On the way to the backstage.
Yao Jiancai smiled and said, "That part was great."
Zhang Ye was also amused. "Yeah, it's so rare for us to have a chance to spout nonsense. It's been a long time since we've scolded the crosstalk world, so I've had a blast this time."
"It's a pity that it can't be aired," Yao Jiancai said regretfully.
Zhang Ye said, "It's fine even if they broadcast it."
Yao Jiancai rolled his eyes, "Nothing, my ass. If it gets broadcast, it will be a huge mess. Last time at the crosstalk and skit competition, we scolded the crosstalk world with our three crosstalk performances. Look at what happened. That bunch of people chased after us and scolded us for an entire year. If it gets broadcast this time, do you think it will be small? And speaking of which, who would dare to broadcast our crosstalk today? This kind of joke can only be said in a small theater. "
Zhang Ye curled his lips. "Even if we don't do crosstalk, do you think that they won't scold us?"
"Yes, that's true." Yao Jiancai shook his head and laughed. "The two of us will probably never be able to get rid of the title of 'Public Enemies of China's crosstalk world' in this lifetime."
Zhang Ye said indifferently, "So be it. It's not a big deal."
Yao Jiancai laughed heartily. "You don't feel itchy anymore."
Suddenly, the voices of a few staff members hurrying over from backstage could be heard. They were all panicking, as if something had happened.
Zhang Ye narrowed his eyes. "What's the matter?"
"Something seems to have happened?" Yao Jiancai asked curiously.
However, when the two of them listened carefully, they realized that those people were actually talking about them.
"This is bad!"
"This is getting out of hand!"
"How did the secret get leaked? Was it released on the net? "
"Who put it there? Isn't that just causing trouble? "
"It's already blowing up on the Internet! I heard that they are about to fight! "
"Of course, how could they not fight? I just watched Teacher Zhang and Teacher Yao's crosstalk backstage on the big screen. The people from Central TV's Spring Festival Gala and the crosstalk world were all scolded by them!"
The few of them quickly walked past and did not see Zhang Ye at all.
Zhang Ye was stunned, "What? Was it posted on the internet? "
Yao Jiancai exclaimed, "Who posted it?"
The two of them did not expect this, and neither did the people from Beijing Television Station!
On the stage.
Someone had already noticed the situation and hurriedly reported it to the leader!
An assistant director of Beijing Television's Spring Festival Gala broke out in a cold sweat. "What?"
Hu Fei was also dumbfounded. "How did it leak out?"
Chang Xiaoliang was infuriated. "Who was the one who recorded everything with a phone? Find him! "
Everyone looked around to find him, but where could they go to find him?
Xiao Lu was speechless.
Dafei also blinked his eyes and began to worry for Zhang Ye.
A deputy director of the Spring Festival Gala's program team said, "If this crosstalk were to be exposed, even if others know that our Spring Festival Gala will not be hosting it, our Spring Festival Gala's program team and Central TV's Spring Festival Gala would definitely become enemies!"
"Director."
"Director! What should we do now? "
Everyone looked at the Beijing Television Station's Station Head.
The old granny was very calm. She glanced at everyone and said, "Didn't we expect this to happen when we got Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai to come up with a fake program? Wasn't it to prevent the real program from being leaked ahead of time? Since they were prepared, what was there to be surprised about? It's not a real show. "
The rehearsal continued.
The following acts began to appear.
When the other Station Heads and staff heard this, they could only sit back down anxiously. As they watched the performance, some of them were browsing Weibo on their cell phones to keep an eye on the situation!
… …
On the Internet.
Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai's new crosstalk had flooded the Internet! Many netizens were excited as if they had been injected with stimulants. As they listened to the crosstalk, they screamed and commented online!
"Hahahahaha!"
"I can't take it anymore! I'm dying of laughter! "
"Even a prostate patient has peed?"
"Is that our hard-earned money? Aiyo! Let me laugh a little longer! Hahahaha! "
"Why is it so funny!"
"Zhang Ye, Old Yao, I like the two of you so much!"
"These two are indeed the golden partners of the crosstalk world!"
"Motherfucker, I've never heard such a funny crosstalk before!"
"That's right. After listening to Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai's crosstalk, I can't laugh anymore when I listen to other crosstalk actors' jokes! The standard of these two people's crosstalk has led the crosstalk world by so many years! "
"Tang Dazhang has been shot again!"
"How is this being shot? He's been hit by an intercontinental missile! "
"Pfft! I guess Tang Dazhang has fainted at home! "
"The scolding is too ruthless! The scolding is too satisfying! "
"Central TV's Spring Festival Gala has also been 'poisoned' by Zhang Ye!"
"Zhang Ye's mouth is really the most sarcastic mouth in the entire country! Anyone who offends him must have had eight lifetimes of bad luck! Wouldn't they be scolded until they vomited blood? "
"Aiyo, this is too funny!"
