"Don't go, don't go. How is it not funny? I think it's funny." Qin Ze urged his sisters to stay. "Everyone, please stay. I have an even better joke that will definitely make you laugh."
His sisters didn't pay any attention to him. Their footsteps were even firmer than those of the Red Army during their long march.
"Zijin, I'm not used to sleeping alone in the hotel. Let's sleep together tonight."
"Go away, you plastic sisters."
"You're worse than plastic."
"Shut up."
"It's none of your business."
The three women talked as they walked out of the room and closed the door, blocking Qin Ze from chasing after them.
Qin Ze silently locked the door and sat on the edge of the bed. His frustration was at its peak.
"System, are my jokes really not funny?"
Only the System could chat with him now.
The System saw that he was depressed and did not pretend to be cold. It said blankly, "Was what you said just now a joke?"
Qin Ze was speechless.
The System said, "I checked the Internet here. The essence of a joke is to make the audience laugh, not to make the person who told the joke laugh. You're just being self-absorbed. In conclusion, if what you said just now was a joke … then it's really cold. "
Qin Ze was not convinced, "But when I saw these jokes, I laughed like a pig."
The System said, "Maybe your posture is wrong. You don't have the talent, you're just being self-absorbed."
Qin Ze covered his chest and said sadly, "Don't, don't say anymore …"
Even if I'm handsome and knowledgeable, there are things that I'm not good at.
He fell into a deep sleep and woke up at six o 'clock sharp. He was so tired that his eyelids could not open and his whole body was exhausted.
Qin Ze still got out of bed.
Perseverance is the most important thing in everything. If you can persevere, you should do it. When it's raining or snowing, there's no need to force it. Running in the rain or snow is not fitness, it's showing off.
After Qin Ze finished brushing his teeth, he picked up the cold water from the faucet and patted his face. He felt much more energetic.
He sent a message to Wang Zijin instead of calling her. If she woke up, she would naturally come out. If she was still asleep, then Qin Ze would run away by himself.
"Give me ten minutes," Wang Zijin replied quickly.
They didn't expect to meet Su Yu, who also got up early in the hotel corridor. Su Yu was about to knock on the door. Seeing the two in sportswear, he blinked. "What are you doing?"
"Jogging," Qin Ze said.
"Give me a moment, I'll change." Su Yu immediately decided to step in. Half of his body walked back to the room, leaned back slightly, and straightened his neck: "You are not allowed to leave first, otherwise …"
He couldn't think of any threatening words at the moment, so he glared at them and said, "Otherwise, I'll fight it out with you."
"What's the matter with Su Yu?" Wang Zijin was unhappy: "She likes you, you know."
How am I supposed to answer that?
Wang Zijin said, "Pretending not to know is a very coquettish operation."
Qin Ze: "…"
Su Yu didn't bring sportswear. She wore a light outfit, a V-neck knitted sweater, gray casual pants, and white slow running shoes.
She knew that she had to travel a long way to shoot. She didn't bring flashy things like skirts and high-heeled shoes, so it was easy to piece together sportswear.
The three people left the hotel and trotted to the east. The traffic on the road was endless, but there were not many pedestrians. At 6: 30 in the morning, the roadside breakfast shops were already open, and the road sanitation workers had cleaned the street before 6: 00. In this city where the pace of life was not fast, it was very leisurely and quiet.
Trotting two kilometers, they came to the small park in the navigation reality. The park in the third-tier city, the greenery and park equipment were far less than those in Shanghai. The most unbearable thing was that the road here was paved with sections of stone instead of a cement road. It was very uncomfortable to run.
Su Yu ran two kilometers and was already out of breath. She usually did yoga and occasionally ran. As long as she kept in shape, it was enough, unlike Wang Zijin and Qin Ze, who ran every morning to exercise.
After running a lap in the park, she gradually couldn't keep up with the team. Qin Ze slowed down and waited for her. Wang Zijin was like a proud swan.
Su Yu gritted her teeth and ran another lap. She couldn't hold it anymore. She fell on the park bench like a salted fish and gasped: "Husband, I can't do it."
"Then you take a rest." Qin Ze said, and he quickly kept up with Wang Zijin.
Wang Zijin was listless and bad. Every time she passed by Su Yu's position, she deliberately flirted with Qin Ze and said something that she usually wouldn't say, such as "I hate you", "Bah, I don't like you.", "Little enemy, I'll reward you when I get home after shooting."
Qin Ze was full of goosebumps.
Gradually, Wang Zijin's physical strength was exhausted. She ran six kilometers in one breath, which was almost her limit. It was meaningless to continue to run.
So she sat beside Su Yu, panting and resting.
Su Yu had a bright idea. When Qin Ze ran close, she greeted him happily. After half an hour of rest, she almost recovered.
It was time to pay a tooth for a tooth and blood for blood.
She would return the shame of just now to Wang Zijin ten times.
But as soon as she got up, Qin Ze stopped running. He stood not far away and took a posture, as if … he was going to play Tai Chi?
