In Dong Mountain University.
When Lin Dong returned to his dormitory, he wanted to say hello to his roommates. However, they completely ignored Lin Dong, who had not seen him for a whole summer vacation. It was as if he was invisible. They were still playing Counterstrike, playing Counterstrike, playing Dungeon, watching Japanese movies, and playing on their phones. Lin Dong was sweating profusely. He guessed that these guys did not go to class either.
After tidying up the moldy things in the cabinet, Lin Dong thought that he should find time to attend a class or two to impress his tutor.
While he was tidying up, a man suddenly came in from outside.
His name was Zheng Hao.
He was a thick-skinned cockroach who did not commit suicide even after being rejected more than 80 times.
Like Lin Dong, he was also from Pinghu City and came to Dong Mountain to study. He could be considered as a fellow from the same hometown. For some reason, this guy was wet all over and looked like a drowned ghost. He was so embarrassed. He didn't even bother to take off his wet clothes. He climbed onto his own bed and threw himself onto the bed with his limbs spread out. This action attracted the attention of all the other animals. They looked up and down and asked in unison, "Why are you covered in water?"
"I went to the ground floor of the female dormitory and wanted to invite Fairy Yun out for a candlelight dinner. However, several basins of water splashed down," this cockroach explained weakly.
"Is it cold or hot?" The animals suddenly became interested.
"It's cold, right?" Lin Dong was sweating. How could he live if it was hot? Besides, if it was hot, even if he had an immortal body, he would probably have to be hospitalized!
"That's okay. Haozi, you are lucky. Pig Intestines was poured with hot water yesterday. He almost became a dead pig." Xiao Bai's face was called Zhou Xu. He came from a rich family and often pretended to be tall, rich, and handsome. The "Pig Intestines" he was talking about was no ordinary person, just like Zheng Hao, the undying cockroach in the field of love. They were both listed in the Top Ten Great Men List of Dong Mountain University, and their rankings were even higher than Zheng Hao's. "Zhu Dacheng" was a big-hearted, fat, and extremely confident second-generation rich kid who could easily turn any blow he received into self-consolation. His real name was Zhu Dachang, and he was the strongest person in the world in terms of psychological quality! Because of the homonym, everyone gave him the nickname "Pig Intestines".
"You haven't succeeded in picking up girls yet. You still have to work hard … Remember to bring an umbrella next time," the skinny guy who was playing Counter-Strike suggested.
This guy's name was Fang Yu, an idiotic young man.
If he were to be summed up with a noun, it would be the super invincible ultimate loser!
Whenever you looked at him, he was always sitting in front of the computer playing games, and there was always the sound of gunfire and crazy rock music. Lin Dong reckoned that in his world, there was no such thing as peace.
Don't underestimate him just because he was poor and ugly, but he had great ideals that shocked the world. Fang Yu, this idiotic creature's ideal was to save all of humanity. There was no mistake about this! His ideal was to save all of humanity! This was because Fang Yu believed that when the apocalypse came, there would be zombies everywhere, and they would choose people to devour. How many rich and beautiful girls would open their legs for a packet of instant noodles … In this way, the responsibility of saving the world's survivors (mainly beautiful girls) would fall on his skinny shoulders. Fang Yu had already spent several years planning how to deal with the apocalypse, including how to escape in the early stages, how to find resources to survive, how to hunt zombies and dig out the magic crystals in their brains, how to eat magic crystals to increase his strength, how to build a survivor base, and so on … In short, when this apocalypse survival manual came out, all the animals in Dong Mountain University immediately knelt down!
As the lifetime president of the Zombie Club, Fang Yu had countless people call him boss in Dong Mountain University.
In case the apocalypse really came.
They had no choice but to suck up to the Tokyo University's Eccentric Ranking Leader Fang!
