Su Yu frowned, imagining the scene of her and Qin Bao Bao fighting. Brainiac Teddy analyzed the height of both sides and felt that he had no disadvantage, so he was not afraid.
"Will your sister hit me if she sees me in your room?" She asked.
"I don't think so." Qin Ze was very scared.
Of course she will. If she knows that you climbed into my bed in the middle of the night, she will tear you apart alive.
"I'm not afraid even if she hits me." Su Yu was full of confidence.
Girl, where did your confidence come from?
"I'm telling you, I won't hide in the toilet or the closet. I didn't do anything wrong. "Su Yu crossed her chest.
Hiding in the closet …
Hiding in the closet was a sad story. He remembered the night when he moved into the new house. In the cold night, he slept in the closet. The heartless Sister Ziwei forgot about him that night and didn't get up in the middle of the night to ask him to go back to the room to sleep.
And hiding in the closet was not safe. If he was found, wouldn't it be a confession without being pressed?
He smiled calmly, took out the script from the bag, and threw it to Su Yu. "It's okay, just say that we are talking about the script."
Hiding in the closet was too low.
Predecessors' lessons were the teachers of future generations.
Similarly, the experience of predecessors was the example for future generations to learn from.
Qin Ze strode to open the door with his head held high, and was surprised again. Standing at the door was not his tall and charming sister, but Wang Zijin.
She was also wearing a bathrobe, her hair was wet, and her face was red, making her face look like a red apple. He wanted to take a bite.
"Sister Ziwei … How can you come!" Qin Ze's smile gradually disappeared.
Why is it Sister Ziwei?
She doesn't like to talk to me. Isn't she angry?
Wang Zijin pouted coquettishly and threw a charming supercilious look.
Why did I come, don't you know?
Of course, it was to find Qin Ze. It was normal to find a boyfriend to sleep with.
But she was just sleeping.
Wang Zijin flashed into the door and saw Su Yu sitting on the sofa.
The smile on Wang Zijin's face gradually turned ferocious.
"Why is she here?" Wang Zijin glared at Qin Ze.
"Let's talk about the script," Qin Ze said seriously.
"Talk about the script? What's there to talk about? "Wang Zijin said in a deep voice.
"It's her first time acting, so she's not sure," Qin Ze said.
Su Yu glanced at Wang Zijin and ignored her. She sat on the sofa like a queen, giving her pressure.
"Are you done chatting? If you're done, scram." Wang Zijin was domineering.
"It's just the beginning. I feel like we won't stop until dawn." Su Yu argued.
Wang Zijin sat on Qin Ze's lap and wrapped her arms around his neck. She nodded and said in a serious tone, "You guys talk. I'll watch from the side and learn while I'm at it."
Qin Ze was shocked at that time.
Sister Ziwei must have been stimulated today. She dared to do this?
We agreed to be salted fish together. Why did she suddenly become tough?
She shouldn't have noticed something and declared sovereignty in front of Su Yu?
Su Yu's eyes burst into a sharp light, her small fists clenched, and she secretly gritted her teeth.
In front of me, she sat on my man's lap.
Well, you finally got your revenge.
Su Yu felt that there was a grassland of Hulunbuir on top of her head.
Qin Ze was very embarrassed.
"So, how about this? We'll talk about the script another day. I'm a little tired. "
It's not an excuse. I'm really tired. I want to sleep.
Wang Zijin was happy to hear it and squinted at Su Yu.
The look in his eyes made Su Yu very unhappy.
"Qin Ze, my head is full of acting. If you don't teach me, I won't be able to sleep." Su Yu frowned and looked pitiful.
You don't have to learn. You're a drama queen now.
"It's funny. Can't you wait until tomorrow to talk about the script? Running to a man's room in the middle of the night to talk about the script, don't you have any shame? "Wang Zijin sneered.
"Why can Old Liu talk about the script, but I can't?"
"You know what you're thinking. Do you need to wear a bathrobe to talk about the script?" Wang Zijin squinted.
Su Yu was angry. You're the only one who can squint, right? I'll do it too.
→ _ → … ← _ ←
Qin Ze silently covered his face.
I'm not as good as you.
"Knock knock knock!"
The sneaky knock on the door came again.
Su Yu and Wang Zijin looked at the door at the same time and looked at Qin Ze at the same time.
