The mad scientist's biochemical experiment failed as usual.
Later.
The class monitor often found all kinds of insect corpses when she took out the trash, and they all died miserably. She guessed that Blockhead's biochemical experiment had improved, but she wasn't sure if it would succeed. She didn't care about the results of the biochemical experiment. The class monitor was only responsible for one thing, and that was to find ways to fill his stomach with all kinds of food.
"It seems like it's time to go back to school?" Lin Dong suddenly remembered that the summer vacation was over at noon one day.
"What do you mean, I've been in class for two days already!" The class monitor was very calm. Whether it was the tutor or the student, they hadn't adjusted to the situation yet. She wasn't strict in class, and even if his name was called, she would help him, so it was fine.
As for her studies, she had always been a straight-A student. Since childhood, there weren't many people who could surpass her. Although she didn't have a chest, she had an innate advantage in intelligence.
Lin Dong didn't have to worry about his studies. His grandmother taught him well, so he had a good foundation. If he really couldn't do it, she could let him copy.
So, what was the rumored failure?
Was it delicious?
Lin Dong decided to go back for a walk. It was boring to look at insects all day, and this research wasn't urgent.
He thought of something and asked, "Oh right, how's the perfume testing going? Are the quality test results out? "
The class monitor shook her head, "The quality test results can't be passed so quickly. We have to bribe them until they vomit, or else they won't get the results. The domestic testing only approves the production, it has no authority. The foreign devils don't agree, especially those Gauls. They have to re-test the results through their specialized organization. But this time, we are confident that the quality is definitely not an issue. Now it's their turn to beg us. "
"You contacted the foreign devils?" Lin Dong found that Ming Ge did things very quickly, and her efficiency was really high. She was a first-class housekeeper.
"We sent a video to them." The class monitor opened his phone and proudly showed it to him.
In the video.
The class monitor and Yu Tongtong came to a butterfly garden full of flowers.
At first, the butterflies kept avoiding them. The class leader calmly took out a bottle of perfume with a unique design and introduced its functions in English. Yu Tongtong, who was beside her, cooperated in fluent French. After the advertisement, the two of them sprayed a bit of perfume on their palms in front of the camera. The perfume, which was made of the Insect Luring Powder of the Cultivation World, had the ability to attract the mind. Instantly, hundreds of butterflies flew around them happily. Later, more and more butterflies gathered, and they flew over like moths to a flame. They all wanted to land on their raised little hands and absorb the remaining energy in their palms. However, they kept waving their hands, not letting them do as they wished … Just like that, the two of them laughed and led a large group of butterflies around the garden, never getting tired of it.
The effect of this advertisement was amazing. Even Lin Dong, who knew the inside story, felt that this scene was pleasing to the eye.
Attracting butterflies was just the beginning!
In the second scene, the scene changed. The location was changed to Mingge's aunt's house. She had a very beautiful cat at home. This cat used to be very arrogant and was used to keeping people at arm's length. If it was in a bad mood, it wouldn't even give face to its owner, let alone outsiders.
Yu Tongtong was a stranger to it. She wanted to hold it, but it wouldn't let her.
The class monitor bet the camera that it would take ten seconds to finish it.
She was in the ravine of Yu Tongtong's high chest.
She sprayed a bit of perfume.
As a result, in less than three seconds, the arrogant cat immediately turned into a spoiled, cute cat. It burrowed into Yu Tongtong's arms and refused to come down. Its small head was as close to the high chest that was sprayed with perfume, and it firmly refused even when its owner wanted to take it away. The scene changed again. Next, it was the turn of the two little girls. Cute and Chu Ling 'er were holding the big white geese. These two big white geese were much more reserved than the cats. Yu Tongtong wanted to hold them, but she was almost pecked by them. Without spiritual energy, it was impossible for them, who had spiritual awareness, to let strangers get close to them!