Of course, because the time had not come yet, as the future savior, President Fang still had to continue living in the form of an idiotic young man …
"You can't even bring an umbrella. Last night, one of the three new transfer students, the one from the Mourning Sect also brought an umbrella, but he was instantly killed by a hot water bottle that flew down from above! The power of the hot water bottle was not something that a student, who was only a cloth armor profession, could withstand. You guys might not know, but that bastard from the Mourning Sect peed his pants on the spot. According to the grapevine, not only did he pee his pants, he was also scared witless. He probably will enter the palace and become a manager soon! "The one who spoke was the boss of the dormitory, the one who claimed to be invincible in kindergarten.
Although this boss was self-proclaimed, under the threat of his strong biceps, no one raised any objections.
His name was Wu Jinjiang, and he looked a bit like Xu Jinjiang.
Skin color?
He was often mistaken as a relative by the black uncle from Africa. He said that he was from the hometown of Confucius, and that he was undoubtedly a man from Qilu. Unfortunately, no one in Tokyo University believed him!
As a boss, although Wu Jinjiang was not on the Top Ten Eccentric Ranking, he was definitely not a simple person. Lin Dong had observed that there was only one thing in Boss Wu's life, and that was Demon Beasts! When he was in a good mood, he would proudly clear dungeons. When he was in a bad mood, he would also clear dungeons. It was said that it was for healing. When he had a girl to accompany him, he would bring her along to explore. In the end, he would find out that the girl was actually a demon. When there were no girls, he would be alone and embark on his journey without any hesitation.
That figure that was destined to be alone for the rest of his life was really tragic!
There was no other way.
For the tribe, this was the price of loyalty!
"Roar, charge!" Now, Boss Wu was controlling his Tauren to kill in all directions.
Behind him was a female Blood Elf Priest. While healing the Tauren, she shouted with a voice so high in sugar that it could cause diabetes, "Aiyo, brother, you are so fierce!"
Hearing this, the Tauren's blood boiled.
He almost bent over and stomped on the ground with his four hooves.
Moo ~
He looked up to the sky and let out a long roar.
"…" When Lin Dong, who had the Sound Insight Technique, heard this, he sweated profusely. This voice changing software that could change a man's voice to a woman's was really out of this world! However, for the sake of the Tauren's easily hurt and fragile little heart, Lin Dong decided not to say anything and pretend that he did not hear it. For the happiness of his roommate, it was better to let the truth go with the wind!
"Fairy Yun is indeed very difficult to pursue. A fairy like her is not something that mortals like us can dream of! However, this is also good. If we can't get her, we can die together. No one can think about getting the beauty, at least we can feel better. "Xiao Bai's face Zhou Xu, who was playing with his phone, suddenly said. Student Zhou was a self-proclaimed artistic youth. In the dormitory, he had always been the nemesis of the stupid young man Fang Yu. In fact, he only had a little more money in his pocket and could occasionally spend it as a small bourgeois. He could not be said to be tall, rich, and handsome.
"That's right. Fortunately, there is Fairy Yun who does not eat the food of the common people. She is not moved by power and wealth. She has always given us hope. Otherwise, us poor bastards would collectively commit suicide." Zheng Hao, who was an undying cockroach in the field of love, sighed.
"You still have hope after being watered?" Lin Dong suddenly understood why this guy was called an undying cockroach in the field of love. He was really indomitable!
"Shh!" Fang Yu quickly stopped Lin Dong's ridicule.
What a joyous thing to see!
Why should we attack him? No, no, as a roommate, no matter how stupid or stupid your actions are, we will support you. Be brave, young man, be brave and die!
"Pah pah, you guys are the poor bastards. I have money. Don't put me in the same category as you guys okay?" When Zhou Xu, who was playing with his phone, heard this, he immediately took out his branded wallet and proudly arranged dozens of hundred-yuan bills into the character "Fu". The wolves in the dorm almost shouted that they were going to rob him. The skinny Fang Yu, who was playing CS, was envious. He immediately threw away his mouse and pounced on Zhou Xu. He hugged Zhou Xu's leg and smiled like a chrysanthemum: "Big brother, I will clean your shoes. One hundred dollars a time. I don't mind cleaning your shoes ten thousand times!"
