On the stage.
The spotlights shone as everyone looked at the two people who were about to go on stage.
Although it was a rehearsal today, the cameras, lighting, stage effects, and staff were all the same as the lineup for the Spring Festival Gala on the first day of the Lunar New Year. Other than the audience being different, it was almost the same. Hence, Zhang Ye, who was performing crosstalk at such a large-scale gala for the first time, found it quite novel. Yao Jiancai was the same. This was also his first time performing on the Spring Festival Gala and his first time rehearsing. It was obvious that Old Yao was still a little nervous.
Applause rang out.
Xiao Lu, Dafei, and the others were clapping with all their might.
Even the Station Head was clapping with a smile. The atmosphere at the venue was similar to that of the Spring Festival Gala.
Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai went on stage and brushed past Dong Shanshan and the male host. Dong Shanshan even gave him a smiling look. The two hosts had not informed Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai of their lines. During the interlude, they had unknowingly trampled on Zhang Ye.
However, Zhang Ye was not someone who was willing to take a loss. No one expected that Zhang Ye would fight back the moment he went on stage.
Yao Jiancai stood in front of the microphone and followed the lines that he had previously discussed with Zhang Ye. His face was beaming with joy, "Happy New Year, everyone!"
However, Zhang Ye did not follow the lines with his first sentence. He looked around angrily, "Don't be in a hurry to give your New Year greetings. Are there any security guards? Where are they? "
Yao Jiancai was stunned, "Why are you calling security?"
Zhang Ye turned around and looked at Dong Shanshan and company, "Take those two away!"
Everyone in the venue laughed when they heard this.
Dong Shanshan also winked mischievously at him.
The male host paused for a moment and threw up his hands innocently.
Yao Jiancai said, "What did they do for you to take them away?"
Zhang Ye did not like what he said, "What do you mean by 'we seem to get into trouble'? Who are you talking about? "
Yao Jiancai laughed, "That's true, we won't get into trouble."
Zhang Ye said seriously, "When you introduce us in the future, remove the word 'seem'!"
"Ah? You mean we get into trouble often? "Yao Jiancai sighed.
Dong Shanshan burst out laughing!
The male host also could not hold back his laughter!
There was laughter from the audience.
Chang Xiaoliang knew that none of this had been arranged in advance. It was all the actors' improvisation. He couldn't help but exclaim, "Their reactions are so fast. What a burden!"
The assistant director also said, "Teacher Yao also did a good job. As expected of an old partner, they have such great chemistry."
Xiao Lu cheered excitedly!
After such an opening, Yao Jiancai also relaxed. His previously tense emotions had been brought into a very good performance state by Zhang Ye. Sometimes, Yao Jiancai could not help but feel ashamed. Although he was much older than Zhang Ye, on stage, he still had to rely on Zhang Ye to lead the rhythm most of the time.
Offstage.
Someone from the review team said, "Look at Weibo. Someone is scolding Zhang Ye."
Another staff member said, "That's right, they even scolded our Beijing Television Station."
"It's Tang Dazhang and company again."
"Even the program team of Central TV's Spring Festival Gala has gotten involved."
"These guys are really never-ending."
"Why is everything related to them? Who we invite is in their way? Why do they care so much? "
A lot of people already knew that in today's rehearsal, Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai's crosstalk and the other highlights of the show were actually "fake shows" and were just casually said. Even if the two of them did not say anything on stage to pass the time, it would be fine. Or perhaps they could just say a show that they had mentioned before. The purpose was just to get a feel of the venue and walk through the show once, so there was no need to be so serious. Therefore, many people did not think much of it. Some of them were looking at their cell phones, while others were whispering to each other. They were discussing the denunciation of Zhang Ye by Central TV and the crosstalk world on Weibo.
But very quickly, everyone's attention was pulled back to the stage. This was because they were shocked to discover that Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai were seriously talking about their new joke segments!
Yao Jiancai said, "Let's not talk about anything else. Let's give our friends in the audience a New Year's greeting first."
But Zhang Ye had a listless look on his face. "OK."
Yao Jiancai looked at him and said, "Greeting?"
Zhang Ye smacked his lips. "Yes."
Yao Jiancai: "Are you still asleep or what? They've already performed so many performances just now. It's so exciting, and you're still not in the mood? "
Zhang Ye curled his lips and pointed to the back with his chin raised. "You mean the acrobatics just now?"
Yao Jiancai: "Yeah, it's so nice."
Zhang Ye said, "What's so interesting about acrobatics? It's just child's play. I saw an acrobatic performance on Central TV's Spring Festival Gala last time. Look at what they were doing!"
Central TV's Spring Festival Gala?
Why did they mention Central TV's Spring Festival Gala?
Everyone was stunned.
Yao Jiancai: "What did you act in?"
Zhang Ye gestured, "It's a woman leading a tiger. The woman has a piece of candy in her mouth. Then the tiger comes over and with a snap, it snatches the candy from the woman's mouth!"
Yao Jiancai was stunned. "Huh? Tiger? Candy? "
"Mhm."
Yao Jiancai exclaimed, "This is too exciting."
Zhang Ye harrumphed, "What's so exciting about it?"
Yao Jiancai: "It's nice!"
Zhang Ye sneered, "What's so good about it? I can do it too!"
Yao Jiancai was stunned. "You can do it too?"
"I can do it too!"
"Then why don't you do it?"
"Fine, I'll do it." Zhang Ye waved his hand and said, "Someone, come and lead that tiger away!"
Everyone was stunned.
Yao Jiancai reacted for a moment, then vomited blood and said, "Of course! I can do it with that woman too! "
Zhang Ye rushed to say, "I said it first, so I'll do it first!"
