Jiang Chen sighed. "Yeah, what else do you think? I've already tried it. With my looks, it'll really be dangerous if I drive a Porsche or a Ferrari on the road to pick up a Didi. Those women, you don't know, they throw themselves at me whenever they know how to. "
He said helplessly, "You can listen to the recording on my driving recorder! Damn it! Please, I'm driving, and they keep talking to the driver like that. It's really dangerous. Okay? "
"As long as I change gears with my hand, what I touch is definitely not the gear, but the girl's hand! They deliberately put their hand on the gear and let me touch it! "
Jiang Chen was furious. "This is too dangerous, do you understand?"
Xiao Guo was speechless.
Stop talking!
You're making me want to cry!
I, who has been single for 30 years, have long fainted from crying in the toilet.
Brother Chen, you've been surrounded by women and flirted with all kinds of tricks. A full man doesn't know the hunger of a hungry man.
I'm an ugly man, but I haven't even touched a girl's hand.
"The most infuriating thing is that the Porsche doesn't even have a meter. It's not easy to collect money! "
"It's also a waste of gas! It's especially expensive! The fuel consumption is more than 80 for 100 kilometers! "
Jiang Chen said helplessly, "After a day, I didn't even get as much money as the gas. I even have to pay. Don't you think that's infuriating?
"If I drive now and use my right hand, I can't touch the gear handle that I'm familiar with anymore! What I touch is always a girl's hand! Do you know how empty I feel now? "
Jiang Chen roared!
Little Guo fell to the ground in tears.
"Master! Please don't say anymore!
"I can't take it anymore, wah wah wah ~ ~"
Jiang Chen snatched Xiao Guo's phone and said to the rich women's group, "Take it that I'm begging you, okay? Give me back my Zhongtai, okay? Without Zhongtai, I can't live my life! "
Sister Hong said in the group, "Xiao Chen? I'm sorry, I've already taken care of your Zhongtai. I can't bear to let you drive such a lousy car to pick up a Didi. "
When Jiang Chen heard that, he was struck by lightning!
His Zhongtai was gone just like that?
Jiang Chen almost burst into tears.
What a sin! What is this?
Was this a scam?
In the group, Sister Hong openly invited Jiang Chen to live off her. "You're Jiang Chen, right? Are you willing to give me a personal chauffeur? If you open a Didi now, you can earn 10,000 yuan a month, right? I'll give you a monthly salary of 100,000 yuan. In addition, I'll give you a villa in the same style as my villa and a Rolls-Royce Coolinan. Hehe, what do you think? "
The bootlickers in the group were shocked!
"Oh my God!
"Is Sister Hong finally going to attack Brother Chen?"
"I've seen this kind of invitation countless times in my dreams! I've wanted it so many times ~ ~ Finally, Sister Hong invited me. Unfortunately, I'm not the one she invited! "
"Sister Hong has someone in her heart. She cried until she fainted in the toilet!"
Jiang Chen didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
This f * cking system, letting me join this rich woman's group, isn't this causing trouble for me?
How annoying!
He said indifferently, "Don't try to recruit me. My appetite is very good! I won't live off a woman. Even if it's a piece of iron, I can bring it over for you to chew on ~ ~ "
At that moment, Jiang Chen saw Little Guo, who took out a notebook and recorded seriously at the side. "My appetite is very good. I can even eat a piece of iron ~!"
Jiang Chen: → _ →!
He was going crazy.
"You don't have to remember this kind of thing! Are you retarded? What are you remembering? "
Little Guo said seriously, "Brother Chen, you're my master, a rich woman killer. I have to faithfully record your every word and action, study it carefully, and strive to inherit your secret charm as soon as possible. I'll become a man like you who can kill a large number of rich women in seconds!"
Jiang Chen: (?? □ ′)? (? ━?!
He didn't know whether to laugh or cry!
What's wrong with young people these days?
Do they all have the goal of killing a large number of rich women in seconds?
On the other end of the rich woman's group, Jiang Chen and Little Guo's conversation also caused a lot of laughter.
Sister Hong: The more Jiang Chen doesn't like to live off a woman, the more cold he is to me, the more I like him. I love him, I love him!
