Pretend to be a shark a little longer?
"Is that so?" Yushu blinked. She didn't know if sharks were cold-blooded or not, so she decided to believe Pinliang's explanation for now.
"Yes!" Pinliang said confidently. "Shu, I'll make roasted shark for you and Yao Yao now. We can't bring a fire source on the plane, so I brought a solar barbecue grill. I'll show you high tech food later!"
"Oh, that's great! Hurry up!" Yushu was overjoyed at the thought that she could eat roasted shark very soon.
Mengyao, on the other hand, looked at the shark with a weird expression on her face. "Why's this shark missing a fin?"
"Wha?" Pinliang's eyes went wide as he looked at the shark on the ground. As expected, the shark was missing a fin! And it looked like it had been cut off by someone …
Pinliang was so pissed off he wanted to curse at the supermarket owner for lying to him! He'd cut off a shark's fin and sold it at such a high price! He was going to get someone to smash his shop! Motherfucker!
"Shu must've cut off the shark's fin, yes! It must've been smashed by a rock! "Pinliang explained.
"Really? I'm that good? "Yushu didn't believe that she could've cut off the shark's fin.
"Don't tell me you bought this shark from the supermarket?" Mengyao said as she kicked the shark twice, noticing that it was hard and solid. It was clearly frozen solid.
"Yeah, Yao Yao, why does it look like you bought it from the supermarket? Look, there's a price tag in the shark's mouth? " Yushu looked at the shark in confusion. "Is this the one I killed? Lil 'Liangzi, are you mistaken? "
"Yes, it's definitely it!" Pinliang glanced at the shark's mouth and saw a white price tag. He gritted his teeth in anger. Was this Xiaofu blind? He didn't see the missing fin, but how could he not see the price tag in the shark's mouth? Pinliang, however, couldn't say that out loud. He quickly took the price tag out of the shark's mouth with a dry smile and stuffed it into his mouth, chewing it twice before swallowing. "This isn't a price tag, it's scallop meat! It was very delicious! As the saying goes, humans die in pursuit of wealth and birds die in pursuit of food. This shark must have swam to the shallow sea to eat the scallops, but it was smashed to death by Little Shu's stone! "
Pinliang quickly changed the topic, afraid that the two would see through him again.
"Scallop meat? So you eat it raw? "Mengyao felt that something was wrong.
"This is something sharks risk their lives to eat. How can it not be delicious? Ugh … Sorry, I should've left something this delicious for you, Yao Yao! "Pinliang said quickly.
"Then you should eat by yourself. Don't call me Yao Yao, it sounds weird." Mengyao reminded.
"Didn't Shu call you Yao Yao …" Pinliang couldn't help but ask.
"Shu calls me Yao Yao sis, why don't you call me that too?" Mengyao glared at Pinliang.
"Uh … forget it then." Pinliang didn't want to become Mengyao's little brother. Wouldn't that make it harder for him to pursue her? With a laugh, Pinliang said, "I'm going to roast the shark. All the boys in our class, come over. We'll cut the shark together and everyone will have a share when it's done!"
Some of the students were more or less suspicious of the shark in Pinliang's hand like Mengyao and Yushu, but when they heard that the shark was going to be roasted later and that everyone would have a share, no one dared to do such a hateful thing. They all started helping Pinliang, and their disgust towards him lessened a lot.
Pinliang prepared the solar grill and looked around for Xiaofu. After a while, he saw Xiaofu running over with a shirt wrapped around his head.
"How are you?" Pinliang asked quietly.
"Luckily it's just my forehead. It's just a flesh wound!" Xiaofu said.
"Why didn't you hold on a little longer before you went down? I didn't even get to do anything and you went down already. I'm so embarrassed, I didn't even show my heroic image! "Pinliang complained.
"Liang Bro, I had no choice. Yushu was too fierce. She threw a rock at me, and if I didn't go down quickly, I'd be dead if she threw another rock at me!" Xiaofu said with lingering fear.
"You're right, but who knew why Yushu was so enthusiastic about this?" Pinliang shook his head.
"Maybe I should pretend to be a shark again later?" Xiaofu asked carefully.
"Sure, we'll talk about it later!" Pinliang nodded. "Let's put the grill on the grill first and get ready to roast it!"
Pinliang and Xiaofu waited for a while, but the grill didn't heat up. Pinliang started to panic. "What's wrong with this thing? Why isn't it working? "
"There's not enough solar energy, right?" Xiaofu looked up at the sun and said carefully.
"Then what do we do?" Pinliang looked up. It was indeed cloudy.
"Don't worry, we still have a hand crank. I'll crank it here, and you blow on the charcoal in the grill. It'll be easy as long as it's lit up!" Xiaofu said.
"Alright!" Pinliang nodded and started blowing air into the stove while Xiaofu chewed on the booster with all his might.
After a while, Pinliang's mouth was swollen, but there was no smoke coming out of the charcoal. Xiaofu, on the other hand, was shaking until his arms hurt.
"Why didn't you guys light up the fire?" Yushu watched as the boys cut the shark into smaller pieces, and Pinliang didn't even light up the grill. "What kind of grill is this?"
"It's a new model. I bought it on TV, recommended by Yu Bro …" Xiaofu said proudly.
"You believe stuff from TV?" Yushu's eyes were wide open.
"That's …" Pinliang almost kicked Xiaofu to death. He'd thought it was some high-tech product, but it turned out to be an unreliable TV show!
"Liang Bro, don't be mad, it'll be done soon! I'll try harder! "Xiaofu said as he increased the speed of his shaking, sweating profusely.
"Xiaofu, why do you look like a Native American chief? Why's there something on your head? "Yushu said as she tried to pull the shirt off Xiaofu's head …
"Don't! That's what it means to struggle. Look at TV, people who struggle have a piece of cloth on their head, I'm struggling to light the grill! "Xiaofu explained quickly.
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