Yao Jiancai nearly fainted. "Who's fighting with you!"
Everyone in the audience burst into laughter. "Hahahahaha!"
So you were the one who went to snatch the candy!?
Hou Ge and Hou Di laughed heartily and slapped their thighs!
Executive Director Chang Xiaoliang doubled over in laughter!
The Station Head and the other station heads were also laughing so hard that their eyes were in slits!
Yao Jiancai said, "I can tell that you've been in a bad mood recently?"
Zhang Ye said, "It would be a wonder if I could be in a good mood. Ever since I was young, everything I did had always gone against me. I've never succeeded before."
Yao Jiancai said, "Success has to be done step by step."
Zhang Ye gestured, "When I was young, I was always studying and reading."
Yao Jiancai said, "That's a good thing."
Zhang Ye said, "The ancients said it well. Books have their own beauties. Books have their own beauties."
Yao Jiancai said, "Ah? What about houses of gold? "
Zhang Ye glanced at him. "What's a house of gold?"
Yao Jiancai said, "Books have their own houses of gold."
Zhang Ye nodded and said, "Oh, you're right. Without houses of gold, where would women live?"
Yao Jiancai said with a laugh, "So you're aiming for the ladies?"
Zhang Ye looked at him like he was an idiot. "Of course, if not, who would read books?"
Yao Jiancai said in a speechless manner, "Heyo, you read books just for this? What kind of books have you been reading! "
Zhang Ye said, "I'll return them to you later."
Yao Jiancai said, "I'll borrow them from you?"
Quite a few people in the audience were already laughing their heads off!
"Pfft, hahahaha!"
"Don't talk to me, let me laugh for ten minutes!"
"Aiyo, I'm dying of laughter!"
Weren't they just joking around?
Wasn't it supposed to be a "fake program"?
Why did the two of them come up with a new crosstalk!
Dafei kept on whistling in the audience. He didn't care that there were people looking at him!
Zhang Ye sighed and said, "I couldn't do it when I was young, and I still can't do it when I'm older."
Yao Jiancai asked, "What happened when you're older?"
Zhang Ye said, "I'm not as capable as them. I can't compare to them. Look at that crosstalk actor who went on Central TV's Spring Festival Gala." Saying this, he became more cautious. "Well, we can't mention who he is. We can't say his name."
Yao Jiancai nodded. "Right, there's no need to say his name."
Zhang Ye said, "It's that Tang Dade. He's 1.8 meters tall and his ashes can fill up a box and a half. He's 47 years old, male, born on June 2nd. His ID number is 330 …"
Yao Jiancai was shocked. "Whoa! You can't even say his name? Your ID number has even been hung out by him! "
Aiyo! Everyone cramped up with laughter!
Tang Dade?
Tang Dazhang?
Pfft! He's doing it again! Zhang Ye, this scammer, is doing it again!
Zhang Ye said, "Look at how successful he is. He's so famous and earns money so easily. When he goes out to perform in the countryside, no matter where he goes, he can do crosstalk with only one sentence."
Yao Jiancai said, "One sentence?"
Zhang Ye said, "Just one sentence. For example, when he goes to Taiyuan, he'll sing 'Taiyuan, oh, Taiyuan, my hometown' and bow off the stage. That's it. Actually, he's not even from Taiyuan. When he goes to Jinan, it's the same. He'll sing 'Jinan, oh, Jinan, my hometown' and bow off the stage.
Yao Jiancai blinked and said, "Then what happens when he goes to Jiamusi?"
Zhang Ye said, "It's the same. Jiamusi, Jiamusi, my hometown."
Yao Jiancai asked, "What happens when he goes to Urumqi?"
Zhang Ye sang, "Urumqi, Urumqi, my hometown."
Yao Jiancai thought for a moment and said mischievously, "What if he goes to Buenos Aires?"
The audience could already hear the sound of laughter!
Zhang Ye grunted and sang, "Buino … Bui … Ahem …" Then he waved his hands and curled his lips, saying, "Don't worry, this kind of actor won't be able to go overseas!"
Yao Jiancai laughed and said, "That's true. How can this be called crosstalk?"
Zhang Ye said, "Don't look down on him. Just this kind of crosstalk, he has been doing it his entire life. Do you know how many people listen to him? Do you know how many prostate patients he has cured? "
Yao Jiancai said, "Ah? Prostate patients? "
Zhang Ye said, "When he does crosstalk, it's to treat illnesses. The moment he opens his mouth, all the prostate patients will pee their pants."
Yao Jiancai said, "Ah?"
Zhang Ye said, "That's why I didn't dare to listen to Tang Dade's crosstalk live."
Yao Jiancai said, "Why?"
Zhang Ye said, "I don't know how to swim! I'll drown you again! "
At this moment, everyone in the audience knew that Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai had definitely looked at Weibo before going onstage!
Xiao Lu said, "Wahahahaha!"
Several of the cameramen nearly cried from laughing!
Hu Fei didn't know whether to laugh or cry. You were just being polite when you and Yao Jiancai were told to "talk nonsense" during the rehearsal! It was just a simple metaphor!
Fuck, you actually took it for real?
Fuck, you're really talking nonsense?!
Zhang Ye had really let loose today. Since it was a fake performance, it didn't matter what he said. Then he naturally had no qualms about it. To put it bluntly, this fellow was just here to have fun and to enjoy himself. On the day of Beijing Television's Spring Festival Gala, such a performance would definitely not be performed on stage. But if he said it in private, who could stop him?
But no one present knew that someone was recording it.
That person in the corner was so excited that he was trembling. He had never expected that a fake performance during the rehearsal would be so "interesting." He couldn't hold it in any longer and immediately secretly posted the recording online!
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