In a certain household.
A family of four generations living under one roof.
"Grandpa, this year's Spring Festival Gala is so good."
"This crosstalk is really not bad."
"Yeah, it's really funny."
"This year's Spring Festival Gala finally has the feeling of watching the Spring Festival Gala when I was younger."
"Wow, another skit."
"This is the second skit, right?"
"The first skit was set too high, so the second one won't be easy to perform."
"Yeah, that skit 'Dance If You Want' was really good."
"Stop chatting, hurry up and watch."
…
On television.
The stage had been set up.
The two skit actors appeared.
Many people in front of the TV actually had doubts in their hearts. Wasn't it a little overkill to use such an amazing work as "Dance If You" as the first skit? With the quality of this skit, it could definitely be the finale. If it was placed first, it would be amazing, but how were they going to perform the rest of the skits? Everyone knew how to compare. If the later skits were slightly inferior, wouldn't the effect be softer?
What was Zhang Ye thinking?
Could it be that he was confident that the later skits would be better than the earlier ones?
That was impossible, right?
But when the skit was performed, everyone was convinced!
…
Subtitle: The Protagonist and the Supporting Roles.
Main Character: Gao Hong.
Supporting actor: Qian Hao.
Gao Hong had thick eyebrows and big eyes.
Qian Hao had a pointy mouth and was bald.
The two of them were both famous skit actors in the country, but they had rarely worked together in the past as they were not part of the same team. But this time, they were put together by Zhang Ye, the executive director. When they stood onstage, the two of them gave off a strong sense of comedy and made the audience laugh.
Qian Hao: "That can't be right!"
Gao Hong: "What's wrong?"
Qian Hao: "This costume isn't mine."
Gao Hong: "It's yours."
Qian Hao: "You must have taken the wrong one. Let me see what you're wearing."
Gao Hong: "Don't look! This is yours. You're a traitor. "
Qian Hao: "I'm a traitor? Which show? "
Gao Hong said, "That's it."
Qian Hao said, "Ah, this time, this time I betrayed again?"
Again?
Audience: "Hahahahaha!"
At the back.
Tall: "You must remember! All I have to do is take out my gun and raise my hand — you're down. "
Qian Qian: "Why?"
Tall: "This means that my marksmanship is very accurate!"
Money: "Sure."
Gao: "Yes, it was you who led the Japanese here?"
Qian: "Captain, Huang Jun told you to hand over your gun and surrender …"
Tall: "Shut up! Dream on! You traitor! I will execute you on behalf of the people and the government … "
When Gao Hong turned around to look for Qian Hao, Qian Hao had already collapsed. "Hey! Where is he? Where is he? "
Qian Hao sat up. "I'm here."
Tall: "How did you fall before I even hit you?"
Money: "Sigh! Isn't that what you said? As long as you take out your gun and raise your hand, I'll fall? "
Tall: "I haven't fired yet!"
Qian: "Aiyo, doesn't this show that your marksmanship is accurate?"
Qian Hao, the supporting actor, had stolen the show time and time again. The audience was laughing like crazy!
"Ouch!"
"I can't take it anymore!"
"Hahahahaha!"
"I'm dying of laughter!"
"My stomach hurts!"
"F * ck you! This is too f * cking funny! "
"This is even funnier than the first skit!"
"Damn, so this is the killer move of the skit!"
"Do you have to be so funny?"
"It's so wonderful! I can't even bear to look away for a second! "
"I'm laughing my head off!"
"Hahahaha!"
…
In the production control room.
Zhang Ye was calm and composed.
He had also brought out Baldy Chen and Zhu Simao's skit. This skit was one of the most classic skits of his previous world's Spring Festival Gala. Would it be outdated now? Zhang Ye had thought about it carefully and researched it, but he realized that it would not be, so he decided to use it. It was just that the selection of the actors was very difficult. The actors for "Dance If You" were still alright, as Auntie Ci and Grandpa Lian were quite suitable. But for actors like Zhu Simao and Baldy Chen who had such strong individual styles, it was really hard to find another actor like them. Zhang Ye himself could not act as them either. Zhu Simao? He did not have that style. Baldy Chen? He was not that wretched either. So Zhang Ye could only find someone to do it by force.
In the end, the skit actors, Gao Hong and Qian Hao, caught Zhang Ye's eye.
Under Zhang Ye's repeated direction and running-in, this famous "Lead and Supporting Roles" was finally presented to everyone in this world.
Watching the live audience's response?
It was heaven-defying!
…
The skit ended.
The audience was still laughing.
The next interlude performance was also starting. It was a dance performance.
When many of the audience saw it, they knew that this was going to be a passing performance. After the wonderful crosstalk and skit had ended, they definitely had to suppress their emotions. Besides, for the dance performances, the first few performances were too amazing. "Flying Apsaras" and "Thousand-Hand Guanyin" were each more amazing than the last. When everyone thought about it, no matter how good the dances were, they would still pale in comparison.
"Sparrow's Love"?
What the hell was that?
But this time, they were wrong again!
And it was a big mistake!
…
When the stage darkened.
When the male and female dancers danced with their hands, the image of a male and female peacock leapt into the air!
Expressions!
Movements!
Postures!
They were all vivid and lifelike!
The audience gasped when they saw this!
The stage was also matched seamlessly. The blue background was very poetic. The moon slowly moved from the sky to the curved screen, bringing a very strong visual experience. Butterflies fluttered in the bamboo bushes, and the particle effects slowly rose with a halo, creating a beautiful environment that served as a foil to the two sparrows' most beautiful love scene.
With the development of the two sparrows' feelings, the dance performance reached its climax!
When the male sparrow finally lay down and the female sparrow flapped her arms, the entire back of the stage suddenly bloomed with the image of a peacock spreading its tail. Everyone was shocked!
Beautiful!
Beautiful to the extreme!
Beautiful to the point of every cell!
Beautiful to the point of the teeth!
Screams!
Applause!
Everyone in the audience spared no effort in giving their praises and exclamations!
"It's a master!"
"I know that woman. She's Chang Hua. She's in her forties and was once the most famous dancer in the country. She won many international awards, but I don't know why she retired and settled overseas."
"It's Chang Hua?"
"Damn, I know her too!"
"That's what a fucking master should be!"
"This is purely a personal performance!"
"The artistic and aesthetic value of this performance is too great!"
"Zhang Ye is really capable. He even managed to invite Master Chang back from overseas?"
"This dance is simply shocking!"
"Chang Hua is famous for her animal performances. Other than her, no one else can perform this dance!"
"The choreography is good too!"
"Zhang Ye is really fucking talented!"
"Yeah, when the peacock spreads its tail at the end, it blinded me!"
"Me too, my blood was pumping at that moment!"
"Eh, I have a question."
"What's the question?"
"I don't think the female peacock can spread its tail, right?"
…
In the production control room.
Zhang Ye sat in command.
Regarding the question of whether a female peacock could spread its tail, back in Zhang Ye's previous world, Yang Liping and her partner had also been ridiculed for a long time after they performed this earth-shattering "Love of the Sparrow."
As Master Chang Hua was the main lead, Zhang Ye did not change this setting. He still left the main act of spreading its tail to Chang Hua as she was the only one who could pull it off. Her partner was still a little lacking. As for the question of whether a female peacock could spread its tail, Zhang Ye also had his own explanation.
His explanation was:
If they spread their tail, what can you do about it!
There are so many weirdos in the human world, so why can't the peacock world produce one too!?
…
The performances went on one after another.
It was getting closer and closer to midnight.
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