The robber was dumbfounded!
'Why … is this lousy guy able to earn 50 million so easily?'
"You, you must be kidding me, right? Do you think it's funny? "
The robber's mentality collapsed. He pointed his gun at the back of Jiang Chen's head.
Jiang Chen coughed. "I'm sorry, one of my friends is joking with me. I'm just a Didi dealer. How could I be richer than you, Robber? Haha, he deliberately imitated Zhifubao's voice reminder and sent this message. "
The robber was skeptical. He put down the gun. "Well, that's possible."
He also felt that this lousy guy must be bragging. How could he be richer than him?
Then why would he rob him? Wouldn't it be fine if he came to Didi?
Jiang Chen coughed. "Big Brother, shall we continue?"
"Let's go!"
Who knew …
After walking for a while, he suddenly heard another recording.
"80 million yuan has been transferred to your account ending with 8888. The account balance is …"
Jiang Chen reacted quickly. He hurried to turn off the phone's notification.
The robber sitting behind him had already collapsed.
His eyes widened. "What the hell are you doing? Why are you so rich? "
Jiang Chen chuckled and explained, "It's fake. It's all fake. My friend was joking with me."
The robber snatched Jiang Chen's phone and glanced at it.
He was completely petrified!
Those text messages were all reminders sent by the bank. How could they be voice jokes?
There was also the bank's app that had been opened by Jiang Chen with his fingerprint.
Seeing the balance on the screen, the long string of balances that he couldn't see the end of, the robber was completely dumbfounded …
F * ck, how many zeros are there?
How much money is this?
I'm not good at math. What should I do if I can't figure it out?
What the f * ck …
Is this a total of 1.9 billion yuan or 19 billion yuan?
Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?
The robber was completely confused.
He suddenly felt the world's malice towards him.
He risked his life to rob a gold shop.
In the end …
He didn't earn as much as Didi.
His mentality collapsed.
"You, how did you earn money?"
The robber roared, "Why do you earn more than me?"
Jiang Chen coughed and said, "Well, actually, I'm just a lousy person."
"Liar!"
The robber roared angrily, "F * ck you, how can you make more money than me robbing? This doesn't make sense! "
Jiang Chen spread his hands and said with an innocent look, "Indeed, I don't know either. But that's how it is with Ladidi. If you can experience it, you'll know that our line of work is very profitable. "
The robber: "I, I don't believe you! What kind of money can you make by pulling a lousy car? "
Jiang Chen spouted nonsense seriously, "You're underestimating our La Didi. Do you know how much money I can make by driving a luxury car every day? I can earn more than 200 yuan just by running from the airport to the city! "
“？？？”
The robber was stunned. "So many?"
"Yes. If we can drive for 10 to 8 hours a day, we can earn 2,000 to 3,000 yuan! "
Jiang Chen said encouragingly, "Especially the luxury car customers we come into contact with. They are all very awesome customers. For example, there are financial professionals who are very well-informed. Some people like to talk on the phone in the car and talk about some insider information. Think about it, what kind of industry do you work in that you can hear such private and confidential money-making news? I didn't stand on ceremony. After six months of driving a luxury car, I made 600,000 yuan. Then, I invested all 600,000 yuan into stocks. "
"And then?"
The robber was already engrossed in listening and believed him.
Jiang Chen continued seriously, "At the beginning, I had the mentality that it was fine if I didn't succeed. I took a gamble and gave it a try! Guess what happened in the end? I actually won the bet! The 600,000 yuan in the stock market became 50 million in only half a year! "
"What?"
The robber's eyes almost popped out.
Jiang Chen nodded and said, "It's up to you to believe it or not, big brother! That's how I made my fortune. Then, guess what? "
"What?"
The robber's eyes were entranced.
Jiang Chen continued to talk nonsense. "I continued to drive Didi. I didn't leave this position that was full of opportunities at all! Finally, I got another opportunity! "
"One time, I drove a luxury car. In the end, a rich woman came with me! She drank too much. I took care of her carefully all the way. In the end, when she got home, she dragged me and insisted that I go upstairs … "
Jiang Chen was beaming with joy as he spoke, "These are all true stories that happened in Ladidi."
"Oh, oh, go on, go on!"
The robber urged impatiently. His eyes were shining. "I've been wanting to live off a woman for a long time. If it weren't for the fact that I couldn't, I wouldn't have walked on this path."
