In language class, the homeroom teacher, Teacher Guo, was slowly talking about "The Edge of the Universe". Based on his speed, it felt like he would explain this science textbook until the end of time.
I used my phone to read Xiao Qin's "Undercover Diary". Her writing style was almost the same as Diary Hero's "Record of Good People and Good Deeds".
[Day 1] Under Hu Xianyong's (Professor Bai's confidant) arrangements, Gong CaiCai and I sneaked into the Scientific Happiness Church's small class in Dong Shan city. Although it wasn't inside the Monarch Building, it was still a good start.
I wore the Diary Hero's hooded tracksuit, a pair of sunglasses, and tied my hair into a ponytail. That way, the idiots from the Scientific Happiness Church wouldn't be able to tell I was a girl.
"Gong CaiCai is my girl, I'm only accompanying her to the class to pass the time. No one else is allowed to talk to me!"
With this domineering declaration, the ignorant members of the church no longer dared to talk to me. The chances of me being exposed decreased a lot. I'm so smart ^ ω ^ [Day 2] Just like last time, Gong CaiCai was very nervous during the class. She kept asking me why I brought her here. Originally, I was going to use "my dad is a triad member" to scare her into silence, but then I thought: I'm the kindhearted female lead. Thus, I told Gong CaiCai that I needed her help to cure my androphobia. Coming to this class where no one knows my true identity is a medical act.
"So that's how it is. That means Xiao Qin classmate pretending to be my boyfriend is also a medical act? I'm happy to be able to help Xiao Qin classmate. Actually, the Law of Attraction from the Scientific Happiness Church does make some sense. Although I didn't use it to make my breasts smaller, it at least made me a bit more courageous … "
Gong CaiCai was really easily brainwashed by others. She already knew that the Scientific Bliss Sect was a cult, but after listening to Hu Xianyong's lectures on stage a few times, she began to pray and recite the Law of Attraction out of nowhere. No one knew what she was praying for.
[Day 3] When I went to Gong CaiCai's dorm to look for her, the class leader was there as well. Gong CaiCai told me that going to the Happiness Science School with me was just an act, and she was proud that it helped me cure my androphobia. Even the class leader couldn't stand it anymore. The class leader secretly told me not to put Gong CaiCai in danger, her tone was like she was Gong CaiCai's mother.
[Day 4] In order to gain more trust in the Church of Scientific Happiness, Hu Xianyong arranged for the two of us to speak one after another, explaining the great benefits that the Law of Attraction had brought to us.
The psychological pressure of giving a speech in public made Gong CaiCai bite her tongue several times. In the end, she stuttered as she explained how the Law of Attraction had emboldened her. Although it wasn't very convincing, the students still applauded her for the sake of the colored balls. How unfair!
Next, it was my turn to speak. I felt that a lion's poop was better than a bear's poop, so I took out a pen and paper and improvised an abstract drawing. I expressed that my drawing skills had greatly improved after listening to the Scientific Bliss Sect's lectures. Although the drawing was based on Professor Bai's pet tortoise, it covered the many years of vicissitudes in Dong Shan city. It was extremely artistic.
As a result, I posted this confident work on the blackboard for everyone to appreciate, but the students with low aesthetic standards couldn't understand my high-end art. Some of them even drew a cross in front of their chest to ward off evil spirits.
"Evil spirit possession! This kind of drawing is definitely not something a human could draw. "
"Help, I'm definitely going to have nightmares tonight!"
"The mantis in the middle of the drawing moved! It moved, right? Mommy, I'm so scared! "
As expected, art was prepared for the minority. Not only could the students not understand the deeper meaning of my drawing, but they also mistook the tortoise for a mantis, which made me very angry.
But thanks to their stupidity, I was suspected of being possessed by an evil spirit and alerted the experts in the Scientific Bliss Sect who are experts in 'exorcism'. I used this as an opportunity to sneak into the Monarch Building, congratulations.
【Day 5】 Although the class location was changed to the Monarch Building, the class was so boring, so boring … I really wish Ye Lin classmate was by my side.
I placed a lot of listening devices in the hallway between classes. The quality of the listening devices that the shoe repair uncle gave me was top-notch, I hope I can get some useful information.
【Day 6】 I brushed past Love Fries near the elevator. Because I was dressed like a boy, she didn't recognize me. What a close shave.
But Gong CaiCai was discovered by Love Fries. Hu Xianyong quickly came over to cover up and said that Gong CaiCai was an old member from two years ago and she was only back for class.
Love Fries didn't make things difficult for Gong CaiCai, she even touched her face and praised her for being cute. Then she asked her: "What do you think of my Ye Lin?" Gong CaiCai blushed and couldn't speak.