Those people from the crosstalk world only know how to scold Zhang Ye on the Internet. Their scolding words can't even be said fluently. They just keep repeating the words' we will not acknowledge you '. But look at Teacher Zhang. He casually took out a work and used it to scold them. Not only did he scold them, he even made it funny from beginning to end. That's what a high level is! "
"Haha, speaking of scolding people? Zhang Ye is the ancestor! "
"That's right. How many people in the country can scold him better? These people from the crosstalk world just don't learn from their mistakes! They were scolded like dogs by Zhang Ye during the crosstalk competition. What about this time? You guys are still going to provoke him? When have you ever seen Zhang Ye swallow his anger! "
"Damn, is Zhang Ye really going to say something like that on Beijing TV's Spring Festival Gala?"
"Can they broadcast this? Surely not, right? "
"Definitely not. This is definitely a fake act!"
"Right, it must be fake!"
"Teacher Zhang can just randomly come up with a fake act and it's enough to make the crosstalk world suffer!"
"Hahaha, I can't take it anymore, I have to listen to it again!"
"Me too, I can't get enough of it!"
"I've already listened to it three times! This is so damn satisfying! "
"Zhang Ye is right. There aren't many good people in the domestic crosstalk world!"
This crosstalk had caused a huge sensation online!
...
At Tang Dazhang's house.
A group of crosstalk actors who were rehearsing and researching the Spring Festival Gala's acts all had ugly expressions on their faces. Some of them were pale, some were black, and some were green!
A crosstalk actor slammed the table and shouted, "This is too much!"
One of Tang Dazhang's disciples said angrily, "Lawless! Lawless! "
Tang Dazhang squeezed out two names from between his teeth. "Zhang Ye! Yao Jiancai! "
"We can't just let it go like this!" Someone shouted, "This is standing on top of our heads and shitting on us!"
Someone echoed, "Right, this debt is not over yet! It's definitely not over yet! "
Everyone was exploding with anger!
Killing someone was just a matter of nodding one's head to the ground. This crosstalk was too ruthless!
But as for how to settle the score with Zhang Ye, no one could give an answer!
In the past, it wasn't that no one dared to challenge them, nor were there any peers who openly questioned or scolded the crosstalk world. But under the leadership of a few highly qualified and senior artists, the crosstalk organizations under them fought wherever they pointed. They boycotted, banned, reported, and used all sorts of methods to make a crosstalk actor unable to continue in the industry. This was because this industry was still ruled by a small number of senior artists. As one of the leaders of the crosstalk world, Tang Dazhang was also one of the few who had the final say!
But Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai were different!
Yao Jiancai was an actor, so they could not control him!
Zhang Ye was even more so. He did not perform in a small theater, nor did he organize any large-scale commercial performances. His main profession was a host. He also produced programs, wrote novels, composed songs, and even taught. Even if everyone in the crosstalk world joined forces to report and boycott him, it would be meaningless. This result had already been proven during last year's crosstalk and skit competition. This bunch of people could not do anything to Zhang Ye at all!
A crosstalk actor suggested, "That was all our hard-earned money? This is already considered slander! If we really want to make a fuss, we can sue him! "
"That's right!"
"Sue him!"
"This is definitely a crime of slander!"
Everyone was agitated.
However, an 18-year-old disciple of Tang Dazhang suddenly exclaimed in an untimely manner. He said timidly, "Zhang Ye seems to be a lawyer himself?"
The group of people all looked at him.
"So what if he's a lawyer?"
"Sue him all the same!"
"This kid is such a bastard!"
But as they spoke, their confidence grew weaker and weaker. In the end, no one brought up the matter of going to court against Zhang Ye anymore. Why? Even Central TV had fucking lost a lawsuit against Zhang Ye! No matter how much they thought they were better than others, they definitely did not think that they were better than the professional legal team of Central TV! This fellow's results in the National Judicial Examination had shocked the legal world. He was the first person in history to get a perfect score!
Tang Dazhang slammed the table angrily. "Preposterous! Is there no way we can subdue him? "
After thinking about it, everyone felt a little discouraged. They really could not think of a way to subdue Zhang Ye! There was no way at all!
Tang Dazhang's disciple, who was also an 18-year-old crosstalk newcomer, felt extremely bitter. At this moment, he really wanted to suggest: Can we not fight with Zhang Ye anymore? Even Central TV could not do anything to him. Even the SARFT could not deal with him. He was such a hooligan in the entertainment circle, a shit stirrer in the industry. Couldn't we just avoid him a little? Why must we fight with him? Even if we can't afford to offend him, we can still avoid him! The most crucial problem was that even if the entire crosstalk world banded together, they would not be able to do anything to him!
What was the point of fighting?
There was no way to fight!
...
Very soon, the news was flying everywhere!
"Zhang Ye invited to Beijing Television's Spring Festival Gala!"
"Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai's crosstalk stirs up another controversy!"
"Zhang Ye's new work for the Spring Festival Gala: I Want to Go on the Spring Festival Gala?"
"The crosstalk world denounces it!"
"Zhang Ye mocks Central TV's Spring Festival Gala and the Chinese crosstalk world!"
"Hilarious! Beijing Television's Spring Festival Gala rehearsal exposed! "
"Another look at Zhang Ye's crosstalk!"
"A murder caused by a crosstalk routine! Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai declare war on the crosstalk world once again! "
The tabloids collectively reported on this "tragedy." The general content was quite similar — Zhang Ye had once again used his actions to prove to the world that when it came to scolding, he was unrivaled!
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