I'm Just a Weak Computer

Sasuke: Sakura, I heard that you taught yourself medical ninjutsu? Computer: No, I didn't, I didn't. Ichigo: Orihime, I'll leave the rescue to you! Computer: No, please leave the fight to me, okay? Carp Companion: Animatronic, I heard that you... Computer: You didn't hear anything, I just want to rush up and blow up the feather fox's dog head! Don't stop me! I'm a power player!!! Don't let me be a nurse!!!