It was past midnight!
It was a new year!
The streets were filled with the sound of firecrackers, and the venue of the Spring Festival Gala was also bustling with noise.
The Spring Festival Gala continued.
The show was still going on.
When Ning Lan, Huo Dongfang, and the other celebrities appeared together, when the song started, all the Chinese people around the world who were watching TV felt their blood boil once again!
My China Heart:
"The rivers and mountains are only in my dreams."
"I haven't been close to my motherland for many years."
"But it can't be changed no matter what."
"My heart of China."
"Although I'm wearing a dress."
"My heart is still the heart of China."
"My ancestors have already given me everything."
"Brand it with the China seal."
"The Yangtze River! The Great Wall! Mount Huang! Yellow River! "
"It weighs a thousand pounds in my heart!"
"No matter when, no matter where!"
"Our hearts are the same!"
…
Old Wu's house.
Wu Changhe slapped his thigh and said, "Well sung!"
Li Qinqin said, "My China Heart? This song is great! "
Wu Mo was dumbfounded, "It was written by Brother Zhang again?"
…
Grandma's house.
His third sister clapped and cheered, "My brother is indeed my brother!"
The eldest younger sister also exclaimed, "I thought that the programs after midnight were just going through the motions and wouldn't be so serious and detailed. To think that there's such a good program? The quality of the program is still so high! "
His father said proudly, "Your cousin has never been sloppy. As long as he does something, he will do it to the best of his ability. Little Ye takes after me in this aspect."
His mother rolled her eyes. "Go away. That's following me!"
His father was speechless. "What does your sloppy personality have to do with you?"
His mother glared at him. "Who's being careless? Who are you talking about? "
Grandma quickly stopped them. "Alright, alright. Why are you arguing over the new year? Let me say something fair. Little Ye — actually, you take after me."
Everyone burst out laughing!
…
This was destined to be a night that would be remembered for a lifetime. Especially for the audience who were at the venue of the Spring Festival Gala, their emotions were surging. They all knew exactly what kind of Spring Festival Gala they had witnessed that night!
Whether it was the promotional video before the opening, the opening, the middle, the backstage, or the finale.
Or the construction of the stage, lighting, special effects, and costumes.
From start to finish, it was breathtaking!
From the beginning to the end, it was beyond imagination!
Unprecedented, never to be repeated — this evaluation might not be appropriate in many places, because it was still fine to say that it was unprecedented, as they could still compare it with one another. But to say that it would never be repeated was a matter of the future, something that the people of the present could not see. But at this moment, a lot of people were thinking that this year's Spring Festival Gala would never be repeated. It wasn't that they weren't being rigorous, nor was it because they were short-sighted, but that they really couldn't imagine that there would be another Spring Festival Gala in the future that could be mentioned in the same breath as this year's Spring Festival Gala?
Unexpected!
I really can't imagine it!
If that day really came, then the executive director of that year's Spring Festival Gala might also be Zhang Ye!
The live audience was the same.
The audience in front of the television also remembered this night, especially those who had participated in the Battle of the Five Blessings. They would never forget this teeth-gnashing night for the rest of their lives!
…
On television.
The host, Yan Mei, started to advertise, "Now, I would like to announce a piece of exciting good news. The Five Cards of Fortune Collection has come to an end, and the cash red packets have already been distributed. Those who have collected the five cards of fortune can click on your Unipay wallet. A surprise is waiting for you."
Excited?
Surprise?
Haha, I've been waiting for this!
The outside world blew up!
Even at the venue of the Spring Festival Gala, countless people took out their cell phones!
"It's starting, it's starting!"
"It's coming to an end!"
"Haha, it's time to distribute the red packets!"
"My 200 million!"
"Hurry, hurry, hurry!"
"Has it been transferred?"
"Ah, it's already here!"
"How much is there?"
"Eh?"
"W-What is this?"
…
In the production control room.
When Zhang Ye heard that, his eyes flickered non-stop.
Beside him, Ha Qiqi asked, "What's the matter, Director Zhang?"
Zhang Ye coughed. "Ahem, it's nothing."
The five cards of fortune had arrived!
They were finally about to arrive!
…
At this moment.
When the people who had collected the five cards of fortune opened their Unipay wallets, every single one of them was deeply shocked. Their eyes widened!
Surprise, your sister!
Excitement, your sister!
"What's this? What the hell is this? "
"220 yuan?"
"I'll get 220 yuan too!"
"Me too, what the fuck!"
"Fuck your sister, where's the 200 million we agreed on?!"
"I-I went through so much trouble to collect the five cards of fortune!"
"Where's my 200 million?"
