Uncle Long my ass! I know you only have one eye and your eyesight isn't good, but you can't just call the wrong number just because I called you yesterday! Who's the 'Crippled Wolf'! Who's going to help you dump the corpse at the docks!
Also, the triad hitman you're trying to contact has to be called 'Crippled Wolf' of all people! Did he want to play mahjong with the Dragon, Tiger, and Leopard trio? Are you guys a mafia or a zoo!
Now I'm being ridiculed by Zhuang Ni because I was called 'Crippled Wolf'! The worst part is that Zhuang Ni actually noticed that I do have a limp under certain circumstances! Why would she study me for no reason!
Ever since I watched Chow Yun Fat's' True Colors of Heroes', I idolized Xiao Ma in the movie. So from then on, whenever I had to play a lone hero, I would always imitate Xiao Ma's footsteps. Over time, I developed a habit of pretending to be limp and it caused the soles of my right shoe to wear out faster than my left.
"It's a wrong number." I tried my best to remain calm, "Also, I'm not limp at all. I only pretend to be limp before fighting to make them lower their guard!"
I pulled Gong CaiCai to sit on the two empty seats as I spoke. But Zhuang Ni obviously didn't want to sit next to me, so she moved a seat and let Gong CaiCai sit between us.
"So it was a wrong number." Gong CaiCai let out a long sigh of relief after sitting down, "I also don't think you would seal someone in cement …"
"That's not necessarily true." I looked over Gong CaiCai's head and glanced at Zhuang Ni, "If a certain person makes me angry over and over again, I might actually seal her in a barrel of gasoline one day and throw her into DongShan Lake to feed the turtles."
Zhuang Ni stared back at me without showing any weakness, "If you dare do that, the class leader will make you severely punished by the law!"
"Is that so?" I made a threatening sound with my knuckles. "Maybe someone has a special hobby and feels comfortable suffocating in the cement. They might even thank me in the afterlife!"
"You …" Zhuang Ni, whose sore spot was poked, couldn't find the right words to refute. Perhaps Xiao Yin's speculation was true. Zhuang Ni was indeed addicted to the dangerous suffocating pleasure and couldn't extricate herself.
Since suffocating games kill hundreds of people around the world every year, I couldn't help but beat around the bush. I hoped that Zhuang Ni would pay attention to her safety, and especially not bring Gong CaiCai into this dangerous area.
"You should go home after the Flower Festival. Don't stay outside. Last time, Zhuang Ni lied to you by saying that massage can shrink your breasts. I don't know what she's going to do this time. In short, if she tells you that it's comfortable to pinch your neck, don't believe her!"
Gong CaiCai blushed and lowered her head in embarrassment when she heard the word "massage". Then she showed a surprised expression when I said "choke".
"How can strangling your neck be comfortable? You won't be able to breathe if you choke me, right? I heard that Yang Guifei was strangled to death by Gao Lishi, how pitiful … "
Um, Yang Guifei wasn't strangled to death, she was strangled to death by white silk. But with the emergence of historians, the mystery of Yang Guifei's death became more and more controversial. Recently, there was another theory that Yang Guifei didn't die in Mawei, but went east to Japan. She lived in a village called Kujin, which is located in the current Yamaguchi prefecture. The Japanese actress Yamaguchi Ayumi was from this place and once claimed to be a descendant of Yang Guifei — — Loud Mouth also claimed to be a descendant of Yang Guifei.
Zhuang Ni's expression was unnatural when she heard me warn Gong CaiCai about how it's not comfortable to be strangled. This was the effect I wanted to achieve.
Soon, I arrived at my stop. After saying goodbye to Gong CaiCai, I purposely moved my mouth closer to Zhuang Ni's ear and lowered my voice:
"I know your little secret … It's fine if you play by yourself, but if you bring Gong CaiCai along, I'll tell your secret to the class leader! At that time, not only will the class leader hate you, she'll also tell Gong CaiCai not to get close to you! "
Actually, with the class leader's personality, if she knew Zhuang Ni was playing a dangerous game, she might actually try her best to help Zhuang Ni correct it. But since I was threatening her, it was better to make the consequences more serious.
Zhuang Ni's face flashed with panic and anger. She glared at me fiercely, but didn't say anything.
According to my observations, Zhuang Ni didn't teach Gong CaiCai to strangle her neck. I'm not sure if she didn't plan on playing with others, or if she felt threatened by me and felt it was better not to let the class leader know, so she restrained herself.
After leaving the subway station, the scorching sun in the sky was covered by half a cloud. The heat on the streets decreased a bit. I stuck my hands in my pockets and hummed the theme song of 'Drunken Fist' as I walked towards the Red Building North Street district.
But after a few steps, I saw a long-haired beauty wearing navy blue skinny jeans, a denim vest, and a parasol.
