Lin Dong walked for less than ten minutes before the class monitor called. "Come quickly, I've reserved a seat for you."
"?" Lin Dong was speechless. Did she have to be so exaggerated?
If it was the cafeteria, it wouldn't be strange. But if it was a class, were you sure you needed to reserve a seat?
When he went over and found the class monitor, he found that the classroom was empty. There wasn't even a shadow. Was this the class that she said he needed to reserve a seat? The teacher in front of him seemed to have the surname Guo. She was a lecturer now. She was quite capable. If it wasn't for her connections, she would have been promoted to associate professor long ago. But this was something that would happen sooner or later. The class monitor had a good relationship with her. She often dragged Lin Dong to her class. Because of the "Ten Years in a Dream", Lin Dong had already forgotten her name.
Lin Dong quietly slipped in from the back of the classroom. He tried not to disturb the others.
In fact, he was included.
There were only nine people in the large classroom that could seat more than a hundred people. Four on the left, three in the middle, and the class monitor and him on the right.
"Yun You You didn't come. She changed her mind and went to the lecture hall. Otherwise, there wouldn't be enough seats here." The class monitor had a funny expression that said, "You're lucky. Otherwise, you would have been turned into a meat patty."
"It can't be?" Lin Dong thought about it. This was really possible!
Whether the students came or not, it didn't affect the class at all. Teacher Guo was slightly different from other lecturers and professors. She was used to calling attendance at the end of the class. She allowed people to be late, but she didn't approve of leaving early. At the same time, she felt that leaving after listening to a class was a basic form of respect.
After the class, Mr. Guo clapped his hands to wake up the two sleepy people who were drooling. "Dear students, in the new semester, we will have a lot of time and opportunities to interact with each other. I hope that those who haven't memorized my face can start memorizing it now. I believe that it will come in handy during the final exam. I'm personally very grateful to everyone for coming here to support my work. In order to respect everyone's hard work and hard work, I've decided to call attendance … Those who didn't make it in time, don't worry. I will give them many opportunities to practice on how to redeem themselves from the wrong impression of being transparent in the eyes of others. Before I change my mind, there will be a lot of time for everyone to freely express themselves! You can use sweet nothings, material bribes, or threats of violence. You can even use all kinds of natural and man-made disasters as a reason. I'm quite open-minded. As long as you can convince me, then everything will be fine! "
"Hahaha!" The class monitor laughed heartily. She and Blockhead were both here. As for the other students, could they be any more miserable?
"How ruthless. Fortunately, I had a sudden impulse this morning. I calculated with my fingers and knew that there would be such a calamity in my life …"
"Let the storm be more violent!"
"Quick, call the roll!"
"I love taking attendance!"
The unscrupulous fujoshis ignored the sorrowful cries of the animals who skipped class in their nightmares and kept shouting.
In the classroom, there were only three boys, including Lin Dong. Two of them were sleepyheads who had been paid to help.
The roll call was about to begin. In the cheers of schadenfreude and delight, one name after another was called out. If there were a lot of people in the classroom, then Lin Dong might have taken the risk to help the several idiots in the dormitory. But now there were only nine people. F * ck, it's better to die than to die. You all go to hell. If you want to blame someone, blame yourself for hibernating too early!
"Mao Rongrong …"
"Wu Dayong …"
"Fei Jin …"
"Wu Chi …"
"Liu Jing …"
"Zhu Dachang …"
As the roll call sounded, the two sleepyheads below began a variety of performances. They used different dialects to respond in different ways: "Here", "Coming", "I am", "Yes", "Yes", "Cha", "Here", "I'm coming".
In the end, the nine people responded with twenty-seven names.
Official Guo calmly called the roll, and the two guys below were free to perform.
Lin Dong was dumbfounded. F * ck, aren't you guys too crazy? If one person answered for two or three people, it was already too much. Now one person answered for eight or nine people, it was simply insane! He was kneeling in front of the two sleepyheads who used books to cover their mouths and desperately answered. Awesome! Not to mention that they had mastered so many local dialects in the country, this courage and insight was not something ordinary people could have!
The class monitor laughed so hard that she was about to cramp.
