It was the class leader's first time seeing the forced rabbit robot. The class leader was surprised that the forced rabbit could converse logically with Xiao Qin.
"So you're saying that as long as you have more weapons, you can eliminate more Vimm?"
Xiao Qin, who was afraid of beetles, asked the forced rabbit in a serious manner.
"Beep — — in order to eliminate Vimm, the forced rabbit needs to install nail guns, incendiary bombs, nitroglycerin bombs, sarin gas …"
You want to eliminate all of humanity, right? After installing so many weapons, your model is no longer B-2, it's' Take Your Life 3000 '.
Xiao Qin also frowned, "Um, if you want to eliminate Vimm, you only need to install insecticide, right?"
"Beep, beep, beep — —" The forced rabbit's hemispherical head spun at a high speed as if it was displaying a human's panic.
"The forced rabbit's needs were found on the internet. The nail guns, incendiary bombs, nitroglycerin bombs, and sarin gas were all the netizens' ideas, they have nothing to do with the forced rabbit."
Huh? You've learned to pass the buck in two days? It was clearly your own idea! You want Dr. Yu to turn you into an armed fortress in order to eliminate more carbon-based organisms, right?
"Is this really a robot?"
The class leader questioned the intelligence displayed by the forced rabbit.
"It's definitely a robot." Winnie walked over and knocked on the metal shell of the forced rabbit, "I suspected there was someone hiding inside, but I followed the forced rabbit for a long time and didn't see anyone coming out to the washroom …"
"What's its name?" The class leader paused, "Forced … rabbit, is that the English pronunciation of its model B-2?"
There was a laser engraved model on the forced rabbit's chest, the class leader immediately saw it.
"Huh? So the forced rabbit is the English pronunciation of B-2. " Winnie acted like it was the first time she heard about it, "Since Ye Lin gave it that name, I just followed suit. I thought it was because it had two bunny antennas on its head and it looked stupid, that's why it was called a forced rabbit …"
"Beep, beep, beep — — the forced rabbit expresses its solemn protest." If Winnie wasn't the forced rabbit's fourth owner, the forced rabbit might have shot a tranquilizer needle at Winnie.
"Other than destroying … beetles, what else can it do?" The class leader was very curious about this technology.
"It provides free wifi." Winnie took out her phone and connected to the internet. "You can download games or movies. It's very convenient!"
"Beep! My main job is an assistant robot," the Forcing Rabbit introduced itself. "I can freely access online search engines and provide various information queries for my master. At the same time, I also have a tranquilizer needle weapon that can play a protective role."
The forced rabbit's self-introduction sounded like a product advertisement. I couldn't help but ask, "Where can I buy it?"
"Beep — — The forced rabbit is not for sale." It seemed to be very angry, although there was no change in its tone.
What are you talking about? After you were made by Professor Yu, you were immediately sold out! Dr. Yu sold you to Ai Mi and became the second master. You're not the only one who clearly marked the price. Your creator, Dr. Yu, also clearly marked the price! He had already told me that as long as I had enough money to support his research, he could betray Ai ShuQiao at any time! What an unscrupulous attitude of "you're welcome to buy me"! You and your creator are both store goods, so stop pretending to be virtuous!
"When was Zheng He's voyage to the west?" The class leader asked a random history question.
"1405 ~ 1433." The forced rabbit answered fluently.
"What was the cause of World War I?"
"The Sarajevo incident."
"Which country invented the zeppelin airship?"
"Goblin — — beep — — or German Count Ferdinand von Zeppelin."
The forced rabbit was almost misled by the unreliable answers on the internet. In World of Warcraft, the zeppelin airship was indeed invented by the goblins.
Winnie widened her eyes when she saw the forced rabbit answer fluently, "Huh? I didn't realize the forced rabbit had this ability before, but now it seems it can be used to cheat on exams! If I take it to take the high school entrance exam, it's not impossible to get into Third High. "
By the way, the forced rabbit is so big, are you sure you can bring such a large cheating tool into the exam?
"Forced rabbit, who's the prettiest girl in the world?" Xiao Qin suddenly said to the forced rabbit with a tone similar to Snow White's stepmother asking a magic mirror.
"Li Wanji!" The forced rabbit quickly answered, "93% of the netizens answered Li Wanji, so it's her."
"Hahahaha!" Winnie patted the forced rabbit's back, "This robot can even tell dirty jokes! Since every leader has to deal with a myriad of problems every day, that's why Li Wanji is the prettiest, right? "
Winnie, who was telling dirty jokes without a care, was warned by the class leader's gaze.
"Can you shoot anesthetic needles?" Even in front of a robot, the class leader still looked it in the eyes politely and said, "How's the accuracy?"
"Beep — — anyone that can dodge my anesthetic needles is a beast …"
Xiao Qin's face darkened and whispered behind the forced rabbit: "I'll unplug your power source!"
"Beep — — I use solar energy, no need for external power …" I'm not sure what Xiao Qin said next to the forced rabbit's ear, but it stopped talking.
