"No, I still need to take the box …"
Before I could finish my sentence, my body was involuntarily pulled out of the bedroom.
What yao art was this? Why does it feel like she's not using her strength to carry me, but rather subtly making me lose my balance and forcing me to walk on my own?
Every time I took a step, the change in my posture was immediately used by Xiao Qin. She guided me like flowing water. It was like I was dreaming as I walked step by step into the hall.
Fortunately, I was only wearing socks and the bathroom was filled with the sound of running water, so Auntie Ren did not hear what was happening outside.
But even if I was wearing thick-soled boots, I think Xiao Qin had the ability to reduce the force of my steps and make no sound at all.
Was this also a form of martial arts? How strange! It gave me goosebumps!
I heard that Auntie Ren comes from a martial arts family. When she came out to practice Sanda, she was criticized by some seniors in the martial arts world. They said that she didn't learn the exquisite martial arts passed down in her family and insisted on practicing Sanda, which was a disgrace to her ancestors.
Later, when Auntie Ren won the MMA world championship, the seniors were still dissatisfied. They said that Auntie Ren won because she learned a bit of martial arts passed down in her family. Also, the MMA champion was far from being number one in the world.
He didn't know which of the seniors who said this was the world's number one.
Come to think of it, what Xiao Qin just used was definitely not a move from Sanda. Is this the martial arts passed down in her family? How could it be so frightening with just a little bit of fur? Why didn't she use it on me when I was the Little Tyrant?
It wasn't hard to understand after thinking about it. At that time, I was below her in both height and stamina, so there was no need for her to use such a high-level skill against me.
He immediately fell into a deep sense of inferiority.
I don't know if I can beat her in berserker mode.
I don't have any reason to fight her … and even if I wanted to, she wouldn't use her full strength.
Bullying a girl who goes easy on me? I haven't fallen to that level yet.
Xiao Qin whispered in my ear as she pulled me along:
"Go to the door and put on your shoes. I'll bring the box out for you."
I was worried and said that I would go in and get it myself.
"Don't be stubborn, Ye Lin classmate, time is tight!"
You know that time is tight, yet you still ask me for a toll? Did you feel good after I stuffed my tongue into your mouth? Serves you right!
He began to savor the taste of Xiao Qin's lips.
Sure enough, I found my sneakers on the carpet in the foyer. I don't know when Xiao Qin found them and placed them here.
I was still a little hesitant to go back to my bedroom and get my suitcase.
Seeing the expression on my face, Xiao Qin said to me in a half swearing, half threatening tone:
"I will really take out the box! Let me tell you, Mom thinks it's just me and her at home, so she won't get dressed right after the shower! Ye Lin classmate, why are you dilly-dallying? Do you want to see my mother naked? "
Who wants to see Auntie Ren naked! You're imagining me to be too perverted! I was already embarrassed just listening to the sound of Auntie Ren bathing!
I had to blush and squat down to tie my shoelaces.
As she promised, Xiao Qin went back to the bedroom to get the suitcase. Maybe it was because I was anxious and nervous, but I think she took a long time.
Finally, Xiao Qin came out swaying with the box in her arms.
He walked very slowly and even made "Xiu Xiu Xiu" sounds to dub himself, as if the box was heavy.
Stop acting! Hurry up and give it to me!
"Ah!"
Xiao Qin's line of sight was blocked by the box and she tripped on the sofa leg. She fell on the sofa and the box also fell out of her hands.
My heart almost jumped out of my throat.
It's a fake fall! It's a live fake fall! It's even faker than Rooney and Ronaldo's fakes! Where's the referee, hurry up and blow the whistle for a red card!
"Xiao Qin, what's wrong?"
Auntie Ren's voice came from the bathroom.
"Wu ~ ~ ~ nothing, I tripped a bit …"
Xiao Qin raised her head from the sofa and answered her mother's question while sticking out her tongue to act cute.
I wanted to strangle her to death.
I'll ruthlessly strangle you and let you stick out your tongue as long as you want!
Fortunately, the seal was tight and the toys inside the box did not spill out.
Xiao Qin got up from the sofa, picked up the box and walked towards me while swaying.
"Xiu Xiu, Xiu Xiu ~"
Can you stop dubbing yourself! This box isn't heavy at all! Don't act like you're a dock porter, okay?! Even if you're a mover, you should be like Popeye!
Xiao Qin finally arrived in front of me and reluctantly handed the box to me.
"Ye Lin classmate, can I visit them in the future?"
You make it sound like the baby in the box is mine and hers.
