He was impeached for no reason, and he had to attend the morning assembly tomorrow. He was just sitting at home, and trouble came from the sky!
"F * ck that old dog Cui! You've gone too far, damn! I'm going to kick you to death! "
Li Zexuan was getting angrier and angrier as he wandered along the streets. He kicked everything he saw. Luckily, there weren't many people around. Otherwise, he wouldn't have felt good.
"Young Master, you're back!"
San Bao was the first to welcome him when he reached the door.
"Mm, have you sent Li Yu over?"
Li Zexuan nodded and asked casually.
"Replying to Young Master, it has been delivered!"
"Mm, that's good!"
Li Zexuan waved his hand and was about to return to the house. Suddenly, he stopped in his tracks and waved at San Bao. "San Bao, come here! Young Master has something to tell you! "
"Hey! Young Master, please tell me! "
When San Bao heard this, she hurriedly ran over excitedly and said.
"You go … Hey, come in, come in!"
As soon as Li Zexuan opened his mouth, he realized that something was amiss. He hurriedly brought San Bao into the manor. Thus, the servants of the Li Residence saw this scene from afar. Their young master was sneakily discussing something with the servants of the manor under the large locust tree in the front courtyard. One of them was babbling non-stop, gesturing with his hands as he spoke. The other had his eyes wide open with a completely dumbfounded expression.
"Do you understand?"
"Ah ~? Young Master, isn't … isn't this too … too wicked ~? "
"Wicked your head! Do you still want your job ~? "
"Uh, Young Master, please calm down. I'll go now. But if someone finds out, I'm afraid it'll be hard to explain to Old Master!"
"Are you a f * cking pig! I didn't ask you to go personally! Don't you know how to cover your face and secretly hire a few people to help you recruit people ~? "
"Yes, yes, yes, Young Master is right. I'll go now!"
"Wait, I haven't paid you yet! Where are you going ~? You brat, your brain isn't working so well today! Go to Butler Wang and give him a hundred strings of coins. If it's not enough, there's more! "
"Ah ~? Young Master, why do you need so much ~? Ten strings of coins is enough! "
San Bao almost knelt down as he said bitterly.
"What do you know? The more money there is, the bigger the matter will be, and the happier I will be! This Young Master doesn't lack money! If you do a good job, you will be heavily rewarded! Hurry up and go! "
Li Zexuan slapped the back of San Bao's head and said in annoyance.
This lackey of his was not good enough. He was too honest and not arrogant enough. It did not suit his status!
"Yes, Young Master. I will go immediately!"
When San Bao saw that his Young Master was getting impatient, he didn't dare to hesitate any longer. He quickly ran off like a rabbit. He cherished his status as Li Zexuan's number one lackey very much.
"Cough, cough! What are you looking at? Get to work! "
Li Zexuan scolded angrily when he saw the servants and maids in the distance looking at them with "gossipy" expressions.
Immediately, the servants and maids scattered in all directions.
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The next day, a quarter to five (4: 15 AM).
Some people were still asleep, while others had already woken up. The only people who had woken up so early were the peddlers and the ministers who were rushing to attend the morning court. Thus, from this point of view, the officials of the imperial court had something in common with the common people, and that was that they all needed to wake up early.
However, today was a little different. Because the fleet heading south was about to depart in the morning, the morning court was pushed back. All officials of the fifth rank and above had to go together to the docks on Murky Island in the eastern suburbs of Chang 'an to send off the army.
"Oh! Madam, you can buy more meat in the future. We won't have to live such a poor life anymore. Haha! "
Shengye Fang.
In a shabby and narrow courtyard, Cui Shanyou was drinking porridge and eating vegetables as he spoke to the middle-aged woman in linen clothes in dissatisfaction.
"Master, you're not talking nonsense, right? With your little salary, how can our family afford to buy meat ~? "
The woman in linen clothes said with a strange expression.
"Haha, short-sighted! It won't be long before this old man can return to the family! By then, what can we not have? "
Cui Shanyou laughed proudly.
"What? Master, are you telling the truth? "
The woman in linen clothes raised her voice by an octave. She was extremely excited and even used "Master". It was obvious that she cared a lot about her family identity.
"Of course! I can't tell you the specifics now. You'll know after a while! "
"Yes, yes. Come, Master, eat more!"
… … …
"Madam, I'll go to Murky Island now. Today, His Majesty specially summoned me to attend the morning court, so I may be back later. You can have lunch first. Don't wait for me!"
Cui Shanyou finished his breakfast happily and was ready to go out. Of course, he didn't mean that the food was delicious, but that he had gained respect from his wife and could finally straighten his back.
"Okay, Master, take care!"
The woman in linen clothes said quickly.
"Haha, silly tiger, let's go! To Murky Island! "
Cui Shanyou waved his hand in high spirits and was ready to go out with a hunchbacked young man.
With Cui Shanyou's poor appearance, how could he afford to buy a horse and carriage ~? That was why he woke up early today because the journey was long and he had to leave early!
"Ouch ~!"
Cui Shanyou pushed open the shabby courtyard door and took a step out. He almost slipped out of the door.
"Master, hehe, what's wrong with you ~?"
The young man named "Silly Tiger" seemed to have something wrong with his brain. His master was in trouble, but this idiot could still laugh foolishly. He really didn't know how many episodes he could "survive".
"I think I stepped on something soft! Silly Tiger, help me take a look. My eyesight is not very good! Oh, my other foot stepped on something too! "
Cui Shanyou didn't care about Silly Tiger's untimely laughter. Perhaps he was already used to it.
It's just that he moved around like this, and his other foot immediately stepped on something soft. At this moment, the sky was just beginning to brighten. He was old and dizzy, so naturally, he couldn't see anything clearly. He could only ask Silly Tiger for help.
"Hehe, master, I'll help you take a look!"
Silly Tiger chuckled and quickly ran over.
"Hurry up and look, what did you step on ~? Could it be a poisonous snake ~? "
Speaking of this, Cui Shanyou immediately broke out in a cold sweat. Even a big man would be afraid of snakes!
"Hehe, no, master, you stepped on shit! Hehe! "
Stepped on shit! Shit! Shit!
Hehe, hehe your mother!
Cui Shanyou's face was full of Sparta. Even though he was used to Silly Tiger's way of speaking, at this moment, he still felt that the word "hehe" was extremely harsh.
"Preposterous! Preposterous! Under the feet of the Emperor, someone actually dares to pour such filth in front of my door! It's really outrageous! "
Cui Shanyou was trembling with anger, and his beard was almost sticking up. No one could stand a pile of shit in front of their door! However, what was even more unbearable for him was yet to come.
"Hehe! Master, this isn't someone's feces, it's someone's feces. Look, it's still warm! "
It was still warm! Still! Ah!
"Ugh ~ ~ Wah ~ ~!"
It was no wonder that Cui Shanyou's mental fortitude was weak. The scene was just too f * cking strong. Cui Shanyou could no longer hold it in. He ran to the corner of the wall and began to vomit. However, as he ran, he inevitably stepped on a few more piles of feces!
"Eh? Master, what's wrong? I'm not done yet! I can see that this shit is from a child. Look, how thin are these strands of feces?! Hehe! "
"Blergh! Shut … Shut up! Urgh ~ ~ ~! "
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