"They've all been divided equally? Isn't that too much?! "
"Just how many fucking work dedication cards did the Spring Festival Gala production team give out at the end!"
"My God!"
"Zhang Ye! Come out here right now! "
"Sob! I've been collecting them for a month! And I've only gotten 220 yuan? I don't even have enough for my internet and electricity bills! "
"Whose idea was this? Whose idea was this? "
"This commercial was planned by Zhang Ye!"
"I knew that this scammer was up to no good!"
"220 yuan? I want to die! "
"Pfft! Zhang Ye is a fucking scammer! "
"Right, it's exactly the same as what he did in the skit!"
"This fellow has scammed all of us! Ahhhh! I want to bite someone! "
"This is the biggest scam in history!"
"Hahahahaha! Aiyo, I'm dying of laughter! I knew it! A plan that Zhang Ye came up with definitely wouldn't be anything good! Watch this! "
"This fellow wanted us to watch the Spring Festival Gala and collect the five cards of fortune to contribute to his viewership ratings!"
"This is a conspiracy! A big conspiracy! "
"Zhang Ye, you're so evil!"
"Hurry up and turn off the TV! Don't contribute to his viewership ratings anymore! "
"What's there to turn off? The Spring Festival Gala is coming to an end soon. Everything that needs to be contributed has already been contributed!"
"Ahhhhh! I'm so angry! "
Only then did everyone realize what was going on.
…
Backstage.
Some of the production team's staff had also collected the five cards of fortune. When they secretly opened their wallets to have a look, they nearly fainted!
220 yuan?
Several of them nearly rolled up their sleeves and went to argue with Zhang Ye!
Did it have to be so little!
Did it have to be so scammed!
We've been collecting them for dozens of days!
We've wasted hundreds of watts of electricity!
That's all?
…
At Old Rao's house.
Rao Aimin cursed angrily, "Zhang Ye, fuck your grandpa!"
Chenchen was also furious. "Aunt! Zhang Ye, h-he's not behaving like an adult at all! "
Rao Aimin said coldly, "You want to give me 220 yuan? Fine! Chenchen, open the door and go to Zhang Ye's Studio. See if there's anything valuable that you can get back for me! "
…
The netizens were furious!
Countless people were in tears!
A large group of people organized themselves and immediately pounced on them, shouting their slogans!
"Crusade against Zhang Ye!"
"Crusade against Zhang Ye!"
"Pay me back 200 million yuan!"
"Pay me back 200 million yuan!"
"Zhang Ye, your sister!"
"Zhang Ye, your sister!"
Those who had not collected the five cards of fortune were cursing.
Those who had collected the five cards of fortune were also cursing.
Everyone was gnashing their teeth in hatred. You can't do this, you can't scam people like this!
In the blink of an eye, threads and Weibo posts titled "Zhang Ye, your sister" were all over the country to express the 100,000 alpacas in their hearts!
…
At this moment, the Spring Festival Gala was finally coming to an end.
The music played on television as Zhang Xia led the way onto the stage.
Behind her, all of the participants for this year's Spring Festival Gala came out one by one. The entire stage was filled with actors and hosts. "Selling Crutches" was the last finale act before midnight of the new year. Meanwhile, the following song was the finale of this year's Spring Festival Gala — a must-have song from Zhang Ye's previous world's Spring Festival Gala, "An Unforgettable Night"!
"An unforgettable night, an unforgettable night.
"Regardless of the ends of the world.
"In the embrace of China.
"Wishing our motherland well, wishing our motherland well.
"Farewell tonight, farewell tonight."
"Whether we are new friends or old friends.
"Let's invite each other again next spring.
"As long as the mountains are green, people are not old, people are not old.
"As long as the mountains are green, people are not old.
"As long as the mountains are green, people are not old.
"Wishing our motherland well.
"Wishing our motherland well."
The song was moving!
The song lingered!
This year's Spring Festival Gala had finally come to an end!
…
Watching TV.
A lot of people were feeling very conflicted!
Some people marveled.
Some people applauded.
Some people were impressed.
Some people were discussing the previous acts with their family members.
And a large group of people were scolding Zhang Ye for his wickedness. They had been stunned by this year's Spring Festival Gala, shocked by Zhang Ye's capabilities, and laughed so hard at Zhang Ye's skit. But no one could have expected that this fellow would be so sarcastic. In the end, he managed to scam everyone!
Especially that last song. The more these people listened to it, the more sarcastic and angrier they felt!
"An Unforgettable Night"?
That's right!
This was really an unforgettable night!
The five cards?
These were the five cards!
And they were even the five fucking cards!
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