On TV.
Yao Jiancai stopped his bicycle in a daze and walked over. "Eh? What's going on? Who wants to abduct and sell you? "
Dong Shanshan said clumsily, "No, he abducted and sold me."
Yao Jiancai looked at him. "Are you trying to abduct and sell me?"
The audience laughed, "Hahahaha!"
Zhang Ye glanced at him. "What's with your eyes? Abduct and sell me? Abduct and sell me someone like that? Go ahead and buy her! "
The current Dong Shanshan was indeed a little ugly!
The audience laughed, "Hahahahaha!"
Yao Jiancai said in a northeastern accent, "Hey, what's going on with the two of you?"
Dong Shanshan gave a dry laugh. "We're a couple, so we're just having fun!"
Zhang Ye also laughed. "Hur hur hur, we have nothing better to do, so we're just having fun!"
Yao Jiancai looked at the camera and said, "This couple is selling their wives for fun during the new year?"
…
Backstage.
A staff member ran over.
"Boss! The viewership numbers are exploding! "
"What? How much is it? "
"We can't calculate it yet!"
"Then how did you know?"
"It was revealed by the staff in charge of calculating the viewership numbers! They said that ever since Director Zhang's skit started, the viewership numbers have skyrocketed! They've risen like crazy! "
"Good! Good! Good! "
"Zhang Ye's appeal is still the greatest!"
"Come on, Director Zhang! Let's see how much you can achieve! "
"Are we going to break the record this time?"
"It all depends on how the skit goes!"
…
The skit was still going on.
Yao Jiancai had been successfully fooled by Zhang Ye.
Zhang Ye smiled and said, "In the recent period of time, do I feel that any part of your body is different from before? Think about it, try your best to think about it! "
Yao Jiancai scratched his head. "I don't feel anything. I just feel that my face is getting bigger and bigger?"
The audience laughed, "Hahahaha!"
Zhang Ye snapped his fingers. "Oh yes, that's not the main problem! Do you know why your face is getting bigger? It's because your peripheral nerves are dying and the top part is getting bigger. "
Yao Jiancai was stunned. "Then where is it getting bigger?"
Zhang Ye pointed. "Below the waist, feet up!"
Yao Jiancai said, "Legs?"
"That's right!"
Yao Jiancai shook his head. "No, there's nothing wrong with my leg!"
Zhang Ye rolled his eyes and pointed at him, shouting, "Take two steps! Take two steps! Walk two steps if you're not sick! Let's go! "
Audience:
"Hahahaha!"
"Aiyo, Zhang Ye is asking for it!"
"He's so wicked!"
Yao Jiancai was also frightened, and his movements were very stiff. "Alright, alright, two steps, two steps, two steps, two steps, two steps."
Zhang Ye shouted, "Stop! Is there anything wrong with your shoes? One high and one low? "
Yao Jiancai: "These are sneakers, they're dead heels!"
Zhang Ye: "That's right, it's because your legs are sick. One of your legs is too short! How about this, I'll adjust it for you. Believe it or not, your leg will follow my hand and raise as high as you can. Then, use all your strength to bring it down, okay? Believe it or not? The leg must be sick, the right leg is short! Come, get up! "
Dong Shanshan watched curiously from the side.
Yao Jiancai nervously lifted his leg!
Zhang Ye's hand slammed down with all his might!
Yao Jiancai also landed heavily!
He lifted his leg!
He landed!
He lifted his leg!
He landed!
Finally, Zhang Ye pointed at him. "Stop! Are you numb? "
Yao Jiancai was stunned. "I'm numb!"
Dong Shanshan quickly pulled Zhang Ye over and said in surprise, "Eh, why is he numb?"
Zhang Ye rolled his eyes. "Of course, you'd be numb even if you stomped!"
… …
The live audience burst into laughter!
"Hahahahaha!"
"Aiyo, I can't take it anymore!"
"This scammer!"
"Old Yao has been scammed again!"
"Hahahahaha!"