The perfume once again showed its power. The two big white geese sensed the energy, and their heads kept looking at the perfume area, as if they didn't understand what was going on.
When Yu Tongtong used her small hand sprayed with perfume to caress them, the two big white geese slowly accepted it.
The hand that didn't sprayed with perfume was definitely not okay.
The difference was obvious.
The spiritual attraction had a very slight effect on them, but it couldn't completely control their spiritual awareness. Unlike the cats who had fallen into the perfume, the two big white geese were very conscious. They were just curious about the energy.
This kind of perfume with spiritual attraction was almost impossible to resist for animals in this world, except for those who had spiritual awareness, like the white geese.
The scene changed again.
The military girl from Qianjun was also pulled in by them to help.
What she wanted to attract was not the kind of cramping silly dog that would jump around and scream crazily. Instead, she wanted to attract the lions in the zoo.
In front of the lion cage, Qianjun sprayed some perfume on her palm. Through the iron fence, she gently shook it towards the sleeping lioness not far away. Smelling the strange fragrance, the lioness immediately woke up from her sleep. She walked forward with a little confusion, then looked at Qianjun with a little vigilance. She looked eager to move forward, but her heart was on guard. It snorted and kept sniffing the fragrance in the air. Qianjun was bolder than the original script. Her hand slowly passed through the iron fence and reached directly in front of the lioness. As soon as she got close, the lioness clearly smelled the perfume on Qianjun's palm. Suddenly, she became as tame as a cat, licking her hand contentedly, desperately acting like a spoiled child.
"Aren't you guys having too much fun?" Lin Dong's head was full of sweat.
Playing like this?
Aren't you afraid of someone dying?
"Hey, don't say that. Those foreigners just like this. Next, it's time for us to take care of them." The class monitor said that the foreign devils had already sent people over on a gray plane overnight. They wanted to see the samples. However, with the class monitor's strong resentment, it was estimated that these foreign devils would lose a layer of skin even if they didn't die!
Whether the foreign devils lived or died, Lin Dong didn't care at all.
Their attitude before was too arrogant, and now it might just be retribution!
He only reminded the class monitor not to interact too much and leave the perfume to her aunt and that Yu Tongtong, who had already formed a big business alliance, to deal with it.
"I know, blockhead. Why didn't I realize that you were so long-winded before?" The class monitor looked arrogant on the surface, but she was actually very sweet on the inside.
This blockhead that he had always thought of as a big idiot was actually so concerned about him.
He would really wake up from his sleep laughing.
Lin Dong didn't know whether the class monitor had woken up from his sleep laughing, but he had indeed woken up from his sleep laughing.
After he entered the dream and returned to the Nine Hell Forbidden Land, he seemed to sense the energy fluctuations left by Piaomiao Fairy in the space around the Sky Water Waterfall. Did she come back? Didn't that mean that she heard his inner voice? When he woke up the next day, he was still smiling foolishly. Love syndrome. If a cute girl saw it, she would definitely think so. However, the class monitor didn't know and thought that he had made progress in his research. She specially rushed into the kitchen and fried a poached egg to celebrate for him.
In the past, she would never fry a poached egg in front of him.
Now it didn't matter.
Because he said that his flat chest could be saved … Since it could be saved, why would he feel inferior? Wasn't it just a poached egg? If he wanted to fry it, he could fry it. Moreover, he fried two at once!
"Did you know that Yun You You and Qianjun have enrolled in school?" The class monitor probably didn't know.
"Did it cause a commotion?" Lin Dong thought that with the hunger and thirst of those animals, it wouldn't be a school version of a trapeze show, right?