"Get lost!" Zhou Xu kicked Fang Yu: "Get your paws off me. I don't want you to clean my shoes even if you pay me a hundred dollars."
"If the apocalypse comes, I will be the first to blow up your dog head." Fang Yu snorted and went back to playing CS.
"If the apocalypse really comes, I will make a harem. Fairy Yun and Thousand Long Legs must be there. Blockhead, hurry up and reply to me. Flatter me. If your attitude is especially respectful, I will reward you with a girl because we are from the same hometown! " As an undying cockroach, Zheng Hao's regenerative abilities were very strong. Now that his HP and MP were almost full, he came back to life. He used his heel to knock on the bed, signaling Lin Dong, who was in the lower bunk, to reply to him.
"In your dreams!" Lin Dong tried his best to hold back his laughter.
You are an undying cockroach?
You want to have a harem?
You are the school version of a trapeze artist. Only you can play dead!
However, it was a waste of saliva to tell a powerful soul who was still optimistic and actively pursuing love after being rejected more than 80 times about the cruelty of reality. That was because his thoughts, or rather, the thickness of his skin had long since exceeded this dimension!
Lin Dong did not know that he had said it unintentionally.
Not only did he attack Zheng Hao who was on the upper bunk, but he also defeated all the animals in the dormitory. All of them were killed in an instant!
Even Chen Guanwen, the crazy collector of Japanese movies, who had been watching Master Cang's performance but did not participate in the discussion, lost his interest in learning after hearing Lin Dong's words. He closed his notebook and laid down on the bed in boredom. If not for the fact that he was still alive, he would probably be no different from the frozen meat in the morgue.
No one was a fool!
Being able to go to university meant that they could be funny, but their intelligence was not that low.
Girls like Yun You You and Qianjun were not people that poor students like them could touch. They were like the stars in the sky. They could look up at them as if they were within reach, but in reality, they were at least hundreds of millions of light years away.
Hearing this, the boss Tauren seemed to have lost all his interest.
He lost all interest.
Even if the female priest continued to cheer them on with a voice that was full of sugar, she could no longer raise her spirits.
Everyone threw away their mice and phones and returned to their beds to practice the Lying Corpse Swordsmanship. After a long time, a voice emerged from the silence, "There is a post on the internet saying that if you don't go to university, you will regret it even more if you go to university … I seem to be regretting it a little now!"
"Hey, that's not right. Isn't it the other way around? You will regret it if you go to university, but you will regret it more if you don't go to university? "Someone immediately questioned.
"No matter what, you will regret it if you go to university." Finally, the boss Tauren concluded unhappily, "There are too many hardships in life. It's useless to think too much. Let's just wash up and sleep!"
"Sleep?" Lin Dong looked at the time. It was only nine o 'clock in the morning. The sun had just appeared, okay?
"My dear Blockhead, we are not like you. You have the class monitor and can be carefree. We have nothing. If we don't sleep now, when will we?" Fang Yu said this with a hint of envy, but definitely not jealousy. Everyone knew that the class monitor was good to Lin Dong. Everyone envied her, but her small body … It could only be said that no one here was a flatboard princess!
Moreover, only when the class monitor was here could all the animals in Tokyo University breathe a sigh of relief.
One must know that the threat of Blockhead was at the level of a prehistoric monster.
Not to mention the senior and junior sisters who stayed at the door to warm their beds, didn't you see many female counselors desperately shoving room keys into his hands? This guy had always been like a block of wood. If he suddenly became enlightened, then the number of senior and junior sisters who were willing to give birth to his babies would line up from the East Gate to the West Gate. In the middle, there were even many PhD counselors who cut the line!
"You guys go to sleep!" Lin Dong decided to go out for a walk. He had not returned to the campus for "ten years". He really missed it!
As for the animals in the dormitory, they all went into collective hibernation.
Lin Dong was not surprised.
There was a saying nowadays: You will never understand the world of amusing people!
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