"You'd be numb even if you stomped? That's such a classic phrase, fuck! "
… …
Zhang Ye shouted, "Let's go, let's go! Don't control it, the leg is 100% sick. Don't control it, relax! Go! Go, go, go! Go, go, go! Go, don't think about it, just follow me, alright? Let's go, bit by bit. Let's go. "
Yao Jiancai stumbled as he followed behind Zhang Ye. The more he walked, the more crooked he became. "Aiya, aiya, aiya, oh my God!"
Zhang Ye laughed. "Right, you go!"
Dong Shanshan said in surprise, "A good leg has been tricked into becoming a cripple!"
Yao Jiancai turned around. "What did you say?"
Zhang Ye chuckled. "Did you see that? Even my wife can see it. She said that you've become a cripple all of a sudden. "
Yao Jiancai was nearly in tears. "Old Sis, why didn't I realize it earlier?"
Dong Shanshan laughed. "That's because you didn't meet him earlier. If you did, you would have become a cripple by now!"
… …
At his maternal grandma's house.
His third sister was cramping up from laughing!
His second sister was crouching on the floor, clutching her stomach as she laughed!
The entire family was rocking back and forth with laughter!
"This is so funny!"
"Little Ye is so naughty!"
"What was he thinking!"
"Hahahahaha!"
… …
The skit was getting better and better.
The audience's laughter never stopped!
Yao Jiancai said, "Crutches?"
"Please have a seat. After you use crutches, your legs will gradually become more balanced and will get better bit by bit. Back then, when an old man saw that my leg was sick, she refused to let me see a doctor because she was worried about the money. In the end, I became crippled." He patted his leg and said, "There's a steel plate in it, so I can't bend it."
Yao Jiancai said in surprise, "This is a crippled leg?"
Dong Shanshan said, "This is a good leg."
Zhang Ye harrumphed, "What are you talking about! Who needs crutches if they have good legs? "
Yao Jiancai said, "That's right."
Dong Shanshan interrupted, "Aren't crutches —"
Yao Jiancai said angrily, "Aiya, I say, big sis! Can you please stop messing around with us? This is a discussion between patients, so why do you keep messing around! "
Dong Shanshan was furious!
…
Backstage.
Some of the performers were also crowding around to watch the Spring Festival Gala after their performances.
For example, Zhang Yuanqi.
For example, Chen Guang and Fan Wenli.
For example, Ci Xiufang's team.
At this moment, they were all laughing hysterically!
"Hahahahaha!"
"My tears!"
"I can't take this anymore!"
"I'm dying of laughter!"
…
On the screen.
Yao Jiancai said, "Then where should I buy crutches?"
Dong Shanshan said, "Isn't it? I can sell this pair of crutches to you."
However, Zhang Ye was annoyed. "What are you talking about? Go! What are you selling? Why would I need crutches after selling it? Why are you doing this? Women are stingy, so why don't you just give it to him? "
Yao Jiancai said, "Don't!"
Dong Shanshan was stunned. "You're not selling it?"
Zhang Ye held the crutches together. "Take the crutches!"
Yao Jiancai said excitedly, "Ah, old bro, aiya, old bro, I can't take it for free. I have to pay for it."
Zhang Ye smacked his lips. "I know your character. If his woman wants money, you won't be able to refuse it. You want face, so if I don't accept it, it would be equivalent to looking down on you, wouldn't it? I still want it. Give me half, 100 yuan. "
Yao Jiancai immediately said, "Hai, OK, OK, OK."
Zhang Ye laughed and said, "I'm telling you, I'm so anxious!"
Yao Jiancai took out the money and rummaged through it for a long time. "Aiya, old bro, this is only 32 yuan in my two pockets."
Dong Shanshan took it from him and sighed. "Then just take it. You can have as much as you want."
But at this moment.
Zhang Ye suddenly stared. "Why do you want a bicycle?" He shouted at the top of his lungs, "Why do you want a bicycle?"
The audience laughed, "Hahahahaha!"
Yao Jiancai facepalmed and quickly went to push the bicycle. "Aiya, that's right, that's right!"
Zhang Ye stared at Dong Shanshan and said, "Why are you acting like this?"