"It is said that Dong Mountain University has never caused such a commotion since its establishment. The principal, secretary, director, and other school leaders personally stood at the school gate to welcome them. And those who are chasing after them are all school hunks from famous schools in the country. Each is more handsome than the other, and each car is more expensive than the other. There is even a funny sea turtle who gave up studying at Stanford and came back to study at Dong Mountain University. Student Blockhead, now, handsome guys in Tokyo University are no longer rare. It's no longer just a few cats and kittens. Handsome guys are as many as dogs. The school hunks are everywhere, and the tall, rich, and handsome guys can form a large-scale group to kill the boss. " After the class monitor described it, she found that Lin Dong didn't respond. She couldn't help but feel depressed. Could it be that this blockhead's nerves were made of 20 centimeters of steel?
"Let's go!" Lin Dong was very calm. Not to mention tall, rich, handsome, and sea turtles, even the legendary Crown Prince or Little Marquis would be useless. Yun You You was not someone they could touch.
"I'll give you a new phone. Quickly throw that one away." The class monitor had always wanted to give him a new one. In the past, she was afraid that he would hurt his self-esteem, so she kept it in her heart and didn't dare to say it. Even if she wanted to save, she didn't care about such a small amount of money!
"Ah, it's better to keep it to smash walnuts. Sometimes it's quite troublesome when you can't find a hammer!" Lin Dong used this old one mainly to remember his grandmother. This was a gift from his grandmother. He was reluctant to throw it away, afraid that if he threw it away, he would lose something that belonged to his grandmother. When the class monitor heard this, she rolled her cute Xiao Bai eyes. "Please, if you use this phone again, maybe the police uncle will sue you for illegally possessing a weapon!"
No matter how hard she tried, he still replaced the phone.
The class monitor carefully put the old phone in a big box. How could she not know his heart? But the phone had to be replaced. You don't like to show off, but you can't stand others looking at you like a prehistoric monster!
Before going out.
She moved a chair and stood high. She fixed his hair and collar for him.
Then, she checked his body from head to toe. After making sure that nothing was missed, she snapped her fingers. "Okay, let's go!"
In fact, for a moment, she had the urge to hug him tightly and press her lips on his face. But in the end, she resisted. The class monitor was afraid that he would see through her inner thoughts. She quickly walked behind him and was responsible for putting away the shoes and closing the door.
At the bottom of the building was her and his bicycle.
The short He Jinshui and the crooked head were drinking beer in a small shop not far away. The one who was stepped on with a bruised nose was the blind bike thief.
"You guys are so free!" Lin Dong suddenly felt that it was good to assign some tasks for them to run errands. It would save them from staying downstairs all day. He waved his hand. He Jinshui and the crooked head quickly came over. They were waiting for this order. "You guys go look around and see if there are any scorpions. I want to buy some young scorpions these few days. It's best if they are just born. I don't want too many, just a few dozen will be enough!"
"Don't worry, we will definitely get it done for you!" He Jinshui was so touched that he almost burst into tears. He could finally run errands. It was really a blessing in disguise!
When the bike thief saw that these guys were not paying attention, he quickly ran away.
Before he could run more than thirty meters.
A few people jumped out from another stall and easily caught him. What a joke. Did you think there was only one obstacle?
In order to make friends with this guy and to prevent others from taking advantage of the situation, Brother Tiger, who was sitting on the top underground seat of Dong Mountain, sent a total of fifty people to wait for orders 24 hours a day … After Lin Dong and the class monitor rode their bikes into Tokyo University from the west gate. The short He Jinshui swaggered over with his men like a big villain. He smiled at the bike thief with a friendly expression. "You think I don't know that you were sent by Golden Tooth? I was just pretending to be stupid a few days ago to see who you were contacting, or else I would have killed you on the first day! Pretending to be a bike thief is pretty good. Are you trying to get close to that person through this method? How smart! Brothers, what do you think we should do now that we have caught the bike thief? "
"Break his fifth limb!" Crooked head suggested.
"F * ck, I didn't know you were so cruel!" The short He Jinshui was shocked. He jumped up and criticized him loudly. "How could you do such a bad thing in front of everyone? Even if you want to do it, you should do it in a place where no one is around! "
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