Jiang Chen said seriously, "I have to say that your way of living off a woman is wrong. Big brother, how can you get the favor of a rich woman by robbing? You have to drive a luxury car like me. Only then can you have a chance to come in contact with rich women. If you get a rich woman and she has a good impression of you, you won't have to work hard for the rest of your life. That's how I am ~ ~ "
He said awkwardly, "I was pulled up by that rich woman. In the end, I was murdered! Alas, the biggest risk for us drivers is this. Because I have nowhere to put my good looks, I often encounter harassment from all kinds of rich women. I can't do anything about it. "
The robber was fascinated. "Tell me quickly. What happened next? How did you become rich? "
Jiang Chen continued, "After I was ruined by the rich woman, she was quite embarrassed. She asked me to be her personal assistant. She would give me 200,000 yuan a month, a villa, and a car. I refused. What a joke! Do I look like someone who lacks those things? I rejected her sternly at that time. In the end? This rich woman liked me even more. She was determined to get me. She helped me open a company and even helped me run it. Look, this company earns tens of millions every month. Alas, I don't know how to run a company, nor do I know how to run a company. Why did you let me meet such a rich woman? "
The robber was envious and jealous. His eyes were red.
"Damn it! You brat, don't take it for granted. I can't even live off a woman! Hmph! Then why are you still doing Didi? "
"Of course I'm going to do it!"
Jiang Chen said seriously, "How can one rich woman be enough? How can I give up a forest for a big tree? As long as I continue to pull Didi, I will have the chance to meet more rich women. "
The robber: "…"
He suddenly found a good way to get rich!
It turned out that driving Didi could really make him rich overnight!
It was much more promising than robbing.
Jiang Chen took out a thick stack of property books from the car's locker. "Look, these. They were all given to me by the rich woman. I can't help it. Damn it, I have nowhere to put my good looks. "
The robber suddenly said, "Stop the car!"
Jiang Chen: "???"
The robber said impatiently, "Stop the car! I want to get out! "
Jiang Chen stopped the car.
The robber jumped out of the car without saying anything. "Brother, thank you for your guidance. If I become rich in the future, I will thank you again! "
After saying that, he turned around and left.
Jiang Chen shouted, "Where are you going? Hey, your bag of gold is still in my car! "
The robber waved his hand and said without looking back, "I don't want this junk! I'll give it to you. I'll go and pull Didi now! I want to be like you and rely on my looks to make a living. I want to reach the peak of life! I don't want to be a robber anymore. "
Jiang Chen: "…"
He had tricked the robber into fainting with just his mouth?
The robber had been tricked into becoming Didi's driver?
Jiang Chen didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
This was really …
He called Lin Xiran to come over.
Lin Xiran was shocked when she saw the big bag full of gold jewelry.
"Honey, you mean that the robber got into your car and chatted with you, but you tricked him into fainting? He changed the direction of his life? He stopped being a robber and started pulling Didi? "
Jiang Chen shrugged. "I don't know what's going on."
Lin Xiran didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
Her husband was too amazing. How could he always solve all kinds of cases?
"Well, let's go to the newly registered employee of Didi Company to check on him."
Not long after …
The robber was tied up and brought back to identify the stolen goods.
Although he had been caught, the robber's face didn't look decadent at all. Instead, his eyes were bright and he laughed loudly, looking extremely optimistic.
Lin Xiran: "…"
The police: "…"
They had caught countless bad guys, but they had never seen a bad guy so calm and optimistic after being caught.
Generally, when bad guys were caught, they would either quibble or be decadent. In short, they would be very desperate.
But why was this robber so different from others?
Lin Xiran asked him, "Why do you look so optimistic?"
The robber said confidently, "Because I found my future today. I'm going to be a Didi driver!"
Lin Xiran: Σ (⊙ ▽ ⊙ '' a!
The police: (?? □ ′)? (? ━?!!
What was all this?
How did this robber become Fatty Si?
Why was he Fatty Si?
Was he brainwashed?
His brain didn't seem to work well?
The robber said confidently, "Police officer! I surrender! I surrender! Look, I threw away the things and didn't take them! No matter how many years I'm sentenced to, I'll definitely turn over a new leaf in prison and try to get out as soon as possible. After I get out, I'll immediately become a Didi driver and reach the peak of life. Hahaha ~ ~ "
The police laughed so hard that they couldn't stand up straight.
This scene was too comical.
"What are you laughing at?"
The robber was very angry. He pointed at Jiang Chen. "Believe it or not, this person told me that he became a winner in life through Didi!"
Jiang Chen: "…"
He burst out laughing!
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