"Heavens! There's actually someone eating shit? "
"Urgh ~ ~! It really smells like shit ~ ~ Urgh ~ ~! "
"Preposterous, today is such an important day, isn't Cui Shanyou purposely causing trouble?"
.....
Cheng Yaojin's voice was even louder. All the civil and military officials who had been waiting for Cui Shanyou's arrival heard it. They all widened their eyes and looked at Cui Shanyou and the others in disbelief. Then, they smelled the faintly discernible smell of 'shit' in the air. All the officials "nimbly" jumped far away, as if they were escaping from the plague.
Cui Shanyou and the others immediately formed a circle around them. The commotion here also attracted the attention of the 20,000 navy soldiers not far away, but because of the strict military rules, they didn't run over to watch the commotion. Even so, they constantly looked over.
"You ~! You ~! How dare you slander this old man! You ~! "
Cui Shanyou saw that everyone was distancing themselves from them with disdain, and even the few officials who were usually on good terms with him weren't willing to come close to him. In the blink of an eye, their reputation of "eating shit" was about to be confirmed. Cui Shanyou, who always valued his reputation, couldn't help but be ashamed to death. He pointed his trembling right hand at Li Zexuan and angrily cursed.
At this moment, he couldn't care less that Li Zexuan was his superior, and even used the word "scoundrel".
"My fellow colleagues, please don't listen to the nonsense of others. Why would we, scholars, eat such filthy things? This is all a misunderstanding! "
"Yes! We just accidentally stepped on a child's shit on the road, we definitely wouldn't eat such filthy things! Assistant Minister Huang, you have to believe me! "
Lu Yanyu hurriedly pulled one of his usual good friends and explained.
"Ugh ~! Professor Lu, this one will believe you, let go first, I'm not feeling well, urgh ~ ~ "
Assistant Minister Huang hurriedly broke free from Lu Yanyu's hand and ran to the side to vomit. After all, he had just finished breakfast not long ago!
The other doctors had basically fallen into the same situation. No matter how they explained, no one was willing to listen. They all 'fled in all directions'. This was because they were all in the same situation as Assistant Minister Huang, having just finished their breakfast. Who would be willing to deal with such an unappetizing matter?
Fang Xuanling, Du Ruhui, Zhangsun Wuji, and Wei Zheng, these few "civil officials" also stood far away and frowned as they looked at the eight Imperial College professors.
"Preposterous! How can Cui Shanyou and the others be so ignorant? "
Wei Zheng said with a face of displeasure.
"Maybe there's something else, let's wait for His Majesty to come!"
Fang Xuanling said.
Zhangsun Wuji smiled but didn't say anything. He looked at Li Zexuan who was far away with a meaningful gaze.
.....
"This old man's dozens of years of reputation has actually been destroyed by your hands! This old old old old this old old man! Ah ~ ~ ~! "
Seeing that his reputation was about to be destroyed in an instant, Cui Shanyou's eyes almost split open, and he couldn't hold it in any longer. He moved his old arms and legs and charged towards Li Zexuan like a madman. Looking at his posture, he wanted to smash Li Zexuan to death.
Li Zexuan was "shocked" and ran around in the crowd "pathetically" while shouting, "Professor Cui, I'm innocent! This brat has never said that you ate shit! I'm just asking if you ate sh * t! "
With his skills, even if he stood still and let Cui Shanyou hit him for a year, he would be fine. However, he was afraid that Cui Shanyou would "scam" him! Seeing that this person was already so old, if something happened to him, wouldn't he be blackmailed for a large sum of "medical fees?"
"Pfft ~ ~! Bastard! This old old man will not live under the same sky as you! "
When Cui Shanyou heard Li Zexuan say "eat shit" again and again, and that he was as slippery as a loach and couldn't be caught at all, he couldn't hold it in any longer. He staggered two steps and spat out a mouthful of blood.