From her back, her clothes were simple and elegant. The colors she chose were simple and pure. Although she didn't emphasize her sexiness, she still attracted a lot of men's gazes due to her enchanting curves and bright temperament.
Actually, this beauty was quite tall, but compared to my 181cm height, she was still half a head shorter.
I'm definitely not a stalker like in a Japanese H cartoon, but I admit that this little beauty's back attracted me. For men, there's a common law of backs in science and engineering schools: Every girl you see is always so beautiful from the back, but when you're driven by curiosity and want to see her true face, 95% of people will regret it.
In any case, men, even if they read novels and saw simple words like "young girl" and "young girl", they would still think that she was a beauty in their hearts, not to mention words like "beautiful girl" that were so destructive.
The figure not far away displayed the law of backs to the extreme. It made people feel like they wouldn't regret it even if they walked up to the front to see her face.
I slowed down my footsteps and followed behind the beauty about ten meters away. I wanted to know where she was going and if she was going in the same direction as me.
It's not like I turned from a 'Metal Blood Lone Wolf' to a 'Lame Wolf', or even a 'Pervert'. It's just that I thought this beauty looked a bit like the class leader.
But it was a bit off.
First of all, even though the beauty was wearing the same jeans the class leader usually wears, she was wearing a pair of black leather shoes. I don't know if the class leader likes high heels in private, but she probably wouldn't wear them in public.
Secondly, the beauty with her back was holding a parasol. The class leader does pick a shady place to walk in during the summer, but I've never seen her hold a parasol before. The class leader seems to think holding a parasol is too delicate, and it's not suitable for a future criminal police officer.
Moreover, when I was tailing her, I seemed to notice that she had a pair of black glasses on her ears. She was probably wearing a pair of sunglasses. The class leader has never worn sunglasses. Not only that, she even criticized male students who wore sunglasses to school to act cool. She said that wearing sunglasses would affect their eyesight.
Combining the above three points, the beauty might look like the class leader, but it shouldn't be the class leader, right? But the Xicheng district is only so big, what are the chances of meeting someone who looks like the class leader?
My heart suddenly trembled and I thought: Could it be Shu Zhe pretending to be his sister? In the past two years, Shu Zhe has also grown a lot taller. He should be at 166cm, far surpassing Xiao Qin who used to be on the same level as him (Xiao Qin's height was an awkward 159.9). As long as he wore high heels or high heels, he would be able to make up for the difference in height.
If this beauty was really Shu Zhe, then it would be too much of a scam! I stared at his butt and thighs wrapped in jeans for a long time out of male instinct! It seems like I even swallowed my saliva because of the dry weather or sunspots!
The more I thought about it, the more I felt like the person in front of me was Shu Zhe. The more I thought about it, the angrier I got. I couldn't help but quicken my steps. I planned to expose his disguise and teach him a lesson.
But when I got closer, I realized that it didn't seem like Shu Zhe at all.
— — The umbrella in the beauty's hand wasn't a real umbrella that could block out UV rays, it was just a normal umbrella.
Because Ai Mi was allergic to UV rays, she had a lot of expensive umbrellas that could block out UV rays. I also learned a little bit about the difference between a normal umbrella and a normal umbrella when I was holding an umbrella for her.
If it was Shu Zhe who pursued the principle of 'don't buy the best, only buy the most expensive', he probably wouldn't use a normal umbrella to pass off as a parasol. Wouldn't that lower his value?
Hard work, plain living, making the best use of everything, that's pretty much the class leader's style. But since the class leader never used a parasol before, why would she use a normal umbrella to hold up a facade? A normal umbrella's ability to block UV rays is very limited! If you're afraid of getting tanned like Winnie, you can just put more sunscreen on your skin! If you don't have any, your brother has plenty!
I quietly followed her for a while with doubts in my heart, and I felt that it was more likely that the beauty was the class leader.
She walked and stopped, and sometimes she even took out her phone to compare. It seemed like she was a police investigating a case and searching for clues of a criminal.
The umbrella that couldn't block the sun was pressed very low, as if she wanted to use it to cover her face and not expose her tracks.
Eh? Is the class leader acting as a detective? Are you wearing different clothes to confuse the other party? But who is the other party? For what reason did you sneakily gather evidence near our house?!
Holding an umbrella isn't enough, you also have to wear sunglasses to hide your identity. If your appearance was a bit more mature, passersby would suspect that you're looking for evidence of your husband cheating!
Maybe it was because the class leader was too immersed in her role as a detective, plus the sunglasses and umbrella blocked her vision, so she didn't notice me quietly following not far away.
I noticed that the class leader's gaze was on a telephone pole at the intersection. There were still black bloodstains on it, it was the place where the cat demon abused and hung the kitten a few days ago.
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