Since the heating in the dorms is very warm, you can always wear summer clothes when you stay in the dorms. Zhuang Ni relies on this to wear thin silk stockings every day, and Shu Zhe also relies on this to dare to go topless.
"Are you crazy?!" I looked at Shu Zhe's smooth and white back and said, "It's fine if you're topless when you're washing up, or if you're topless when you're practicing dumbbells, but now you're also topless when you're doing homework?"
Shu Zhe's English composition flowed smoothly from the tip of his gel pen. He was like a rebellious child who hated his parents.
"It's too hot in the room, I'm willing to wear this! Bro Ye Lin, didn't you always wear a pair of boxers and do push-ups on the floor? Did I ever control you before? Since I didn't, why are you controlling me now? "
I thought to myself: That's because there's no jelly-like thing swinging around when I do push-ups! But Shu Zhe used his sister's' fairness' to squeeze me, and I couldn't think of a way to refute it.
"Then … aren't you afraid someone will suddenly come in and see you like this?"
Shu Zhe glanced at the dorm door on the right.
"The heating is usually hottest at night, I also only take off my clothes at night. It's almost time to sleep, who would casually drop by? The front door is always locked, so I can react in time even if someone knocks. "
I heard that there are "topless bars" in the decadent bourgeois world, where the waitresses don't wear shirts. Now, Dorm 222 has become a "topless trap dorm".
"Are you angry with me?" I tried to reason with Shu Zhe, "Are you trying to mentally attack me by openly exposing your upper body every day?"
Shu Zhe continued to write his English homework without stopping.
"Bro Ye Lin, your words are strange. You're a man, and I'm also a man. You expose your chest muscles far more than me, but I didn't say I was mentally attacked by you. Why would you say you were mentally attacked by me?"
"That's because you don't have chest muscles!" I said angrily, "How can I concentrate on other things when you're waving two balls in front of me!"
Shu Zhe raised his head slightly, pleased with himself. The tip of his pen touched the bottom of his lips.
"Didn't Brother Ye Lin say that you don't see me as a woman? I only have a little more fat on my chest, so there shouldn't be any difference between me and Eunuch Cao, right? Is it because I'm a little fat that I can't bare my upper body in front of you? "
"You'd better cover it up," I said. "It's still not proper —"
"How is it inappropriate?" Shu Zhe retorted, "Brother Ye Lin, didn't you say it was perverted for me to cross-dress? Then how am I supposed to cover my chest? Put on a bra? Wouldn't that be even more perverse? Also, I don't want to use the corset in the dormitory anymore. It's so tight that it makes my breathing uncomfortable. "
"It's fine to wear a shirt!" I roared, "If you continue to be so stubborn, I'm going to spank you!"
"Go ahead and fight!" Shu Zhe put on a fearless expression, "It doesn't matter if I made a mistake or not, you'll only use violence against me … Also, don't you think you're the pervert? Why do you have to push me down on the bed and spank my butt? Why do you have to gag me sometimes? Did you do that to Eunuch Cao? Did you do that to the Five Tiger Punishment Squad? When you hit me, you felt a special pleasure in your heart, didn't you? "
"Bullshit!" I slapped my thigh loudly, "I hit your butt because I'm worried I'll break you if I hit somewhere else! The gluteus maximus is the largest human muscle. It's common knowledge in anatomy, and it's also a truth that parents in China have verified for thousands of years! I'm blocking your mouth to prevent you from making a sound! Don't you know how annoying it is to unconsciously make a false feminine sound? "
"I didn't do anything wrong today." Shu Zhe said stubbornly, "I was obediently sitting at my desk and doing my English homework. If you want to hit me because I'm topless, then I can't resist, so it's up to you."
Normally, I wouldn't even spare Shu Zhe when he begs me, but now that he's not afraid, I actually feel bad hitting him.
There was another reason why Shu Zhe dared to be so stubborn with me: When he was talking to me, he realized that I didn't want him to confront Shu Sha about the trap. It seems that Shu Sha didn't understand the whole picture.
The reason why I told Shu Zhe to "de-cross-dress" was because I received two text messages from the "virtual class leader". The twists and turns in between are too complicated to explain, and I don't want Shu Zhe to know too much.
Although I was met with Shu Zhe's retaliation, I think it's a good start overall. At least Shu Zhe doesn't cross-dress in front of me anymore. Under my supervision, even if his movements aren't standard, he can still maintain simple muscle training every day.
Of course, in order to express his dissatisfaction with me, Shu Zhe basically keeps his "topless state" when we're alone in the dorm, and it bothers me as a fitness instructor.
Once when I went to Xiao Qin's dorm to find her, I just happened to see her roommate, Xiong YaoYue, doing squats while wearing thin sportswear. That level of breast shaking already makes me blush, let alone Shu Zhe's topless state.