"Professor Cui! Professor Cui! Are you okay? "
Ju Qingliu, Sima Minglang, Gu Fengyan, Shangguan Yufeng, Lu Yanyu, Zheng Zhanli, Sikong Linghao, and the rest rushed over to support Cui Shanyou.
They had smelled the "sh * t" smell for so long that they had developed a certain level of immunity. Therefore, no one would despise each other at this moment.
"Sigh ~! It's none of my business, okay? Professor Cui, why are you so persistent? Look at how old you are. If others see this, they might say that I'm bullying you ~! "
Li Zexuan said with "pity".
"You ~! You ~! You ~! "
Cui Shanyou said "you you you you" for a long time. Finally, he couldn't take it anymore. His eyes rolled back and he fainted completely!
"Professor Cui ~! Professor Cui ~! Wake up ~! "
"Professor Cui, wake up ~!"
The other seven Directorate Professors instantly lost their backbone. All of them grabbed Cui Shanyou's arm and cried sorrowfully.
"You, bring a few people and carry him to the Imperial Physician Department!"
From afar, Zhangsun Wuji finally couldn't take it anymore. He decided to end this farce. He called a soldier over and ordered.
"Yes!"
The silver-armored soldier bowed and received the order. He brought two of his subordinates and ran towards the scene.
.....
"Hey, what's wrong with you today? Did these people offend you somehow? "
After the scene regained its calm, Cheng Yaojin grabbed Li Zexuan and laughed.
"I'm innocent! Uncle Cheng! I was just making a wild guess. I didn't expect your reaction to be so big and shout out those words! "
Li Zexuan definitely couldn't take the blame for this! It would really damage his perfect image of being a righteous person who respected the elderly and loved the young! Thus, he casually threw the blame to Cheng Yaojin. Anyway, this old demon was already full of lice. There were plenty of people who hated him anyway.
* Smack! *
Cheng Yaojin was so angry that his beard blew and his eyes widened. He slapped Li Zexuan's head and scolded, "Bullsh * t! You were the one who said it. How dare you put the blame on me? You brat, you've grown up ~! "
Li Zexuan rubbed his head and muttered to himself, "No wonder Cheng Chumo's brain isn't that bright! He must have been beaten up by Cheng Yaojin since he was young. "
"Haha! It's been a while since we last met, and Xiaoxuan has become even more powerful! First, he angered Cui Shanyou until he fainted. Now, he provoked Cheng Zhijie! Looks like there's going to be another demon king in Tang Dynasty ~! "
At this moment, a middle-aged general in full battle armor walked over with a majestic gait.
It was Li Xiaogong.
"Your Highness! How come you're free now? "
Although Li Zexuan didn't agree with Li Xiaogong's statement that 'the Great Tang is about to have another Demon King in Chaos', he was more surprised that Li Xiaogong still had the time to talk to them at this time.
"Haha ~! Why wouldn't I be free? Look, the army has been reorganized. The civilian caravans and sailors have also gathered. They're just waiting for His Majesty to come! Why can't I be free ~? "
Li Xiaogong pointed at the neat and orderly army in the distance and said casually.
Li Zexuan praised, "Your Highness is indeed strict in managing the army. It's obvious that this is a tiger-wolf army!"
"Haha! You really know how to talk! "
Li Xiaogong smiled proudly.
"Tsk! This little ability is far inferior to me, Old Cheng! Didn't you steal it from the pharmacist? "
Others would give Li Xiaogong some face, but Cheng Yaojin wouldn't. When Old Cheng heard Li Xiaogong bragging and showing off, he couldn't help but mock him.
"Uh, cough cough! Zhijie, you ~! "
Li Xiaogong almost fainted from anger. However, Cheng Yaojin wasn't completely wrong. Li Xiaogong's ability to command the army was mostly learned when he fought side by side with Li Jing in the early years. Therefore, he could only glare at Cheng Yaojin.
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