Jiang Chen said helplessly, "I'm really just an ordinary Didi driver! Big Brother, Big Sister! Let me go. I'm still young! "
On the other end, Little Guo knelt down in front of Jiang Chen with a thud. "Master! For the sake of the 1200 soft-rice members of my association, who sincerely want to learn from you, please hand over the Charm Secret Manual! Don't hide it! "
Jiang Chen looked like he was about to break down and shouted at the group of rich women.
"F * ck! I don't have a secret charm manual! What do you like about me? I'll change, okay? "
The rich women laughed and laughed, but they didn't say anything.
Naturally, they wouldn't let Jiang Chen go.
"Hmph!"
Jiang Chen said lightly, "If you continue to be like this, I won't be a Didi driver anymore, okay? I'll change my profession! I'll be an errand runner, okay? "
After Jiang Chen finished speaking, he proudly raised his head and left.
Who knew …
He had just opened the errand running app when he suddenly heard a series of notifications.
"Ding dong! You have received an errand running order! From [Sister Hong]!
P.S.: Come to my house immediately, little brother!
Jiang Chen was stunned.
F * ck, did it have to be so fast?
He immediately rejected the order.
I refuse!
I choose to die!
He continued to accept!
Who knew …
Later on, there was an endless stream of orders for this!
"Ding dong! You have received an errand running order! "
From [Sister Hong]!
P.S.: Come to my house immediately, little brother! Don't even think about rejecting me. I've already reserved a platinum membership of the errand running company for one million yuan. I've specially designated you for one-on-one service! I only want you. "
Jiang Chen: "…"
(* * □ ′) * (* ━ *)!
I can't live like this anymore.
I can't run errands anymore. Sister Hong spent a million yuan to buy me out.
Jiang Chen snorted coldly, switched to the errand running app, and changed it to takeout.
Hehe, I have plenty of work. You're a rich woman among rich women, you can't stop me.
Make money!
Who knew …
Jiang Chen was still too young.
He had just entered the takeout app when he received a system notification.
"Ding dong! You have received a takeout order! From the platinum member [Sister Hong]!
P.S.: Send takeout to my house immediately, little brother! I only want to eat you. Hehe, don't bother. I've already spent two million yuan to buy platinum membership for every takeout platform! No matter which platform you switch to, you'll be specially designated for one-on-one service! I only want you. "
Jiang Chen: (* * □ ′) * (* ━ *)!
I can't live like this anymore.
The power of this rich woman is too terrifying.
Jiang Chen was still unconvinced and ran to the app of the express delivery company.
F * ck, I can't afford to offend her, but I can still hide.
I don't believe …
In the end …
"Ding dong! You have received an express delivery order! From [Sister Hong]!
P.S.: Send the express delivery to my house immediately, little brother! Don't even think about refusing. I've already reserved five million yuan for you. You're a platinum member of all the express delivery companies. No matter which company you go to, you'll be specially designated for one-on-one service! I only want you. "
Jiang Chen: "I want to cry but have no tears!"
Oh my god!
Isn't this rich woman too stubborn? What's so good about me?
Jiang Chen was finally angry!
This was intolerable!
He turned to Xiao Guo and said, "Is it you? Have you been revealing my secrets? "
Xiao Guo looked panicked. "It's really not, Brother Chen. Why would I betray you?"
Jiang Chen snatched his phone. "F * ck, if it weren't for you, how would those rich women know so much about my work? How would they know that I'm the omnipotent prince of takeout delivery? "
He took a look …
Xiao Guo was indeed uploading his work status to the rich women's group chat.
In the rich women's group chat, all kinds of red packets for Xiao Guo kept flying …
"Thank you, Xiao Guo! Here you go! "
"Accept the reward!"
"I'll give you 1,000 yuan! Continue to reveal … "
"Do you have private photos of your Brother Chen and Master? The ones that show off their abs? Show them off? I'll give you a red packet! "
Jiang Chen: "…"
Xiao Guo: "…"
Jiang Chen beat him up!
"F * ck! I knew there must be a mole! Otherwise, how would these rich women know so much? You bastard! "
After a round of beating, Xiao Guo's head turned into a pig's head.
Jiang Chen left.
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