"Let go of me! Do you want to die! "
Zhuang Ni used all her strength to push me. Not only did she not appreciate me for preventing her from falling, but she was also very angry.
She wore a long black dress and she always wore gloves when riding the subway. Today's gloves were a pair of thin, disposable white gloves. Even if they were disposable and used to isolate objects that come into contact with men, they still had a sense of beauty — — this is probably the modesty of a lesbian lover, right?
To be honest, I didn't have to use my right arm to tightly hug Zhuang Ni to take advantage of her. Gong CaiCai on the other side was much more docile and soft.
However, after the subway came to an emergency stop, it suddenly started again. It caused the passengers on the train to sway left and right. Some people even started cursing.
"The driver must have taken the wrong medicine!"
If I let go now, Zhuang Ni would fall backwards. It's not a joke to hit the back of her head on the ground. So I steeled my heart and not only did I ignore Zhuang Ni's resistance, I used my biceps and roughly clamped Zhuang Ni in the crook of my arm to at least let her get through this special period.
"Let go … let go of me …" Zhuang Ni was a bit out of breath and her resistance clearly weakened.
I remembered what my dad told me at the dinner table. In ancient Europe, it was popular for women to wear tight-fitting clothes made of whale bones. In order to accentuate their breasts, the waist would be very, very thin. It was even more dangerous than the foot binding in China because it would deform the internal organs. At that time, noble ladies carried smelling salts on them to prevent their companions from fainting because they were wearing tight-fitting clothes.
In other words, the strong pressure on the waist would also hinder breathing. It would cause Victorian British women to faint at the slightest movement. It also caused Zhuang Ni to slightly suffocate in the crook of my arm.
Zhuang Ni's body trembled and her hair shook. She finally stayed still in my arms for a while and it allowed us to get through the dangerous period of the subway speeding up again.
After the subway stabilized and stopped at the next station, I immediately let go of Zhuang Ni. Gong CaiCai was careful not to lean on me to maintain balance. She found a steel railing and politely thanked me:
"I'm sorry, it's all because we didn't stand properly. It's all thanks to Ye Lin classmate, otherwise we would have fallen …"
"Ye Lin classmate always does good things without telling others. I don't think Ye Lin classmate is a naked demon … right?"
The reason why Gong CaiCai wasn't completely sure was because I had recently exposed myself in front of her once. Gong CaiCai, who was as pure as a piece of white paper, was probably a terrifying memory that she would never be able to forget.
When she left my body, Gong CaiCai's chest unconsciously rubbed against mine. I couldn't help but feel a ripple in my heart. I was still immersed in that wonderful feeling — — it was a bit embarrassing.
What made me feel strange was that Zhuang Ni didn't immediately jump away from my side even though I had already let go of her. Her rapid breathing seemed to indicate that she had just used up a lot of energy, and her expression was even more eye-catching.
His face was pale, and there was only a little bit of red on his lips. His black eyeballs had also begun to roll upwards, revealing the whites of his eyes. He looked like a fish that had been dragged ashore, or more like someone who had just been cruelly hanged.
Did I use that much strength? Did I almost choke Zhuang Ni to death?
In all fairness, if it was Gong CaiCai, the class leader, or even Xiong YaoYue, I wouldn't have used that much strength. I didn't feel any pity for Zhuang Ni, who had tried to harm me many times.
That's why I ignored Zhuang Ni's weak constitution. She might not have a weak constitution, but she was often in a sub-healthy state (Stomach and duodenal ulcers don't heal all year round, and they can use it to vomit blood). I used too much strength just now, so she lacked oxygen and blood to her brain.
Seeing that Zhuang Ni was swaying and couldn't stand steadily, I quickly grabbed her hand and said to the passengers on the seats: "This girl's body isn't good, can anyone give her a seat?"
It just so happened that someone was getting off at this stop, so the people on both sides of the empty seats made a 'sit here' gesture. Gong CaiCai and I arranged Zhuang Ni on the empty seat.
Zhuang Ni recovered her senses after leaning against the back of the seat and taking a deep breath. She was shocked to realize she was sitting on a bench. She immediately looked left and right, and only reluctantly accepted her new position when she saw the passengers on both sides were female.
"CaiCai … did you help me over?" Zhuang Ni stared at Gong CaiCai and asked.
Gong CaiCai naturally didn't know how to lie, so she replied because she was afraid Zhuang Ni would get angry: "Yes … Ye Lin classmate helped to help you over. You didn't look too good, so we were afraid you would faint."
Zhuang Ni snorted and used her white gloves to wipe off the dust on her clothes as if she wanted to erase the traces of me helping her.
The passengers on both sides also didn't understand Zhuang Ni's strange attitude and looked at us with curious and puzzled gazes.
For the first time, Gong CaiCai broke the ice between us:
"Ye Lin classmate, Zhuang Ni classmate and I were planning on going to the cultural park to visit the International Flower Festival. Zhuang Ni classmate knows I like plants, and I haven't been in a good mood lately …"
Gong CaiCai stopped halfway through. Half of the reason she was in a bad mood was because she misunderstood me, and the other half was because she unknowingly ate her favorite bunny.
