Xiao Qin, what are you doing! It's true that there were four criminals who stole the phone, but you didn't have to draw them as four Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
The police uncle's face was already purple! From left to right, red, orange, yellow, green, cyan, blue, and purple!
Also, these four Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles weren't drawn very well. Their heads were very big, and their bodies were very small. Their basic structure was like two potatoes stacked together, and then they had very disharmonious facial features and limbs.
The expressions of the four turtles were especially lewd! Each one was more lewd than the last, and each one was more deserving of a beating! Just in terms of expression, he was really similar to those criminals!
The problem was that a similar expression wasn't enough for a suspect's portrait! According to the suspect sketch you provided, would the people's police have to travel across the ocean and arrest criminals in the sewers of New York!
"Little girl, you drew a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, right?"
A police uncle raised everyone's question.
"This isn't a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!" Xiao Qin, who didn't know herself and waited for everyone to praise her, shook a finger and said, "This is an authentic portrait that I drew using my superb memory to summarize the facial features of the criminals!"
The police frowned, looked at the sketch paper again, and finally came to a conclusion: "This is a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!"
"I saw the double blades on Da Vinci's back!"
A slightly younger police officer said the earlier version of the name of the Mutant Ninja Turtles. It seems that the people's police had hidden talents and knew what was good.
"How is that possible …" After being accused of drawing a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, a serious expression finally appeared on Xiao Qin's face. She took her drawing back from someone else's hand and stared at it with wide eyes — — "Ah!!"
She let out a cry of surprise at the drawing she had just drawn five minutes ago.
Not only half of the police officers in the room, but even I was shocked.
"The drawing I just drew, it clearly wasn't like this! The drawing I just drew was much better than this! "
I understood. Many times when I received the test papers from the teacher and saw the stupid mistakes on it, I didn't believe it was made by myself.
There was only one table and three chairs in this small cubicle used for taking statements. One of the chairs had been borrowed, so other than me and Xiao Qin sitting behind the table, the other six or seven police officers were all standing.
Of course, there was no need for so many people to take the statement. They had heard that a young manga artist had volunteered to sketch the suspect, so they had gathered around out of curiosity.
In the end, not only did she see the outrageous portrait of the divine turtle, but the "girl manga author" also showed a certain degree of schizophrenia. She refused to recognize the drawing she had just drawn five minutes ago.
"Who is it! Who did it?! "Xiao Qin's hands trembled as she held the sketch paper," I clearly drew four people! How did they turn into four turtles in the blink of an eye? "
The police officers looked at each other, probably thinking to themselves, How would I know? You only realized that your drawing was bad after five minutes, so you don't want to admit it, right? "
"I understand! There's a traitor in this police station! "
In order to deny that she was the author of the painting, Xiao Qin threw out a shocking conclusion.
"What?"
"Hmph hmph hmph …" Xiao Qin snorted a few times with a dark face, "It must be this traitor. He realized that my sketch of the suspect was exactly the same as him, so he erased my drawing and replaced it with four ninja turtles in order to cover up for his companion! That's definitely it! "
Everyone was stunned by this Creationism.
"How is that possible!" I ridiculed, "Erasing your portrait and then drawing 4 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, how fast would that take?"
"How is it impossible!" Xiao Qin's face was as red as a tomato. She clearly realized that her drawing was of no help in catching the criminal and began to regret it.
"This … this kind of super simple line, it could be drawn in the blink of an eye! Childish! Low level! It's the work of a child! "
You're scolding yourself! You clearly spent a whole ten minutes just to draw four crooked Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
The policeman, Old Yuan, couldn't stand it anymore. He didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
"Okay, okay, it's understandable if you're not good at drawing portraits. My daughter's classmate also calls herself a mangaka, but she's only good at drawing princesses with long necks. She even said that a mangaka only needs imagination …"
"I'm not the same as them!" Xiao Qin, who had her sore spot poked, denied, "I'm clearly a cartoonist who serializes comics on the internet and has a lot of readers …"
Actually, even if she could only draw princesses with strange body proportions, her drawing skills should be better than Xiao Qin's, right?
"Ah! So that's how it is! " Xiao Qin placed the sketch paper on the table and confirmed it one last time. Then she directed her sharp gaze at the helpless Old Yuan.
"You were the one who gave us our statements, and you were also the one who took my sketch paper! So — — "
"You're the traitor! You're the accomplice of those phone robbers! You're the one who erased my portrait and changed it to a ninja turtle! "
"I …" Old Yuan was almost angered to death by Xiao Qin's baseless accusations.
"Hahahaha — —" The other policemen laughed instead. They probably felt that such a funny thing could relieve their stress during their boring and stressful work.
"That's right Old Yuan! This painting is quite like you! "
"Why don't you put it in a frame and show it to your child?"