Dong Shanshan was so angry that she cried. "I didn't say I wanted a bicycle? You said you wanted a bicycle! "
…
The audience:
"Hahahahaha!"
"I'm dying of laughter, aiyo!"
"This is so funny!"
"Why do you want a bicycle? Pfft, hahahaha! "
"This is such a classic!"
…
At Old Wu's house.
Li Qinqin was laughing and wiping away her tears!
Wu Mo was laughing so hard that he was choking and trying to catch his breath!
"I'm dizzy from laughing!"
"Why is this so funny!"
"When did he say he wanted a bicycle!"
…
On TV.
Zhang Ye said angrily, "I've made a fool of myself. I can't control this daughter-in-law anymore. She's asking for a bicycle!"
Dong Shanshan said angrily, "I didn't say I wanted a bicycle!"
Yao Jiancai hurriedly said, "Old bro, don't be angry. I think that what my sis said makes sense. With my legs, I'm basically saying goodbye to a bicycle!"
It was another classic line!
The entire audience burst into laughter!
The laughter nearly tore down the ceiling of Broadcasting Studio 1!
Dong Shanshan was so angry that she snatched the bicycle from him. "No! You can't take his bicycle! " She shoved the bicycle back into Yao Jiancai's hands. "Quickly take it back and push it back. Don't you know that he's trying to scam you!"
Yao Jiancai also said angrily, "You're trying to scam me! How can you be like this? I'm just wondering. We're both living together, but how can there be such a big difference in our behavior!! "
Dong Shanshan: "…"
Zhang Ye smiled. "Bro, take your crutches!"
Yao Jiancai said gratefully, "Old bro, it's fate!"
…
The audience was laughing hysterically!
"Hahahahaha!"
"That idiot Old Yao!"
"Zhang Ye is really lacking in morals!"
"I'm dying of laughter!"
"Aiyo, I can't catch my breath!"
"I've never seen such a funny skit before!"
…
The skit came to an end.
This last moment was also a stunning one!
Zhang Ye pushed the bicycle in his hands and said to his wife, "What are you still staring at? Are you feeling sorry for me? Come on, let's go somewhere else! "
Dong Shanshan said, "What else can we do?"
Zhang Ye kicked the bicycle stand and smiled. "I'll find someone with a bad leg and sell the bicycle to him!"
The skit ended!
At this moment, the entire venue was in an uproar!
At this moment, the entire world's Chinese population was in an uproar!
The applause suddenly exploded like a clap of thunder!
Applause!
Screams!
Shouts!
It came one after another!
…
Watching TV.
Tang Dazhang's face turned green!
How was this possible!
How was this possible!
It was suppressed!
This axis was actually suppressed by Zhang Ye!
Many people in the crosstalk world who were waiting to see Zhang Ye make a fool of himself fell silent!
…
At his maternal grandma's house.
His three sisters were hoarse from all the shouting!
"How awesome!"
"My brother is so awesome!"
"This skit is amazing! Amazing! "
…
At Director Li Ke's house.
"They acted so well!"
"The script for the skit is even better!"
"These three are really a perfect match!"
"Yeah, they have such great chemistry. This skit is simply godly!"
…
On Weibo.
"It's the killer move!"
"Yeah, so this is the killer move!"
"I thought that the previous crosstalk and skit were already very heaven-defying. I was still wondering how Zhang Ye would be able to suppress them, but who could have expected this! There's really no one else who could do this! "
"This is the funniest skit I've ever seen!"
"Ditto!"
"I was laughing from the beginning to the end!"
"Me too, my stomach hurts from all the laughing!"
"This is great!"
"Yeah, it's really great!"
"It was so good that I cried!"
"It's so unbelievably good!"
"For this year's Spring Festival Gala, Zhang Ye has really brought out all his skills!"
"This is what a fucking skit should be! This is what a fucking Spring Festival Gala should be! "
At that moment, everyone in front of the TV had an illusion!
The Spring Festival Gala was back!
The Spring Festival Gala that everyone loved so much was finally back after so many years!
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