I had nothing to do for the entire Sunday.
Although I ran three laps around DongShan Lake as usual in the morning, I didn't have any appetite after returning.
I borrowed my dad's Scientific American to see if the scientific community has discovered a way to make women extinct.
It hasn't been invented yet, looks like I still have to endure Xiao Qin's harassment on Monday.
Oh right, Loud Mouth also told me to apologize to the class leader.
I can't say it out loud.
How about I give Xing Xing a call and have the Five Tiger Punishment Squad harass the class leader, then I'll lend a hand and we'll be even?
No, that's too despicable, and I already told the Five Tiger Punishment Squad not to do that.
On Monday, I woke up before the sun rose, got up and went for a run around DongShan Lake.
After running five laps in one go, the kung fu shirt gramps twirled his long beard and nodded at me, meaning that you have perseverance.
I don't really have much perseverance, but I'm full of resentment towards Ren Xiao Qin.
When I arrived at the school's main entrance, I rolled up my sleeves and looked at the watch on my left wrist. It was only 7: 10, I came early.
Suddenly I heard someone call me.
I subconsciously thought it was Xiao Qin, but when I turned around, I found out it was a boy I didn't recognize.
He was wearing our school's uniform, he was fair and clean, he had a face that girls would like, and his eyes were especially spirited.
He seems to be a first year student, my junior.
I was surprised he dared to talk to me, I have a bad reputation in 28 Middle, even some of the seniors in the third year avoid me.
"Brother Ye Lin, did you forget about me?"
The boy said in a friendly tone.
"Have I seen you before?"
I'm not good at remembering people's faces (unless they have a unique appearance), but I can't rule out the possibility that I've seen you before but forgot.
"Sigh, people of high status have short memories! You saved my life on Thursday night! "
Eh? Did I save anyone? The past few days have been full of trivial matters, I can't remember what happened on Thursday.
Seeing me scratch my head, the boy continued:
"It was under the bridge! If it wasn't for you, I would have been thrown into the water by those hoodlums! "
I came to a sudden realization, pointed at his nose and said:
"So it's you, the puppy love guy!"
The little boy held onto my fingers in fear after hearing I said he had puppy love. He looked around to make sure there was no one around and said to me in a low voice:
"Brother Ye Lin, don't be so loud. I'll be screwed if my sister hears you."
I purposely raised my voice and asked, "Who's your older sister?"
With a bitter face, the little boy put on an expression that said, "Big Bro, I'm begging you to keep your voice down."
"Brother Ye Lin, don't you know? She's your classmate! The one with long hair called Shu Sha … "
So the class leader is your sister?
No wonder I didn't notice anything else when I first saw you. I only noticed that your eyes were especially bright!
It turned out to be a sniper family! When you play Red Alert 3, you and your sister can be placed to the left and right, and you won't have to worry about the enemy's infantry at all!
And that day, Shu Sha rode the bicycle to look for you! His only brother was not home in the middle of the night, so of course he had to come out to look for him!
In the end, because your clothes were kicked and you didn't dare to tell the truth, you were suspected of fighting with someone, right? I heard you even had a big fight with your sister?
This little brat really doesn't let people not worry about him!
The little boy felt embarrassed being glared at by me.
"Brother Ye Lin, I heard that my sister caused trouble for you in class the next day, I'm really sorry."
I snorted.
"There are a lot of people you're sorry for."
The little boy kept saying good things to me:
"Brother Ye Lin, I had no choice! If I said I was with Xiao Hua, my sister would also be furious! She's always very strict with me! "
"She should be strict with you. You're only in first year and you're already learning to date. If I was your brother, I would also have to control you!"
The little boy touched his parted hair and laughed.
"Hahaha, brother Ye Lin, I really wish you were my brother."
"What do you mean?"
I felt like there was a hidden meaning in his words.
"Hehe, it's nothing. I just feel that brother Ye Lin is really impressive. That day, you easily beat up five people. If you were my brother, then no one would dare to bully me!"
He made it sound easy, but the other party was holding a knife that day. It would not be a joke if he made a mistake.
The little boy suddenly changed the topic:
"Brother Ye Lin, what do you think of my sister?"
