Here Comes the Shark
Xiaofu was panicking, but he couldn't just pull up his pants in the middle of his diarrhea, could he? "Liang Bro, wait a minute, I'll be done soon!"
Pinliang was panicking. The toilet was right in front of the first row, wasn't Xiaofu trying to ruin his image on purpose? It was one thing for him to go straight into the toilet, but Mengyao would definitely laugh at him if he had to hold his stomach and walk around like that, wouldn't she?
"Pfft!" Pinliang let out a loud fart, feeling a little embarrassed. His face reddened as he snuck a glance at Mengyao.
"It stinks, Yao Yao, I'm going to faint!" Yushu jumped up, waving her hands around. "Liangy, hurry up and stuff a fart stopper! Are you trying to suffocate me and Yao Yao?"
Pinliang's fart was only heard by the students in the first few rows, but Yushu's words made him the center of attention in the cabin.
"I …" Pinliang was panicking. He was just about to explain when his butt popped out uncontrollably again. This time, he'd pooped out of his pants due to his excitement.
"Ah! Pinliang, are you doing this on purpose?!" Yushu was going crazy as she pinched her nose and ran to the back. It was too smelly!
Mengyao frowned in disgust as well. She didn't know what Pinliang was doing, not stopping even after getting on the plane. She stood up and followed Yushu.
Xiaoxiao was in the middle of eating a biscuit when she spat it out. She subconsciously ran to the back as well.
Lin Yi didn't mind. Lin Yi had lived in smellier places than this before, but Pinliang's actions were indeed disgusting. Since the Miss was gone, Lin Yi stood up and followed.
Xiaofu finally came out of the toilet, and Pinliang ran in with his hands on his crotch. The sound of running water came from the toilet.
Pinliang didn't bring a change of pants, so he had to wash them in the toilet. But before the plane landed, Pinliang didn't have the nerve to come out of the toilet.
Pinliang was the one who organized the event, so even though everyone thought it was funny to see him in a wet pair of pants, they didn't laugh at him. Pinliang was comforted by that.
"I'm sorry, Liang Bro, I didn't do it on purpose …" Xiaofu apologized, a little embarrassed that he'd messed things up.
"Forget it!" Pinliang looked at his only subordinate and didn't know what to say. He waved his hand and said generously, "Just do your best to pretend to be a shark later!"
"Don't worry, I've practiced several times in the bathtub at home. There won't be a problem!" Gao Xiaofu patted his chest confidently.
Pinliang nodded. Whether or not he could save his face would depend on this! If the glorious image of him fighting the shark was seen by everyone, the incident of him pooping his pants would be nothing.
The plane landed on the dedicated water parking lane in the VIP area of the beach. After the plane stopped, a speedboat came over and sent the students on the plane to the beach.
Pinliang had booked the entire VIP area, so there weren't any other visitors here.
The water was very clear, and between the beach and the water was a shallow area of pebbles and sand. There were some sea snails, crabs, and fishes in the water. It seemed like the water here was quite nice.
Lin Yi wasn't in a hurry to change into his swimsuit like the other students. He sat on the beach, quietly watching the little creatures in the water. It was rare to see water this clear in the city and tourist areas. Lin Yi felt like he was back home.
When he was young, Lin Yi and Er Goudan would often play at the beach. Of course, Old Man forced Lin Yi to train in the water most of the time, and Er Goudan … Lin Yi really doubted his body structure. It was hard for him to keep his balance in the waves, but that guy was like an iron tower.
"Why don't you go change into your swimsuit?" Xiaoxiao saw that Lin Yi was sitting on the beach, spacing out. She followed him, curious.
"Why would I change into a swimsuit if I don't know how to swim?" Lin Yi said faintly. "Why don't you go?"
"I want to be by your side!" Xiaoxiao said matter-of-factly.
Lin Yi shook his head. His thoughts were interrupted, and he turned his attention to the girl who had changed into her swimsuit. An eighteen year old girl with a petite body had already matured. This was a good opportunity for his eyes to feast on. He wondered what the Miss and Yushu would look like in their swimsuits. Compared to Mengyao, Lin Yi was more excited to see Yushu in her swimsuit … He'd seen pictures of them in swimsuits, but it wasn't as good as seeing them in person.
But what disappointed Lin Yi was that Mengyao and Yushu didn't change into their swimsuits. Instead, they set up a sun umbrella on the beach and sat under it, taking out the snacks from their bags … Were these two girls here for a picnic?
It made sense. Mengyao and Yushu went to the beach quite a lot, and his computer's hard drive was filled with pictures of the two, many of which were taken at the beach.
"There don't seem to be any sharks here?" Yushu said, disappointed as she looked at the calm water.
"This is a tourist area. Of course there won't be sharks." Mengyao said.
"That Liangy, how dare he lie to me! He even roasted shark meat for me! I don't believe him anymore!" Yushu said angrily.
"Even if there was shark meat, would you dare eat it?" Mengyao said, curling her lips.
"Ugh …" Yushu felt disgusted at the memory of Pinliang pulling up his pants on the plane. She wouldn't dare eat shark meat if Pinliang really did roast it for her, would she?
Xiaofu saw that most of the students had gone into the water, and so he tied the shark fins on his back and dove into the water quietly. He circled around the water a couple of times, panicking when he realized that no one was paying attention to him.
He didn't dare get too close to the other students, as the water in the shallow water was very clear. He'd be discovered if he got too close.
But he couldn't just shout, "I'm a shark! A shark is coming!", could he?
Pinliang was panicking as well. He wanted to be the hero of the shark fight, so he couldn't be the one to discover the shark first. It'd be best if someone else discovered it first, scaring the other students to the shore so that Pinliang could show off his skills and 'kill' the shark!
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