Qin Ze threw the blame: "It must be my sister. The sound of your quarrel alarmed her."
After that, he opened the door immediately.
Qin Ze's heart was calm. There was a kind of calmness that didn't weigh down on him. He knew that his sister would come.
When he opened the door, sure enough, there was a tall and charming beauty at the door.
When she saw Qin Ze, she smiled before saying anything. Her bright and beautiful eyes rippled with joy and joy.
Qin Ze sighed silently. I may not be called Qin Ze. I'm called Miss. Everyone wants to have sex with me.
Come on, everyone come on to Miss.
Qin Ze's mouth twitched. It's a bathrobe again. Can't she wear it neatly?
Taking advantage of his sister's coquettish tone to say, "Little red man, sister will sleep with you", "Little red man, you're lucky tonight", Qin Ze slightly turned sideways so that his sister could see Teddy and Old Wang, who were competing in acting and eyesight skills.
The smile on his sister's face gradually became ferocious + 2.
"Why are you here?" Qin Bao Bao's face was black.
"Talking about the script!" Su Yu said lightly.
Qin Bao Bao looked at Wang Zijin.
"Watching them talk about the script." Wang Zijin was calmer.
Su Yu: "…"
Qin Ze: "…"
"What are you doing here?" The two women asked.
"I'm here to see if my brother is sleeping well. Did he kick the quilt?" Qin Bao Bao said casually.
Su Yu suddenly looked at Qin Ze and thought, sure enough, they are brother and sister.
Qin Ze looked left and right. "It's late, let's …"
"Let's play cards. I can't sleep anyway." Su Yu said.
She was an outsider now, and it was easy to be sent away by the reason of, "It's late, let's talk about the script tomorrow."
Wang Zijin and Qin Bao Bao looked at each other and nodded.
The poker cards that Su Yu bought in the scenic spot for ten yuan finally had a place to use.
Wang Zijin threw a look at Qin Bao Bao. "Close the door."
Qin Bao Bao understood. "Understood!"
Qin Ze: "…"
My Teddy Bear was completely defeated in IQ … No, the palace intrigue skills were not maxed out.
Qin Ze was crying in his heart.
After driving away a Teddy Bear, the atmosphere in the room was not relaxed. The two friends looked at each other, and their minds were brewing their own conspiracies.
Be sure to drive the other party away.
Hands on knees, back straight, eyes looking straight ahead – Qin Ze sat in the standard sitting posture of a primary school student.
"Knock knock knock!"
There was a knock on the door. Su Yu came back with the poker cards and found the door locked.
Qin Bao Bao and Wang Zijin gave Qin Ze a look and let him understand it himself.
Qin Ze read the same meaning from the two's eyes: If you dare to open the door, you're dead.
"I'm going to sleep." Qin Ze said.
"Bullshit, where are they?" Su Yu cried.
"They're gone too."
"Qin Ze, open the door for me."
Silence.
"Qin Ze, if you don't open the door, let's see who will regret it."
Silence.
"Qin Ze, you …"
"Coming!"
Qin Ze ran to open the door.
Su Yu glared at him at the door and was not surprised to see the two women in the room.
"Play poker!" Su Yu threw the poker cards on the table.
"What did you want to say?" Qin Bao Bao's eyes narrowed, and the long and curly eyelashes became more obvious.
"Qin Ze, you son of a bitch." Su Yu, who almost exposed the horse's foot, smiled and turned to Qin Ze and said, "I almost scolded you just now, I'm sorry."
What you said was the same as my sister saying that she knocked on the door to see if I slept well.
Qin Ze complained in his heart, and Jia Zijin pretended to be okay and laughed.
The four people sat down to play cards. Qin Ze was sleepy, his brain was not bright, and he often made bad moves.
They were playing with money, and whoever lost had to transfer Alipay. (Jack Ma, give me the advertising fee.)
Qin Ze lost more than 10,000 yuan in half an hour.
At this time, Wang Zijin aggressively threw out four Kings, and Qin Ze held four Aces in his hand and took the opportunity to eat her.
Wang Zijin immediately regretted, saying that she made a mistake and had to start again.
Qin Ze was stunned and said, "Okay."
Sure enough, he who stayed with her sister for a long time, Sister Ziwei also got a bad habit of playing dirty.
Su Yu held her hand and said unhappily, "No regrets, you can't accept it, Qin Ze, right?"