How useless! If I was the one being asked, I would immediately say: "I like Ye Lin classmate the most! Ye Lin is mine, no one can take him away! "
【Day 7】 In order to prevent a surprise attack from Love Fries, I only let Gong CaiCai go to the class in the Monarch Building.
"Didn't you say we were acting to cure her androphobia? What's the meaning of letting me go alone if she's not coming? "
I said to Gong CaiCai: Not only does my androphobia need to be cured, but her naivety also needs to be cured. Letting her go alone will help her understand the dangers of society.
"The class leader is worried that you'll be tricked in the future, Zhuang Ni is also worried that you'll be tricked in the future. So be a good girl and let me put a listening device on you. Once you come back, I'll help you analyze which people are trying to trick you."
Gong CaiCai went to the class alone. There were a lot of men who tried to talk to her. Most of them were badmouthing her boyfriend (which was me). There was also the most shameless one who pestered Gong CaiCai and insisted on sending her home. I gave that guy a good beating after we left the Monarch Building.
"Do you understand now?" I stepped on the rotten meat under my feet and said to Gong CaiCai, "Most men are like this. When they see you're pretty and slow-witted, they'll definitely think you're easy to get! You have to be more careful! "
Gong CaiCai was really strange. She acted like she was grateful after being scolded by me and treated me to McDonald's for dinner. I originally wanted to sit and wait for her to bring out the food, but I had no choice but to help her after I saw how clumsy she was and how she could fall and knock over the food.
During dinner, Gong CaiCai seemed to idolize me and kept saying things like "Xiao Qin classmate, you're amazing". I unknowingly felt like I became more handsome.
Since I was wearing men's clothing, most of the male students in the fast food restaurant were jealous of me. In order to piss them off, I purposely acted intimate with Gong CaiCai and it felt surprisingly good!
[Day 8] The Wahaha Kvass that Winnie gave me last night actually contained a small amount of alcohol. My alcohol tolerance is getting worse and worse after interacting with BWK. I feel dizzy and although I'm not drunk, my perspective of things has subtly changed.
For example, when I went to class with Gong CaiCai at the Monarch Building, I felt that Gong CaiCai was even more attractive than before. I was only playing when I pretended to be her boyfriend before, but today I enjoyed the feeling of hugging her tightly and even pretended to accidentally take advantage of her.
Alcohol is a terrible thing, don't ever touch it again. Since I was under the influence of alcohol, I didn't accomplish anything in this undercover operation — — my focus was completely on Gong CaiCai.
(As expected, the soul of the Little Tyrant still exists! Xiao Qin developed protective feelings towards Gong CaiCai after she came into contact with alcohol, which means Gong CaiCai is also the type that the Little Tyrant likes!) (Combined with what Xiao Qin did to the class leader on Angel Island, the Little Tyrant is a shameless and daring harem activist! You even said you wanted to help Gong CaiCai recognize a scumbag? You're a scumbag who wants to have a foot in both boats!) [Day 9] After the alcohol was completely expelled from my body, I didn't think Gong CaiCai was as cute as she was yesterday. Since she had a family gathering, I went to the Science of Happiness class by myself.
After the class, I saw Love Fries' car in the parking lot. I wanted to secretly install a listening device, but I was discovered by Love Fries' bodyguards.
"Ha, isn't this my son's childhood sweetheart? You're really mischievous. To give you a warning, I'll force this medicine down your throat! "
Thus, I was forced by Love Fries to take the medicine that would kill me if I don't have a child with Ye Lin classmate within a year. Love Fries is too vicious! I'm still a high school student! But Ah Lin will probably save me, right? As long as we work a bit harder, we can still have a child in a year, right?
"Stop bullshitting!" I slammed the table when I read up to this point and it made the teacher tremble.
"Ye Lin, don't get too excited." The teacher looked at the writing on the blackboard, "I know your knowledge of the universe is better than mine, did I say something wrong?"
I apologised to the teacher, then I whispered to Xiao Qin on my right:
"Your diary on day 9 is bullshit, right? Why would Ai ShuQiao force that kind of medicine down your throat? Did you really meet her? What did she say to you? "
Xiao Qin made a face as if her lie had been exposed and made a cute face.
"Um … I did meet Love Fries. She's pretty nice to me, she said I'm a good match with Ye Lin classmate, and she asked if I wanted to be her daughter-in-law …"
Hey! Ai ShuQiao, how many daughter-in-laws do you want? Can't you talk about something new when you meet my classmate?
"Although I know Love Fries wasn't telling the truth, I'm still pretty happy that she asked. Ah Lin might be interested in the following information. Love Fries told me she has a way to make Ah Lin only love me. If I help her, she'll share the ultimate version of BWK with me … "
I immediately became serious: "Did she mention the effects of the ultimate version of BWK? Also, how long does it last? "
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