Pei Qian clicked on the video.
Pei Qian had a deep impression of Teacher Qiao's unique, hoarse, and drawn-out voice.
"Hello, dear dads. I'm still the 'Father of Games' Teacher Qiao that you're familiar with."
"Previously, there were people urging me to update every day, saying that they wanted to see me complain about lame games. Why did I delay updating? It's not because I'm lazy, it's mainly because the lame games I found weren't good enough …"
"Finally, hard work pays off. After a long period of trying to find gold in sh * t, I've finally found this pile of sh * t, oh no, this pile of gold. That's right, it's the 'The Lonely Desert Road' that you're looking at right now!"
"This is a very interesting game. In this game, you can enjoy the entire 8-hour journey of philosophy, including real time!"
"This is a driving simulation game with a high degree of realism. Not only can you drive, but you can also honk the horn, listen to music, and enjoy the unpredictable scenery in the desert!"
"That's right. Although the surroundings are filled with sand and there isn't much to see, believe me, the ever-changing sand and wind will change the scenery outside the window every second. If you look at it for too long, you might even see a mirage …"
"What, you didn't see it? Don't worry, as long as you can hold on for eight hours, you'll definitely be able to see it! "
"Apart from that, there's also a very advanced ranking system in the game that can actually calculate the number of times a player has cleared the game and the time they have accumulated!"
"Oh my god, what a great feature. It reminds me of how much life I've wasted in this game …"
"Ahem, alright, everyone should have heard that I was being sarcastic just now. As a matter of fact, this game can definitely be named the 'most boring game in history', bar none! "
"Yes, you heard it right. Be it the past or the future, domestically or overseas, there shouldn't be a driving simulation game more boring than this!"
"The entire journey is eight hours long. You have to keep your eyes on the road because there will be a turn every few minutes. If you don't make the turn in time … then I'm sorry, but you've failed. Your game will have to start from the beginning!"
"Don't ask me why I didn't pause or save, because this is the root of the game! Ben! No! Yes! For now! Stop! Technique! Yes! "
"The only fun in this game is to press the horn and listen to the songs, but the problem is that you can't listen to the songs you want to listen to, and you can't even change the radio station. All you hear are unpopular, niche, or old songs. You can't even skip the bad songs!"
"What shocked me the most was that at the end of the game, it used a line of subtitles to mock me! 'Congratulations, you've successfully wasted 8 precious hours of your life!' "
"That's right, this is a game that makes people think about life. It has successfully made me think about life!"
"It made me realize how precious my time is, and how wasting it is to play games!"
"If the game's boredom can be included in the score, then I can give this game 100 points out of 10!"
"Of course, even a game like this isn't perfect."
"As the first veteran player to clear the game (as evidenced by the leaderboard), I strongly recommend adding the following features to the game!"
"First, why does the game end when you drive to the finish line? I strongly recommend that you turn around and drive back once you reach the finish line. That way, you would be able to develop the 'Endless Mode'! "
"How can you say that you've conquered the game if you don't drive back and forth ten times?!"
"In addition, I strongly recommend adding a multiplayer function so that other players can join the room and enjoy the scenery in the car or interact with the driver!"
"I hope that the game's creator can listen to my suggestion and arrange for a new version of the game. That way, it would definitely sell well!"
"…"
"That's the end of today's dissing program. The next eight hours will be a recording of the entire game. Those who are bored out of their minds can try watching the entire process without fast-forwarding."
"Trust me, after this, you'll also gain some insights into life!"
Pei Qian dragged the video to the end and realized that the remaining eight hours were indeed Teacher Qiao's entire game recording.
The comments section was exploding, and the audience was extremely enthusiastic.
"After watching the entire eight hours, I didn't fast-forward. Now, I think I'm starting to think about the meaning of life …"
"Teacher Qiao sacrificed too much. He really put his life on the line!"
"Teacher Qiao, stop! Your hairline can't take it anymore!"
"Do we have to risk our lives just to make a video now?!"
"I've already downloaded it. I believe that I'll be able to find the meaning of life in the desert!"
"Previous poster, count me in!"
"The game's full name is The Lonely Desert Road. You can search for it in the official game store. Don't thank me; I'm just that helpful!"
"Count me in + 1!"
"Let's go, sightseeing group!"
…
Pei Qian was completely stunned as he read the comments section below the video.
Something must be wrong with this world!
I made such a trashy game, and yet there's a video creator using it as material? What's more, the response is so enthusiastic?!
Although he was still confused, Pei Qian had a rough idea of what had happened.
His game was discovered by Teacher Qiao, a video creator who specialized in dissing games. Then, Teacher Qiao was inspired and made a dissing video.
With Teacher Qiao's excellent script, widespread attention, and meticulous editing skills, the video became popular!
Before long, the video attracted a group of sightseeing groups. Many people wanted to see how bad the game was.
Most of them stopped after playing for a while. After all, the game was indeed boring. However, most of them didn't care about that one yuan and didn't even consider refunding the game …
A minority of players even developed a competitive mentality because of the leaderboard system. Some players with ulterior motives even started to create rumors and deceive others.
Some people said that there would be a fun easter egg when one looked into the desert at the fourth hour!
Some people even said that if one cleared the game three times in a row, they would be able to unlock the hidden stage!
In fact, many people left comments below the video asking if they could repost it …
Pei Qian realized that the situation wasn't looking good.
Why did this game seem like it was going to become popular?
Could it be that … the game was going to make a loss?
"This can't go on. I have to do something …"
Pei Qian did not intend to sit around and wait for death. He had to save himself!
If this game really became popular, Pei Qian would lose all his money!
Pei Qian felt that there might be a problem with his game introduction.
It was too vague and caused misunderstandings among gamers!
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