"No! Bad people like you don't have visitation rights! Stop dreaming! "
Xiao Qin whimpered in her throat, like a kitten or puppy being bullied.
Since I was carrying a shoulder bag and holding the box with both hands, it was very inconvenient to open the door. I was also afraid that I was not familiar with Auntie Ren's door lock and would make too much noise.
Thus I ordered Xiao Qin to help me open the door.
Although she was very reluctant, she still gently opened the door and let me leave safely.
After I closed the door, Auntie Ren seemed to say something to Xiao Qin, but I did not hear it clearly.
There was no need to hear it clearly.
I was able to leave the tiger's den and rescue the hostage that was kidnapped for many years. I felt relaxed.
I walked between the lilac trees while thinking that Xiao Qin's performance today was pretty good, at least she let me get back brother Optimus Prime.
But this way, she no longer has any value and I won't be blackmailed by her anymore.
I couldn't help but hum the exciting opening song from Jet Li's "Pugilistic Heroes".
Guan Yunchang probably had the same feelings as me when he returned from killing Hua Xiong.
The light outside was already a bit dim, I really wasted a lot of time at Xiao Qin's house.
I suddenly thought, would Xiao Qin do something when she was helping me carry the box? Like taking brother Optimus Prime out by himself?
I shook my head again. Although Xiao Qin took a long time to carry the box, it was not long enough to open and reseal the box.
Also, if she tore the tape off the box, it would make a lot of noise, it would be impossible for me not to hear it.
Also, I still remember the weight of the box, it did not become lighter. When it shook, the friction between the robot and the foam was exactly the same.
Time to take the subway!
I tried my best to suppress the joy in my heart. I'm already 14 years old and I don't like robot toys anymore.
When I went through security, the security officer scanned my box and gave me a strange expression.
What's so strange about that! Is it strange for someone my age to carry a box of robot toys? I'm giving it to my younger brother or nephew!
The people on the platform were also rude to keep looking at my suitcase.
I hugged the box tightly to prevent my brother Optimus Prime from being taken away.
Now that I think about it, I'm only at the third part of the seven-part play "The Recovery of Cybertron" that I directed on the chessboard at home.
Should I let brother Optimus Prime and the others return and finish the seven-part play?
But wouldn't it be a bit childish? Although I still remember the rest of the plot …
After I sat on the subway, there were also a lot of people looking at my box, a couple even pointed at me and snickered.
What's so funny! Wait until your children see the "Cybertron Septuagint" I directed and see how much they imitate the plot every day, then you'll regret laughing at me today!
I returned home in bewilderment.
My dad was eating noodles. From the looks of it, he thought I wasn't coming back for dinner today.
To be honest, with this box of robots, I really didn't want to eat. All I could think about was how to finish the "Cybertron Septuagint" in my bedroom.
My dad must have seen the expression on my face.
My dad put down his chopsticks, rolled his eyes and swallowed the noodles in his mouth. He frowned and asked me:
"Xiao Lin? Why are you holding a box of sanitary napkins so happily? "
Sanitary, sanitary napkins!?
I turned the box around to take a look. The front of the box really wrote "Super large, leakproof, scientific protection, sleep in peace". There was also a huge diagram of a sanitary napkin, as if I was afraid people wouldn't know what was inside.
No wonder everyone on the street was looking at me!
No, that's not right! The first box that Xiao Qin gave me didn't have any sanitary napkins on it, it seemed to be instant noodles!
Did I let Xiao Qin change the prince for the raccoon?
I didn't answer my dad's question and rushed into my bedroom like a madman. I didn't even use a paper knife and tore off the tape on the box with my bare hands.
The box was filled with cushioning foam.
But brother Optimus Prime wasn't in the middle of the foam. Don't mention brother Optimus Prime, there wasn't even a toy robot.
The box was filled with photos of Xiao Qin, there were at least 20 of them.
Every photo was sealed in a wooden frame, the kind that was easy to place on the table.
It looked like they were taken in the last month. Every photo had a smile on their face and their eyes were filled with hope for a happy life.
My heart sank deeply.
Ah, what joy is there in life, what is the point of dying!
Xiao Qin, what are you trying to do? Just because you have a picture of me on your dresser, do you expect me to choose one of these and put it in my room?
If I put all 20 photos in my room, there would be 40 of these eyes staring at me and I wouldn't be able to sleep.
I was tricked again.
Not only did I not save brother Optimus Prime, but I was also forced to take 20 photos of Xiao Qin.
I don't know how to explain if my dad finds out.
I could only seal it again with tape and stuff it under the bed.
Xiao Qin is too hateful!
I will continue to bully her when I go to school! I will bully her until she cries!
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