"White-bearded old man, you talk so much about eating Dao. How are we going to achieve Dao?" "Buddha said that if you kill one person, you will have one Bodhisattva. If you kill ten people, you will have two Bodhisattvas …" "Stop! We are eating dao! " "Eat one person and you'll get the Minor Dao, eat a hundred people and you'll get the Middle Dao, eat ten thousand people and you'll get the Great Dao …" "Wah … Vomit!" "Senior Brother! Are you done vomiting?
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