"It seems like it has a future as a police robot …" The class leader seriously thought about it as if she already considered herself a member of the police.
After asking the forced rabbit a few questions, the class leader remembered the purpose of her trip. In order to see Obama as soon as possible, she gestured for me to lead the way so she could follow into the hallway of the VIP building.
Since the owner of this place is Ai Mi, and Ai Mi has shown hostility towards the class leader many times, the class leader felt unwelcome and uneasy.
Don't worry. It's different today, Ai Mi specifically asked you to come today. In order to get revenge on you for locking Gong CaiCai in a room with Loud Mouth and the others on her birthday, Ai Mi is also going to force you to change into a maid outfit so you can play with dogs.
Apparently, in order to achieve this goal, she even prepared a secret weapon other than Obama. She will make sure you willingly become Ai Mi's maid. Although I don't know what the secret weapon is, I'm looking forward to it.
As soon as we entered the hallway, we met Peng TouSi, who came to greet us. We exchanged a few polite words. At this time, I saw a figure flash at the end of the hallway. It seems to be Fan Chuan from the second team of Golden Lightning.
I thought about the iPhone 5s he bought for Shu Zhe yesterday, so I chased after him and asked:
"Hey, you bought an iPhone for Xiao Hong. How did Xiao Hong repay you? Did she ask you to explode her chrysanthemum? "
'Xiao Hong' is a slang for a trap named Shu Zhe. Shu Zhe's sister wasn't far away, so I couldn't mention Shu Zhe's name.
Although my words were vulgar, Fan Chuan considered that if it wasn't for me, the iPhone 5s he just bought would have been stolen by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, so he was more polite to me.
"Um, I bought a phone for Xiao Hong out of my own free will, I didn't ask for anything in return. I'm already satisfied that she was willing to dress up and go shopping with me. "
So, Shu Zhe only dressed up and went shopping with you, and he got an iPhone 5s that cost two months of your salary. That's not the way to earn money. No wonder the easy-going Shu Zhe became infatuated with women's clothing. Not only was he taken care of when he wore women's clothing, but he also got whatever he wanted.
As if to cover it up, Shu Zhe told his sister that his uncle had bought the iPhone 5S for him as a reward for being a good student again this year.
Fan Chuan, you're so sad. You didn't even get any benefits, and the person who bought the phone for Shu Zhe was called his uncle. Xiao Hong already treats you like that, yet you still don't realize it? She's a liar.
The class leader didn't approve of her uncle buying Shu Zhe a phone as a reward. She even asked where the receipt was and wanted to consider a refund. In the end, Shu Zhe threatened to smash the phone, and the class leader finally relented.
After confirming that Fan Chuan didn't break Little Red's ass just because he gave her an iPhone 5S, I reminded Fan Chuan to take it easy on spending money on Little Red. At the very least, he should leave some money for rent and instant noodles. He was very touched and agreed. Then, he walked up to the second floor and went to the team's activity room to train.
After wasting time, Ai Mi was already waiting in the living room of room 101 with her legs crossed impatiently.
In order to complete the 'Katyusha Maid Battle', Ai Mi specifically told the male lead of the Magic Cauldron, Kyle: I don't want to go to the set today, hurry up and get injured. That way, you can't act with me, and I can rest!
Kyle, who practiced the way of a samurai, gave a thumbs up and said: No problem. Then he drove his motorcycle into the bushes and crashed into the barbed wire. Although he didn't injure any muscles or bones, the barbed wire left a diamond-shaped mark on his face that wouldn't fade for a couple of days. Ai Mi finally got what she wanted.
Serves you right. Why didn't Kyle just kill himself? Recently, China has been plagued by natural and man-made disasters. Why didn't you have a bit of awareness and sacrifice yourself for the sake of millions of people?
When we opened the door to room 101, Winnie was the first to rush in. Xiao Qin followed closely behind. The class leader walked next to me with hesitant steps.
Ai Mi was sitting in the middle of the sofa in the living room. She was wearing her everyday clothes, a sling with a dolphin pattern on it. She had one leg crossed over her other knee and swung her feet back and forth in the air as if she was conducting a band.
"Hi."
The class leader was a bit nervous since she wanted to play with Ai Mi's pet dog.
The class leader took off the camouflage bag full of dog snacks and held it in her hand. She looked hopefully at Ai Mi, who was lying on the sofa.
"I came with Ye Lin to visit Obama. I heard he was bitten by a venomous snake …"
Ai Mi stuck out her hand and stopped the class leader from continuing.
"Ha, so you came to beg me today." Ai Mi, who was very vengeful, said, "Wasn't it June 26th when you and your accomplices forced me to change clothes?"
Gong CaiCai's birthday was June 26th, but Ai Mi definitely didn't remember it on purpose. She treated it as a day of humiliation.
Ai Mi pointed to the window in the living room. Below the window, there was a metal hanger that was commonly seen in clothing stores. The hanger was filled with a row of maid outfits.
"You want to play with Obama? First, change your clothes into a maid's outfit, then come and make this request to me! "
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