However, she was very naughty and did not destroy the performance of the two sleepyheads. She tried her best to hold it in. When she could not help but laugh, she grabbed Lin Dong's arm and bit it.
Whoosh!
After a hard battle.
The two sleepyheads finally answered all the names of the customers.
Official Guo, whose face was as usual, did not have a trace of murderous intent. He put away the roll call book and prepared to leave after class.
"Hey, wait, you haven't called my name yet?"
"Yes, I haven't called mine yet."
"Then what's your name?" Official Guo smiled, without any signs of a volcano eruption.
"My name is Fan Jian!" Sleepy, who was rather plump, quickly reported his name.
"What about you?" Official Guo asked the other person.
"…" The thin sleepyhead was a bit more quick-witted. He turned his head to look left and right. He knew that he was done for. If he reported his name now, he would be "lenient if he confesses", only an idiot would report it!
"His name is Qin Shousheng!" Fan Jian enthusiastically reported his good friend's name.
In the end, his good intentions were not repaid. Qin Shousheng immediately glared at him.
Sir Guo nodded his head in satisfaction and said, "Not bad," in the tone of a local commander in paint, and then walked away.
Qin Shousheng angrily fought with Fan Jian: "You idiot, it's fine if you die, why drag me down with you? I want to break off all ties with you! "
When it came to fighting, Fan Jian was not afraid of Qin Shousheng at all. He quickly pressed this thin friend to the ground: "Break off all ties with me then. I have a lot of girlfriends now, I don't care about you! You use so much vaseline every time, do you think I'm a goldsmith? "
The class leader pulled Lin Dong to the side to watch.
In the end, she came to a conclusion: "The internet says that you can't date your roommate, or else you'll be upset when you break up. Now it seems like it's true!" Lin Dong heard such a large amount of information and was stunned on the spot.
Even when he went to the cafeteria at noon and killed 10 "Hard Stone Mantou" that could be used to attack zombies, he still hadn't recovered from the shock. He was completely unaware that there were two female students looking at him as if he was a Martian. For the current Lin Dong, 10 "Hard Stone Mantou" could barely fill him up. If he wasn't afraid that the cafeteria master would recognize him and call an ambulance, he wouldn't mind eating another 10.
"This guy has been hungry for at least 3 days and 3 nights …" The female student who just entered the school and didn't know Lin Dong made a bold guess.
"No, it could be a breakup. Only a breakup person would overeat like this!" The other female student put on a "I'm a love expert" attitude and commented.
"Do you want to call 120?" The first female student with a ponytail seemed to be more sympathetic.
"A broken heart is hard to cure. We can only wait for time to slowly heal the wound!" The other love expert with wavy long hair sighed and said, "Ask the world, what is love?" Fortunately, Lin Dong was still distracted by the news about Fan Jian and Shousheng Qin's roommate dating and breaking up, so he didn't hear it. Otherwise, he would have used the Hard Stone Mantou in his hand to make her mute. Who's broken in love? Who's broken heart is hard to cure? I'm just eating a few more mantou. This is a great support for the cafeteria master's hard work!
"You … Lin, Lin something, I've been looking for you for 3 days …" A mountain-like shadow moved over and suddenly covered Lin Dong and the two female students who were whispering to each other.
"Zhu Da … Zhu Da Gongzi, actually my name is Lin Dong!"
Lin Dong couldn't remember how many times he had corrected the other person, but it was useless.
Of course, he didn't expect an upright mountain of flesh to remember his name. It was obvious that it didn't have this ability!
The huge shadow covered the sky and the sun, and the entire cafeteria shook slightly. This was almost the feeling when Tyrannosaurus Rex appeared in the movies. The person who came was a super fat man with jiggling fat all over his body. Every step he took formed a special kind of artistic layer of fat waves. Compared to him, Shark O 'Neal might be considered slim. With a terrifying shadow as oppressive as a mountain, the person who came like a relative of Majin Buu waved his hand like a cattail leaf fan, and like a leader giving an important speech, he said, "What you're called is not important at all. What's important is that I have something for you to do!"
To be able to find someone to do something for him, he was already this arrogant.
The whole of Tokyo University.
Zhu Dachang was the only one left.
