She Threw Up, Ate Again
"Ah … …" Mengyao hesitated, a slight frown on her face. "Why don't you go listen then … …"
"Oh, okay!" Yushu said with a smile.
But Yushu pricked up her ears for a long time, unable to hear what Xiaoxiao and Lin Yi were talking about. Why weren't they talking, either?
Lin Yi closed his eyes and pretended to doze off. Xiaoxiao said a few words to Lin Yi, and since he wasn't paying attention, she could only listen to her MP3 player.
"Shield Bro?" Yushu wasn't worried that Xiaoxiao would hear what she called Lin Yi, since she knew about her relationship with Lin Yi. She wouldn't have waited until now if she'd wanted to.
"Hm?" Lin Yi opened his eyes and looked at Yushu, confused.
"It's nothing." Yushu thought that Lin Yi was asleep, so she wanted to wake him up and listen to his conversation with Xiaoxiao. Now that Lin Yi was awake, she was fine.
"?" Lin Yi looked at Yushu, confused, and shook his head.
"Lin Yi, are you hungry? I have some biscuits here. "Xiaoxiao asked, seeing that Lin Yi wasn't pretending to be asleep anymore.
"Oh, eat it yourself." Lin Yi replied faintly as he looked out the window.
Xiaoxiao pouted. What was that supposed to mean? He'd answer whenever Yushu called him, and ignore her when she talked to him. "Hey, how much do they pay you?"
"What do you mean how much?" Lin Yi blinked.
"Aren't you their follower and bodyguard? How much do they pay you every month? "Xiaoxiao asked.
"Tens of thousands, I guess …" Lin Yi said vaguely.
"Tens of thousands …" Xiaoxiao was startled. Why was it so much money? Her family was rich, but her allowance was only ten thousand a month. She'd wanted to say that she'd hire Lin Yi twice the amount of money Mengyao was paying him, but she couldn't bring herself to say it now. "Bullshit!" She said hatefully.
"Ha …" Lin Yi could guess what Xiaoxiao was thinking. "I work for her father, follower is just a guest."
"Oh …" Xiaoxiao nodded. It wasn't impossible for Pengzhan to spend that much money if it was him.
"Xiaoxiao, if you want to learn how to drive, I don't have much time right now, so you don't have to follow me all the time. There's no point in following me," Lin Yi said, wanting to make things clear.
"No … It's fine if you don't want to teach me. I just want you to influence me." Xiaoxiao said. "That way, I'll be more and more like you.
"…" Lin Yi was taken aback. What kind of bullshit theory was that? Imperceptible influence? He was speechless. "Do what you want then."
Knowing that Xiaoxiao wouldn't get through to him, Lin Yi didn't bother with the bullshit- follow her if she wanted to. She'd probably get annoyed after a few days anyway.
"Alright!" Xiaoxiao was very happy that Lin Yi agreed. Her eyes turned into crescents. "Here's a biscuit."
Lin Yi took the biscuit, and put it on the table in front of him …
"I heard it." Yushu lowered her voice to Mengyao.
"Then what did they say?" Mengyao asked.
"Xiaoxiao told Shield Bro to teach her how to drive, so she follows him every day." Yushu said.
"I see. Let her do what she wants then." Mengyao naturally lost interest after hearing that Xiaoxiao was just going to Lin Yi to learn how to drive.
Xiaofu's face was getting paler and paler. He couldn't take it anymore. "Liang Bro, I can't take it anymore, I want to throw up!"
"Hold it in a little longer! We're almost there! " Pinliang wanted to throw up as well, but he was in a better state than Xiaofu. He often traveled on planes, and he'd even been on those smaller planes before. They were better than this, but not by much.
"I can't take it anymore, I really can't take it anymore!" Xiaofu yelled suddenly. "Waiter, open the window! I'm going to throw up!"
Xiaofu's yelling attracted the attention of the students in front of him, and Pinliang felt his face heat up. How embarrassing! He wanted to kick Xiaofu off the plane. "This is a plane, not a car! The window's sealed, I can't open it! "
"Then what do we do? I'm going to throw up!" Xiaofu panicked.
"Hold it in! Just hold it in for a little while. "Pinliang raged.
"Blergh … blergh …" Xiaofu quickly covered his mouth with his hand, holding it in for a while before letting out a sigh of relief. "Fuu …"
"You can hold it in?" Pinliang breathed in relief after seeing that Xiaofu wasn't throwing up anymore.
"I did, but I swallowed it back down." Xiaofu said.
"Ah? Blergh … "Pinliang's stomach churned. He swallowed it back down again? Why was it so disgusting? Pinliang had been able to hold it in at first, but he couldn't hold it in anymore after what Xiaofu was doing. He opened his mouth and wanted to puke, but when he looked up, he saw that everyone in the class was looking at Xiaofu, as well as Yushu. He was in a difficult position, but the thing in his stomach was already in his throat. He had no choice but to spit it out, just like Xiaofu did. Pinliang made up his mind and spat it out, then swallowed it back.
"Burp …" Pinliang burped and waved at Yushu with a smile on his face. "Look at me, I'm fine. That Xiaofu guy just can't do it!"
Pinliang sighed in relief after seeing that no one could tell.
Pinliang finally let out a sigh of relief. He was the smartest one of them all. Even though he swallowed back what he was about to spit out, no one could tell!
"Liang Bro, my stomach's not feeling well, I want to have a bowel movement …" Xiaofu said after a while.
"Why are you so troublesome? Why do you feel like throwing up and having a bowel movement? "Pinliang was starting to panic.
"You can't blame me, Liang Bro. I didn't manage to spit it out, so I swallowed it back down. Of course I have to poop …" Xiaofu said weakly.
"There's a washroom up front. Go yourself!" Pinliang said helplessly.
Xiaofu sprinted into the washroom. Pinliang was starting to regret letting Xiaofu sit at the back of the plane as well- it was ruining his image!
But … Why was his stomach so uncomfortable? Pinliang froze abruptly. He'd swallowed the thing back down! Was he going to have a bowel movement as well?
Pinliang jumped at the thought and ran to the washroom. He only remembered that Xiaofu was still inside when he reached the door. He knocked on the door. "Xiaofu, hurry up!"
"Liang Bro, what's wrong …" Xiaofu said weakly.
"I need to use the washroom too, hurry up!" Pinliang said urgently.
"Ah … I'm pooping right now …" Xiaofu said.
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