"That's right! Old Yuan is definitely a traitor! I already knew it three years ago! No one even cared when I reported it to the higher-ups! "
Other than the bad-hearted colleagues who made fun of Old Yuan, there were also more reliable colleagues who said to Xiao Qin:
"Little girl, even if Old Yuan really erased your portrait, can't you just redraw it?"
"I … I can't do it anymore!" Xiao Qin argued with a guilty conscience. "A work of art that has a flash of inspiration only has one life! If Mona Lisa was destroyed, would Da Vinci redraw it? "
"Are you talking about the bearded Da Vinci or the Da Vinci with two knives on his back?"
The younger policeman from before asked while holding back his laughter.
"In short, I can't trust this police station with a traitor anymore!"
Xiao Qin jumped up from the folding chair and left. The police didn't stop her since she wasn't a suspect, she was just a Good Samaritan who said too much but couldn't draw a portrait of a suspect.
"I'm sorry!" I bowed to the police before leaving with Xiao Qin, "She doesn't even know how to draw, but she insisted on being brave and wasting everyone's time!"
"It's fine." Old Yuan powerlessly waved his hand, "It's already good enough that you guys were willing to come over and give us a statement. We still have to thank you for helping us retrieve a stolen item! But comics are a hindrance to your studies, so I suggest you don't read them too much … "
"Huh? Old Yuan, you traitor, don't speak for the Public Security Bureau! "
His colleagues still wouldn't let him off.
"That's right! Little girl, once we get rid of the traitor, you're welcome to come again! Also, we'll definitely be able to use the clues you left behind to catch the criminal! "
"That's right! How about we lock Old Yuan up first? "
Old Yuan couldn't get out of the situation after being teased by his unscrupulous colleagues. Xiao Qin also quickly walked out of the police station with a red face. She only slowed down after walking for 20 meters.
"Ah …" Xiao Qin worriedly looked at the clouds in the sky, "Why do I feel like I did a terrible job when I hold the portrait in my hand 5 minutes later?"
No, you should have felt it 5 minutes ago. It's probably because you took too long to react.
"A large portion of the readers of 'Cthulhu Wants to Date Too' criticized me for my poor drawing skills. I didn't even notice it when I was drawing fantasy themes … but today, I was confidently sketching a criminal, so how did it suddenly turn into 4 turtles?"
I could only shrug my shoulders.
"Ye Lin classmate, were we really fighting a human and not a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?"
"Of course!" I said angrily, "Do you think we could beat a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle even if it was 2 on 1?"
"That's true." Xiao Qin held her chin and muttered, "Ever since I drew that portrait, my memory became a mess. Right now, my head is filled with images of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles snatching my phone …"
But the frustration from failing to sketch the criminal did not last long. Xiao Qin quickly regained her confidence with self-encouragement.
"Don't worry! I probably drew the criminal as a turtle because they already look like turtles! Also, many cartoonists aren't good at drawing portraits! Comics are based on life! "
"Also, 'Cthulhu Wants to Date Too' is a fantasy manga! As someone who draws fantasy comics, I only need my imagination! "
Hey! Isn't that what Old Yuan's daughter's classmate said! You just looked down on him and said you're different!
Next, Xiao Qin asked me who the person with Fan Chuan who looked like the class leader was.
I figured I couldn't hide it from Xiao Qin, so I told her the truth.
"So it's him … does the class leader know that her brother became a trap?"
"The class leader only knows her brother wears female clothes, but she doesn't know he already reached this level … but don't use this to threaten the class leader!"
Xiao Qin shook her head, "I won't, Ye Lin classmate will hate me if I do that, but Ye Lin classmate taught me to be honest. But Ye Lin classmate taught me to be honest. Should I tell the class leader about Shu Zhe being a trap? "
"Please don't!" I hurriedly stopped her, "It's still … not the right time! Let's hide it from the class leader for now! Let's give Shu Zhe a chance to come clean! "
Actually, I didn't think Shu Zhe would come clean to his sister. I just felt like I played a role in adding fuel to the fire during the process of Shu Zhe becoming a trap. If the class leader knew the truth, she wouldn't let me off lightly.
Xiao Qin promised me that she wouldn't tell the class leader about Shu Zhe for a while. At noon, I invited her to eat lunch on the sixth floor of the computer market. I even taught her how to check the star leaderboard on her phone, so Xiao Qin quickly forgot about Shu Zhe.
There was one thing I never expected: The Public Security Bureau used Xiao Qin's portrait of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to capture a criminal. Then, they followed the clues and destroyed a gang of seven people.
How is that possible? My first reaction was the same when I heard about it.
The policeman, Lao Yuan, explained, "The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle's smile was so obscene that he couldn't forget it after seeing it once. That day, when he was patrolling the streets, he saw a young man with the same smile, and he immediately felt that he was right, the culprit must be him!" It turns out he guessed correctly.
It seems like Xiao Qin has some talent in capturing other people's expressions. No wonder readers say the characters in < Cthulhu Wants to Fall in Love Too > are unforgettable and can even have nightmares about them.
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