Wang Zijin looked at him: "Azé, let me pass?"
Su Yu also looked at him.
Qin Ze: (̄ ω ̄;)
Pass, but.
It was not a multiple-choice question, but a question of death.
Qin Ze refused to answer.
"The master didn't say anything, you don't have to say anything." Wang Zijin insisted on taking back her cards.
"If you can't afford to play, then don't play." Su Yu despised: "I hate people who go back on their words the most. You are short, and your mind is shorter. Your facial features are flat, and your chest is flatter … "
Su Yu seized the opportunity to attack Wang Zijin, retaliating for the fact that she had just closed the door and played with her. As for why she knew it was Wang Zijin who did it … because Qin Bao Bao just gave her a look.
Su Yu was famous for her poisonous tongue, and Qin Bao Bao couldn't beat her. She kept mocking her for a long time.
"Pa!"
Wang Zijin suddenly cut her scalp.
Su Yu was stunned.
Qin Ze's little heart missed a beat.
Wang Zijin said lightly: "There is a mosquito on your head … Oh, I saw it wrong."
Qin Ze: "…"
Su Yu was angry and waved her hand to give her a scalp.
With a "pa" sound, it cut Qin Ze's head.
Qin Ze smiled with exhaustion. "Don't make trouble."
I received a miracle with this slap, and I got full marks for it.
"You dare to hit him." Wang Zijin gave a backhand slap … on Qin Ze's head.
"I, I … Why did you hit me?" Qin Ze was stunned. He didn't take it because it was too late.
"She is a girl after all, it's not good to hit her." Wang Zijin curled her lips.
Qin Ze's smile was full of forgiveness. "I see …"
Qin Bao Bao added fuel to the fire and said: "You should have cried just now."
Su Yu thought it made sense, and her big eyes were immediately covered with tears.
Qin Ze felt weak from the inside out. He wanted to go home and sleep. Mom, I want to go home, I don't want to act anymore.
Qin Ze, who felt the awkward atmosphere, rubbed his temples. As a man, he had to be mentally prepared to act as a lubricant at all times.
"What's the point of playing cards? I'll tell you some jokes." Qin Ze said.
"You can tell jokes?" Wang Zijin was stunned.
"Okay." Su Yu stopped crying.
Only Qin Bao Bao's face changed: "Don't, don't let him tell jokes."
"Why?" Wang Zijin asked.
"He doesn't tell good jokes." Qin Bao Bao said.
Dirty and cold jokes, it was very embarrassing to listen to.
Qin Ze was not convinced: "Because I only told jokes to my sister, so I'm not very skilled, and I'm not very good at it."
Wang Zijin thought: You black-hearted maggot, you even want to dominate the jokes? You don't allow your brother to tell jokes to other girls?
Su Yu thought: You don't let him tell, I'll listen.
"I'll listen, you tell." The two said in unison.
It was also a man's accomplishment to make his woman laugh, even though there were a lot of people.
Qin Ze thought for a moment and said: "In a certain year and a certain month, foreigners broke into the capital. The emperor was scared and fled with his people, leaving a spy in the city to check the situation. The next day, the spy cried to the emperor: Your Majesty, the enemy has lost their moral integrity, raping and looting."
He paused and held back his laughter: "Di Renjie was furious: When did I f * ck a zombie?"
After the joke, he looked at his sisters expectantly.
Wang Zijin: "???"
Su Yu: "???"
Qin Bao Bao held her forehead.
"Isn't it funny? Di Renjie. "Qin Ze was depressed.
"Then I'll tell you a funnier one," he said.
Wang Zijin and Su Yu nodded expectantly.
"A pregnant woman had a difficult labor, and the situation was urgent. Her husband was outside in a hurry. After a long time, the chief surgeon came out, and the man hurried to ask about the situation. The doctor shook his head and sighed: The child couldn't be saved. Just when the man was in despair … guess what happened. "Qin Ze kept them guessing.
The sisters shook their heads.
Qin Ze said: "At this time, the doctor laughed: I'm lying, both of them are dead."
Qin Ze laughed uproariously.
Hahaha, laugh for me, laugh for me.
"Oh, I'm so sleepy, I'm going to sleep first."
"I'm exhausted, go to sleep."
"Hey!"
The sisters left in an instant.
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