"The cultural park?" I asked, "The one in Xicheng District? The one next to Thousand Crane Girls School? "
When Xiao Qin was the big sister at Thousand Crane Girls School, she mistook Niu ShiLi for me and sent him to the hospital with a flurry of punches. For Niu ShiLi, Xiao Qin, and even me, the cultural park has a special meaning.
"Yeah." Gong CaiCai nodded, "That's the cultural park. I heard there will be a lot of rare plants on display in the park. There will also be a 5 kilometer long flower avenue outside the main entrance of the park. I'm looking forward to it."
Gong CaiCai's eyes were filled with a dreamy color when she talked about her hobbies, as if she had already arrived at the fairy tale kingdom.
Zhuang Ni, who specialized in destroying freshness, casually said: "Flowers are only the genitals of plants. A 5 kilometer long genital avenue makes me feel a bit nauseous, if it wasn't to accompany you …"
Gong CaiCai's face that was previously radiant immediately became sullen.
"Zhuang Ni classmate, how can you say that? Other than being reincarnated as a scallop, my dream was to live in a wonderland surrounded by flowers. Now both of my dreams are gone. "
Winnie was the one who destroyed my dream of reincarnating as a scallop, she said at the time: "Don't you have claustrophobia? If you become a scallop, wouldn't you get sick once you close the shell? "
As for the wonderland surrounded by flowers, after Zhuang Ni's natural science, the flowers became genitals and it did ruin the atmosphere.
I couldn't help but put on a stern face and scolded Zhuang Ni: "It's fine to use your poisonous tongue on other people, but don't use it on Gong CaiCai. Gong CaiCai is such a weak girl, don't you feel guilty bullying her? "
Gong CaiCai blushed as she received my protection. She stood silently behind me.
"I'm always good to Cai Cai when I'm alone with her." Zhuang Ni placed her hands on her knees and said, "It's just that I met an animal like you today, so I'm in a bad mood and can't control my tongue."
It's said that a joker's train of thought is unpredictable, even Xiao Yin can't perfectly imitate Xiong YaoYue.
I realized I was also a bit of a joker. As soon as I heard Zhuang Ni talk about tongues, I immediately thought of the idiom 'a brilliant tongue like a flower', then I immediately thought of 'a brilliant pen like a flower'.
Thus I asked: "Zhuang Ni, did Loud Mouth return the fountain pen you threw on the subway last time?"
Zhuang Ni moved her gaze away from me with contempt, "The fountain pen that was contaminated by you can no longer be used. I threw it into the school's incinerator and gave it the ending it deserved."
That was a pretty good gold-plated pen. Due to my dad's influence, I treasured stationery a lot, so I felt it was too wasteful for Zhuang Ni to do that.
"Is there a point? Avoid anything that a man has touched … Can you avoid it? Don't use Edison's light bulb if you have the ability! Don't use Carothers' nylon if you have the ability? Don't you like to wear stockings? But nylon was invented by men! "
Gong CaiCai revealed a surprised expression. Her expression was easy to read. She must be admiring my profound knowledge for actually knowing the name of the inventor of nylon.
I was also surprised when I said the truth because the inventor of nylon was the American chemist Carothers. I didn't read about it in real life, but I remembered it in my dreams while listening to Xiao Yin read.
Is knowledge in dreams also knowledge? Unfortunately, it's useless knowledge. Xiao Yin, wouldn't it be better if you made me memorize English words in my dreams!
However, Zhuang Ni, who didn't experience reincarnation, still had an overwhelming advantage over me in terms of knowledge. She said coldly:
"Edison died of uremia, and Carothers committed suicide by drinking cyanide. They both died because they were ashamed of their male identities. When do you plan on dying?"
"Nonsense! Edison only died when he was over 80 years old! He wasn't ashamed because he was a man! Don't think you can lie to me just because I didn't study much! You're the one lying to yourself! "
At this time, my smartwatch suddenly vibrated. Since I didn't have a bluetooth headset and the subway was noisy, I turned on the hands-free function.
It turned out that the call was from Uncle Long. What was even worse was that he called the wrong number. This call might have been to a hitman from the Triad.
"Lame Wolf, hurry up and throw the traitor you sealed in the cement into the ocean today, or else he'll start to stink in a few days! Also, that profiteer from Shenzhen who dared to sell us fake goods … "
I quickly hung up the phone, but it was too late. At least the passengers on both sides of Zhuang Ni completely misunderstood. My panicked expression when I hung up the phone was misunderstood as a guilty conscience. They hurriedly stood up and pretended to get off at the next stop and distanced themselves from me, an executioner who kills without batting an eye.
Gong CaiCai was also terrified. Only Zhuang Ni covered her mouth and laughed. She mocked me: "Lame Wolf? This new nickname of yours is really fitting! Did they finally realize that you sometimes walk like a cripple? "
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