Perhaps, in his world of senses, it was already a supreme honor for others to be able to serve him!
"I just finished my summer job and rushed back to class. Now I'm mentally and physically exhausted, and my menstruation is irregular, so I'm afraid I can't serve you, Young Master Zhu!" Lin Dong had really worked for this Zhu Dachang before. At that time, Young Master Zhu wanted to pick up a small celebrity, but he didn't take the usual route. He didn't use money to directly make the other party climax, but chose to use artistic photography …
Of course, this artistic photography was slightly different from Chen Gongren's.
He asked Lin Dong to take a picture of a hundred flowers and hundred butterflies, not that kind. The artistic level of that kind of photography was too high, and Lin Dong didn't understand it at all!
Young Master Zhu didn't care about this at all. His big hand slammed heavily on the table, "On Dong Mountain, it's always me who bullies others, and no one dares to bully me! I'm sure that the reason why the lowly guest from the Mourning Sect is targeting me is because he's jealous of my handsome appearance! He thinks that I'm a strong rival among many competitors, and he makes things difficult for me everywhere. But in order to protect the fairy, I can even give up my life, so what is a mere lowly guest from the Mourning Sect? I've decided to accept his challenge, and fight with him to the end! "
"What the hell does what you're saying have to do with me?" Lin Dong knew that he couldn't use his normal IQ when talking to the Ten Great Men, especially super experts like Gao Da, or else he would be easily dragged down by them …
"Listen, Lin, Lin something, you're the first elite soldier under me!" Young Master Zhu stretched out his huge palm, and spread it out with great effort, "Five thousand!"
"Please find someone else who's more brilliant!" Lin Dong's tone was like an imperial physician who said, "I've tried my best."
"I heard that you've played basketball before, so I'll choose you!" Young Master Zhu shouldn't have the surname Zhu, his surname should be Lai, ah, surname Man is fine too. He used the tone of a leader, and without any explanation, he gave an order, "The match will start tonight, at half past seven, at the stadium. I want to have a life and death duel with the lowly guest from the Mourning Sect! You bring your jersey and shoes, and go on the field and beat them to a pulp. If you win, I'll give you five thousand! "
"What if I lose?" Lin Dong couldn't hold back his curiosity, and asked.
"Under my command, it's impossible for you to lose. I've watched NBA matches, and I know the triceratops strategy, the Hawks' offense, and that Spurs strategy. Under the command of me, a commander who's proficient in hundreds of tactics, it's impossible for you to lose even if you want to! " Young Master Zhu's confidence, from ancient to modern times, in all of history, no one had ever been able to reach his level. In his dictionary, the word 'failure' didn't exist. Although Lin Dong really wanted to remind him that it was the triangle strategy, and not the triceratops strategy, as long as he remembered that his opponent was an amazing person who was proficient in hundreds of tactics, he tactfully shut his mouth and didn't mention it.
Lin Dong, who was frightened by the hundreds of tactics, returned to the dormitory, still a little dizzy.
It was too awesome!
Once the triceratops strategy was used, even Jordan would have to kneel!
A few of his roommates who had just woken up from hibernation finally got up. When they saw Lin Dong, they immediately changed their usual stinginess and enthusiastically invited him to eat a big meal. Lin Dong found that the table was full of cooked food, duck neck, chicken wings, goose feet, and a few kegs of Schnitzel and beer. He couldn't help but be surprised. "Huh? How did the food suddenly reach a well-off level? Which one of you hit the jackpot? "
"You!" Everyone pointed at Lin Dong.
"Me?" When Lin Dong heard that, he suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart.
"Just now, Pig Large Intestine came over to play basketball with you, and we agreed on your behalf. Now, we've even accepted the money for you. It's a total of five thousand. Hurry up and thank us!" The Ox Head Boss patted Lin Dong's shoulder. "We've helped you get out of the ranks of the poor in Dong Mountain in one go. Are you especially touched?"
Lin Dong's heart was now filled with a hundred thousand curses.
Motherf * cker!
Although his group of stupid roommates didn't have to worry about the problem of dating and breaking up, they were all people who caused his father to die. F * ck, what kind of bad things did I do in my previous life for me to receive this kind of retribution!
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