The corner of my eye twitched, I felt that his question was very strange.
"What else? She's a pretty competent class leader! "
The little boy winked at me with evil intentions.
"I'm not talking about that, I mean, from the perspective of a guy looking at a girl, what do you think?"
I looked at him with a serious face and he looked at me with a sincere face.
"Not much." I recalled the time she almost killed me on the podium, "Too, fierce, violent."
The little boy explained to me with a panicked expression:
"My sister isn't usually like that! That happens once in a hundred years! Brother Ye Lin, you ran into the muzzle that day! "
I curled my lips and did not comment.
"Besides, isn't my sister pretty good looking? All the boys in our class praise my sister for her looks. "
What, have you ever taken the boys in your class to visit your sister? Are the future of China shouldered by these flowers? Why do I feel like the future is bleak?
But in all fairness, Shu Sha is indeed pretty good looking. Even her brother has the talent to wear a wig and act as a trap. Even if he grows up ignorant, he can still consider becoming a male prostitute.
"Brother Ye Lin, my sister really knows how to take care of people. She cooks for me every night, and her cooking is pretty good!"
Why don't they live with their parents? I never really asked about the class leader's family before.
"Hmph, what does her cooking have to do with me!"
The little boy was choked by me. He lowered his head and thought for a while, then he suddenly said something shocking:
"Brother Ye Lin, you might as well take my sister away!"
"Eh? How can you sell your sister so easily! If the Japanese invade again, you'll be another traitor! "
"Brother Ye Lin, I'm not joking with you. I really hope you take my sister away!"
"Why?"
I wanted to hear his reasoning.
"Do you even need to ask? Brother Ye Lin, if you become my sister's boyfriend, then no one would dare to bully me anymore. Also … "
"Also what?"
"Also … the reason why my sister can scold me so confidently is because she always sets an example and keeps her back straight. Think about it, if she's also in a relationship, then wouldn't she have the face to interfere with me getting a girlfriend? "
Eh? I've really underestimated him. This brat's calculations are quite accurate! From his point of view, no matter how you look at it, this deal is a guaranteed profit!
Of course, he will lose his sister, but he doesn't seem to care about his sister's thoughts.
Shu Sha, you're really unlucky to have this kind of brother in your family!
"No need! I'm not interested! "
I said as I walked towards the school gate.
The little boy chased after me while saying:
"Brother Ye Lin, don't be in such a hurry to refuse! I'm on duty today, so I'll be leaving first. I'll talk to you again during break! "
I didn't care about him and went straight to class 2-3's classroom.
The first thing I saw was the class leader and the PE committee member discussing the flag raising ceremony.
Hmph, you still have the mood to care about the weekly flag raising ceremony? You still don't know there's a traitor in your family! You're about to be sold off by your brother!
When I passed by her, the class leader didn't even look at me. I don't know if she was still angry at me, or if she doesn't care about me.
Hmph, if you don't look at me, then I won't look at you. Anyway, I don't have a traitorous brother in my family.
Even if your brother doesn't sell you to me, he will sell you to someone else in the future. At that time, it's too late for you to regret it!
I sat in my seat and put down my backpack.
Xiao Qin walked into the classroom right behind me.
"Ah!!!!!"
Xiao Qin screamed, startling everyone in the classroom and making them look at her in bewilderment.
"Ye Lin classmate, why aren't you wearing matching outfits with me today!!"
I wore my school uniform today because it was required for Monday's flag raising ceremony.
Today, she was wearing a dark gray knee-length dress with thick black stockings, which was quite warm.
I feel like she chose to wear this to match the dark gray casual clothes I've been wearing for the past few days.
But since I wore my school uniform today, her wish was once again rejected.
Is that why she's making such a pitiful wail?
In order to not affect the neatness of the line, during the flag raising ceremony, those who aren't wearing the school uniform are arranged to stand at the back of the line.
I happen to be the tallest person in the class, so I always stand at the back of the line.
Like this, wouldn't Xiao Qin have to stand behind me and listen to the school leaders' lecture?
Hmph, I still haven't gotten even with you about brother Optimus Prime!
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