There was a "sneer" behind her.
Su Yu turned her head and saw Wang Zijin sitting with her legs crossed and the posture of a big boss. Her disdainful eyes clearly said: You are far worse than my sister.
She was so angry that she gritted her teeth.
The two women sat on the bench, resting and watching Qin Ze play Tai Chi. They thought it was Tai Chi and ignored each other.
Su Yu gradually became obsessed and felt that Qin Ze's every move and style was full of beauty and rhythm.
It was much more pleasing to the eye than those little fresh meat dancing.
"It's good, right?" Wang Zijin said: "Every day after running, I sit aside and watch him play Tai Chi. Watching and watching, my heart will calm down."
You don't show off, we have already seen each other frankly, Su Yu thought gloomily.
"How many boyfriends have you had abroad?" Wang Zijin said with a smile.
"No." Su Yu said stiffly.
"No?" Wang Zijin was taken aback: "You have been abroad for so many years. Have you been in vain?"
She remembered that Su Yu was twenty-seven or twenty-eight years old, right? She had never had a boyfriend?
Qin Bao Bao was twenty-five years old and had not had a boyfriend. She was almost driven crazy by her family.
If Wang Zijin had not been too independent, she would have been married under the arrangement of her parents.
Wang Zijin certainly didn't know Su Yu's story. Everyone has a story. These stories connect people's character and even their whole life.
"What about you? How many exes do you have? "Su Yu asked.
"No." Wang Zijin said.
"I don't believe it." Su Yu hummed.
"Believe it or not."
“.....”
"Why don't you dare to say it? Who doesn't have a few exes?" Su Yu teased her.
Wang Zijin rolled her eyes. "My family is very strict. Other people are not allowed to fall in love in junior high school and high school. My family doesn't allow me to fall in love even in college. My mother said that one day when I have the ability to be self-reliant, I will find a life. I don't care. From childhood to adulthood, I feel that the boys around me are very naive. I am not happy to fall in love with a group of little boys. When I arrived at college, I was entangled by a brother who wanted to fuck me. I wanted to fall in love, and other boys dared not approach me. "
"Want to fuck your brother?" Su Yu tilted her head, and her eyes flashed with the light of gossip.
"Don't have any bad ideas. Azé knows about this. The last time I went to the capital, I took him to meet my parents. By the way, I told the brothers who still miss me: I have a boyfriend. You go back home, find your mother, and find your own future."
"What does your family think of Qin Ze?" Su Yu asked.
"I don't like him very much."
Su Yu suddenly smiled.
Wang Zijin squinted: "But I don't care. I only marry the person I like."
"You are so capricious."
"I'm happy."
Su Yu was stunned and suddenly sighed: "I've read a lot of novels these days, and I like a book. It's about two heroines fighting for a man. One of them is a princess with a noble status, while the other is born poor and humble."
Wang Zijin looked at her and didn't know why she suddenly sighed.
"The man didn't like the princess at first. He preferred the white flowers that bloomed in the barren soil. Everyone advised the princess to give up. Eight or nine out of ten things in life can't be forced. But the princess said, I want to force it! A woman's self-confidence, domineering, and imposing manner are vivid on paper. "
"On the other hand, the white flower took root and sprouted from the barren soil and was destined to bear the mission of backfeeding. Later, she and the man missed. The man chose to be with the princess. "
Wang Zijin asked: "And then?"
Su Yu thought about it and said: "They broke up. The man said to her, let's forget about each other. She was silent for a long time before spitting out a sentence: "What if I can't forget?"
"Boring, too boring, so readers like the valiant and domineering princess who dares to love and hate. They don't like the humble and restrained white flowers. "
"But, how many people in the world are lucky enough to be born in the royal family?"
Su Yu turned her head and looked at her: "I like Qin Ze, no, I love him. But in this love, I am humble. Sometimes I am so humble that I even feel disgusted. But you are different, you are more confident than me, more trusting than me. You are the princess, and I am at best a flower in the barren soil. But the flower also has the dream of the flower. I will not give up on him. I will try my best to dig your corner until one day he says the word "break up" with you. "
Wang Zijin looked at her blankly.
"Although I am just a flower, I also have advantages that you can't compare with." Su Yu said.
Wang Zijin was almost moved by her, so she asked subconsciously: "What advantages?"
Su Yu gathered at the tip of her tongue, as if spitting out the Nine Words Mantra of Tantra: "Because I am more beautiful than you."
After that, it was accompanied by wild laughter.
Ah ha ha ha ha!
Wang Zijin's mouth twitched, and the blue veins on her forehead bulged.
If there was no last sentence, she felt that she would change her view of Su Yu.
This woman talked for a long time, just to pave the way for the last sentence.
But despite being annoyed, Wang Zijin was unable to refute.
In terms of appearance, she did lose to Su Yu.
For the first time, Wang Zijin choked and wanted to vomit blood.
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