Cui Shanyou awkwardly returned home and changed into a new pair of shoes. He did not even bother to take a shower. He hurriedly held the lantern, bypassed the countless "landmines" in front of the door, and with a faintly discernible "smell of feces", he headed towards Chang 'an East City Gate.
As for where the "landmines" in front of the door came from, he did not have the time to investigate. He thought that when he came back from the morning court, he would find the people from Wu Hou government and let them investigate!
If I find out who is so wicked, I will definitely teach you a lesson! Cui Shanyou thought bitterly in his heart.
"Oh ~! That's great! Haha! Now I can have money to buy candy to eat ~! "
In the small alley to the west of Cui Shanyou's house, there were actually forty or so half-grown children gathered. Among them was a big boy with a bare upper body. When he saw that Cui Shanyou and his servant had disappeared, he jumped up excitedly and made a big fuss.
"Haha, just now old man Cui stepped on my poop. This time Xiao Wu can get an extra hundred coins of reward?"
A six or seven year old boy wearing rags and a bun on his head pulled the slightly older boy and asked.
"Xiao Wu, the sky is so dark, how can you see clearly?"
The big boy depressingly asked.
"Of course I can see clearly! If Big Brother Qi Nu doesn't believe me, you can go and take a look. Xiaowu left a mark beside Zhao's papa. That place is half a step away from the door. Xiaowu specially chose that place. That old man must have stepped on it! "
When the little boy called Xiao Wu heard that the big boy did not believe him, he anxiously wanted to pull him closer to check.
"Wuwuwu, let go. We will wait here for brother Biao Zi to come. We will talk when he comes!"
The big boy quickly pulled his hand away. He was not willing to suffer in that stinky "minefield"!
"Brother Biao Zi is here ~!"
"Brother Biao Zi is here ~!"
Suddenly there were two surprised voices among the children. Then the crowd automatically separated into two sides. A bare-chested burly man walked over with two rascally looking young men.
"Hello brother Biao Zi!"
"Hello brother Biao Zi!"
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More than forty children bowed and greeted the burly man in unison. It looked as if the burly man was leading a group of children to mingle in the pugilistic world. It was quite comical.
"Mm, not bad, not bad. I saw it from the side just now. You all did well. I, Biao Zi, always keep my word. I won't cheat you of your money. Here, two hundred copper coins per person. Let Old Man Cui step on the doll and give an extra one hundred copper coins! Lin Laoer, give out the money! "
Brother Biaozi put his hands on his waist and shouted with a rough voice.
"Yes, Boss!"
One of the lackeys hurriedly replied.
"Thank you, Brother Biao!"
"Thank you, Brother Biao!"
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When the little brats heard that they were really going to get money, they were so excited that they almost jumped up.
"Quiet, quiet! Don't provoke others! "
Biaozi hurriedly roared and continued, "Today, when you go back, all of you save your energy to eat as much as you can for me. If you want to shit, hold it in for me. Tomorrow morning, we will come to Old Man Cui's place to shit again! When the time comes, the price will still be the same. Is everyone clear? "
"Understood!"
When they heard that they could earn another portion of money tomorrow, the children hurriedly agreed. They only needed to pay a lump of "shit" and they could earn a few hundred copper coins. If they did not agree to such a good deal, was there something wrong with their heads?
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The same thing happened at the other corners of Chang 'an City at the same time. Ju Qingliu, Sima Minglang, Gu Fengyan, Shangguan Yufeng, Lu Yanyu, Zheng Zhanli, Sikong Linghao, the seven Directorate Professors who had submitted a petition to impeach Li Zexuan with Cui Shanyou, without exception, all of them suffered and "glided".
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"The Nine Heavens Gate opens its palace and tens of thousands of countries pay their respects to the Crown."
Chang 'an City was located on the banks of the Wei River and the northern foot of the Qinling Mountains. In the planning process of Chang' an City, the concept of the unity of man and nature was included.