What's even worse is that Shu Zhe not only plays on the computer with his topless state, but he also downloaded an AV and played it in the dorm! He's never done this before! The silhouette of Shu Zhe sitting on a chair and watching an AV looks like a girl!
"That's enough!" I sat cross-legged on the bed and protested, "What are you trying to do? Are you trying to seduce me? "
"What are you talking about?" Shu Zhe doesn't show any ugly expression when watching an AV. He only blushes as if he drank alcohol.
"I'm a man in the middle of puberty, is it unnatural to watch AV? Do you dare say you haven't watched it yourself, and you haven't watched it with other boys? "
I was left speechless by Shu Zhe's question. In a dorm with computers, if the boys don't watch Teacher Sora Aoi's physiology class, then it's definitely a sign of not wanting to learn.
However, watching AV with other boys doesn't trigger the danger of being gay, but watching AV with Shu Zhe is different — — this guy is a top quality trap, he's prettier than the female lead in the AV even without makeup!
Especially when Shu Zhe is watching AV, his perspective is different from the average person. Men like us definitely assume the identity of an actor, but Shu Zhe seems to put himself in the identity of an actress. He imagines wave after wave of waves surging and rolling on his soft body, thus dyeing his face with a more attractive pink color than any cosmetics.
I know I can't stare at Shu Zhe anymore. If I keep staring, my soul will be harvested by Lucifer.
"You have to wear headphones when watching AV in the dorm!" I announced a new rule, "Otherwise, someone will think I'm watching it when they pass by!"
In summary, Shu Zhe's "non-violent and non-cooperative movement" has caused me to have a bit of a nervous breakdown. I have nowhere to vent my evil fire, and the number of dreams at night has also increased.
On Thursday morning, I was still not fully awake when my smartwatch alarm rang. After I sat up in bed, I awkwardly found myself in a state of support.
Shu Zhe, who was on the opposite bed, was quietly putting on his clothes. From time to time, he would show his white waist to me.
"Brother Ye Lin, did you have a wet dream last night?" Shu Zhe said to me with a bit of pride, "And you even talked in your sleep, it seems like my sister was the female lead!"
"What? That happened? "I turned my head towards Shu Zhe vigilantly. The female lead has always been Xiao Qin in my wet dreams, why did it change to the class leader last night? But why don't I remember any of the plot?
Shu Zhe said while getting off the bed: "It's fine if you fantasize about my sister, but why did you call my name in your dream? You also seemed to want us to 'get closer', what kind of dream were you having? Isn't that too vulgar? Don't tell me you're still dreaming of having a threesome with us? "
Who would play such a perverted game! "Threesome" is already shameless enough, if I play "Threesome", wouldn't I become a pervert among perverts!?
It doesn't even make sense! Let's not talk about Shu Zhe for now, would the Justice Devil listen to me if I told the class leader to 'get closer' to my brother? How could the class leader agree to participate in such a dissolute and shameless game? That's probably the effect of the ultimate BWK!
I didn't really trust Shu Zhe's one-sided words, I felt like he was deliberately trying to make me waver, but he actually took out a phone recording as evidence.
Not all of the dream talk could be heard clearly, but there were two parts that I could barely make out.
"… Get closer, are you ready? Class leader, you're on the left, Shu Zhe is on the right, the two of you have to cooperate! "
"Haha, class leader, your hair is tickling my thighs, and it seems like your technique is worse than Shu Zhe's … that won't do! Go to the side and watch for a while, and learn from Shu Zhe! "
Damn! What a terrible dream! Although it's worth congratulating Xiao Qin for leaving the wet dream, why did you come in and join in the fun, Shu Zhe? It's all because you don't wear a shirt in the dorm every day! It's all because you watch AVs!
At the end of the recording, I suddenly let out a scream in my sleep and gasped for breath:
"Xiao Qin, listen to me! I don't know how it started … don't raise old man Ren's Longquan sword! Stop! Stop! "
No matter how I tried to recall, I couldn't remember what happened at the end of the dream. But judging from the recording, it was probably Xiao Qin who discovered my lewd behavior, so she raised her sword and ended it all.
"Only I can appear in Ye Lin classmate's wet dream! Everyone else must die!! "
Since Dr. Yu popularized the concept of "Dream-shadow" not long ago, I thought to myself: Xiao Qin's Dream-shadow probably came with this idea, then she achieved a double or triple kill in my wet dream.
I asked Shu Zhe to delete the recordings, and he agreed indifferently. I didn't ask him if he kept a backup. Anyway, I had Shu Zhe's nude photos in junior high school, so we could reach a dynamic balance of threats.
I bumped into Xiao Qin on the way to the campus cafeteria for breakfast. I felt a bit guilty because of last night's dream.
"Ah Lin doesn't seem to be in a good mood!" Xiao Qin picked up her phone and sent me a text file, "Do you want to see the first-hand record of me taking Gong CaiCai undercover in the Happy Science Cult? I wrote it in detail, Ah Lin might be interested! "
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