There were no rivers in Chang 'an City. There were only canals that connected the city and the suburbs, as well as man-made or natural ponds, such as the Qujiang Pond. Outside of Chang 'an City, there were eight rivers: Wei, Jing, Feng, Du, Bi, Bi, Bi, and Ba River. This was what people often called the "Eight Rivers Around Chang' an"!
Hence, in terms of transportation, Chang 'an City was the capital of the Empire. Whether it was water or land transportation, it was extremely developed.
The Ba River originated from Lantian County, located to the east of Chang 'an City. On both sides of the Ba Bridge, there were five miles of embankment. Tens of thousands of willows were planted, and tourists walked shoulder to shoulder. It was a spectacular sight. Every spring, when the spring wind blew, the willows would dance in the air, creating a hazy mist. It became a major sight on the Ba Bridge of Chang 'an. There was a pier on the Ba River, as well as a relay station. It was called the "Ba Pavilion". Many people would come here to welcome and send off guests, saying their goodbyes and breaking off willow branches as gifts.
Li Zexuan had arrived at the Ba River early in the morning. He was speechless at Li Er. Why did he have to make it such that "all officials of the fifth rank and above had to come to the Ba River to send off the army"? Wasn't it good to just send those of the fifth rank and above? Li Zexuan felt that he was being targeted.
Alas, a good two-day break had gone down just like that! Should he suggest to Li Er one day to bring the two-day break system to the imperial court? After all, the "government workers" in his previous life also needed to rest on weekends!
"Haha, I haven't seen you in a long time! I, Old Cheng, didn't look for you. Don't you know how to take the time to greet me? "
Suddenly, a huge force came from his shoulder. If Li Zexuan's lower body was not stable, he would have been slapped into the river. There was no need to look. Only Great Demon King Cheng would do such a thing.
"Uncle Cheng, you're right. I didn't think it through! I'll invite you and Uncle Qin to my residence for a drink some other day! "
Li Zexuan was quite helpless towards this crazy and "disrespectful" Cheng Yaojin, so he could only follow his words and say.
"Hey! There's no need for another day ~! You're about to get married. When the time comes, I, Old Cheng, will go to your house for a big meal! Haha, you're not allowed to keep anything to yourself. You have to bring all the good wine and dishes for me! "
Cheng Yaojin patted Li Zexuan's shoulder and laughed.
"Zhijie, how can you be an elder like this?"
Qin Qiong couldn't help but frown.
"Hey, Second Brother Qin, this kid is also one of us. Why do you need to be polite with him? Eh ~? What's that smell? Why is it so smelly! "
As Cheng Yaojin spoke, he smelled a foul stench. He sniffed his nose and looked around, trying to find the source of the stench.
Li Zexuan also smelled it. His eyes were sharp and saw Cui Shanyou, Ju Qingliu, Sima Minglang, and the rest walking over. He smiled and tugged at Cheng Yaojin's sleeve. Then, he held his breath and walked forward with cupped fists.
"Yo ~! Isn't this Professor Cui, Professor Ju, and Professor Sima? Good morning to you all ~? "
"Mm, Li Siye, good morning to you too!"
Cui Shanyou wasn't in a good mood today. He just pretended to cup his fists and greeted them briefly. Then, he didn't want to say anything else.
The others didn't even say anything. They just cupped their fists.
Li Zexuan didn't seem to care, but in his heart, he was cursing these people for stabbing him in the back. He suddenly pinched his nose and shouted exaggeratedly, "Oh, eh ~! Professor Cui, why are you so smelly? Did you eat shit this morning? "
Did you eat shit this morning? Eat shit? Eat shit?
Li Zexuan's shout was relatively loud. Cheng Yaojin was closer and heard it the best. Old Cheng widened his eyes in shock. He pinched his nose and pointed at Cui Shanyou and the others. "Bah, what a disgrace to the refined. You guys are the ones who are disgracing the refined. You even ate shit! Ugh ~! It's too smelly. I, Old Cheng, can't take it anymore! "
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