Lin Tian was a little speechless. He wanted him to carry this short wooden sword in and out, right? This really made him feel stupid.
Little Muddle Immortal: "Alright, alright, alright. Stop talking. Can I return it?" After all, this was too stupid.
Master Zhang: "Return it?"
Little Muddle Immortal: "Yes, yes."
Master Zhang: "I didn't set up a no-reason return, so you can't return this item."
Fine!
You win!
You just wait and see!
Lin Tian cursed inwardly. Since he had already bought it, he should at least let him see what it was.
After extracting it, an exquisite peach wood sword was reflected in front of his eyes.
Lin Tian was about to touch it, but he was electrocuted by a barrier of the peach wood sword.
"Hiss!" Lin Tian bit his painful finger. Damn it, why did he get electrocuted?
There was also a description. Lin Tian opened it. "This exorcism sword is only limited to the Exalted Immortal level."
Pfft!
Lin Tian vomited blood!
Master Zhang, f * ck you!
What was the difference between this and buying a poker?!
No, no, he had to return it!
Little Muddle Immortal: "Master Zhang, I can't use this treasure of yours."
Master Zhang: "Why???"
Little Muddle Immortal: "The higher-ups said that only Exalted Immortals can use it. I'm for mortals."
Master Zhang: "Erm, why?"
Little Muddle Immortal: "Master Zhang, you don't know. My cultivation has been sealed, so I'm no different from a mortal."
Master Zhang: "Brother, why are you so unlucky? Alright, this mini peach wood sword can also be used by mortals. It's just that some mortals can't use some of its functions. However, if you're only using it to exorcise ghosts, it's enough."
If it really doesn't work, it's also a good choice for you to use it to repel mosquitoes.
Repel mosquitoes???
Lin Tian cursed in his heart. I didn't spend so much money just to buy a peach wood sword to repel mosquitoes! mmp！
Little Muddle Immortal: "Really? Heavenly Master, you can't lie to me. You're an angel … "
Celestial Master Zhang: "Why would I lie to you? My shop still needs to get good reviews. I can't possibly do anything to my own signboard, right? If it doesn't work, I'll specially make a set of exorcism swords for mortals. What do you think?"
Little Confused Immortal: "Of course, O98K."
Lin Tian exited the chat and clicked to extract.
Do you want to withdraw the Mini Peach Wood Sword?
Yes.
Now that his roommates were all asleep, it was a good time to try out this mini peach wood sword.
The extraction was successful. A palm-sized peach wood sword lay in Lin Tian's palm.
That's it?
A crudely made wooden sword, the kind used to burn firewood at the village entrance, and it even gave me three eye piercings?
What a scam!
Little Silly Deity: "Celestial Master Zhang! Celestial Master Zhang! Celestial Master Zhang! "
Celestial Master Zhang said, "Dear, hello. Celestial Master No. 1 is at your service."
Zhang Tianshi asked, "What's wrong?"
Little Silly Immortal: "Can you show me what this is?!"
With that, Lin Tian handed the peach wood sword to Celestial Master Zhang.
Celestial Master Zhang said, "That's right, this is it."
Little Silly Immortal: "This thing can exorcise ghosts? Are you sure you're not f * cking kidding me? "
Zhang Tianshi said, "Aiyaya, didn't I tell you that this can only be used by Exalted Immortals? You're a mortal now, so you can just wear it around your neck, face, or feet as an ornament."
Little Silly Immortal: "Really?"
Celestial Master Zhang said, "Yes, yes."
F * ck, it was best not to lie to him.
Lin Tian was depressed. He still felt that he had suffered a great loss.
Lin Tian sat up and searched around in his storage box. Finally, he found the red thread that was given as a gift when he bought the pendant.
It came in handy now. Lin Tian put the peach wood sword on the peach wood sword and placed it on his neck.
Strangely enough, when the mini peach wood sword passed through his neck, Lin Tian felt that his body seemed to be much more refreshed.
Maybe it was an illusion. Hmph.
After a night of torment, Lin Tian was tired. His eyelids drooped and he fell asleep.
When he woke up the next day, the sun was already high up in the sky. Fortunately, there were no classes today.
Lin Tian's WeChat rang. It was the sound of someone snatching a red packet.
What good thing did he snatch this time?
He opened it and saw another pill inside. However, this pill was a little different from the ones he had encountered before. It had the words "Beast Taming Pill" written on it.
What kind of high-grade item was this?
Beast Taming Pill: A pill specially used to tame spirit beasts.
It was useless!
Lin Tian felt that this pill was too useless. How could there be spirit beasts in the mortal world?
The most he had seen were cats and dogs.
Lin Tian was too lazy to withdraw it. He was going to sell it for a few merit points. However, he was a little tired now …
Tsk, tsk, tsk. He couldn't say that he was tired after sleeping for an entire night.
He wondered if his girlfriend had classes today. Thinking of this, Lin Tian sent Liu Xiaoxiao a WeChat message.
Lin Tian: "What are you doing?"
Liu Xiaoxiao: "I'm at the hospital. The doctor said that my uncle doesn't need to stay in the hospital anymore and asked us to go through the discharge procedures."
Lin Tian sat up. "Why didn't you call me for such an important matter?!"
Liu Xiaoxiao: "Erm, my aunt said that it was too troublesome for you, so I didn't call you."
Lin Tian: "Troublesome my ass. Anyway, he's my son-in-law!"
Liu Xiaoxiao: "… Don't talk nonsense. Annoying."
Hahaha.
He thought that Liu Xiaoxiao might be blushing on the other side of the screen when she saw his message. He felt very excited.
Lin Tian quickly put on his clothes and forgot about the hospital. Fortunately, there was no traffic today. The bus soon arrived at the entrance of the hospital.
As soon as he entered the hospital, Lin Tian saw a stretcher being pushed out of the emergency room. The person on it was covered with a white cloth. There were a few people crying next to him.
They were already dead.
As he passed by these people, Lin Tian inadvertently caught a glimpse of the chain around the neck of the man covered with cloth.
The physical characteristics of the deceased showed that he was an old man.
He glanced at it and saw standing next to the old man …
Black Impermanence?!
F * ck!
Lin Tian's heart was dominated by that kind of fear again.
He saw that Black Impermanence was pulling the neck of the deceased with the iron chain.
This …
Did he see a ghost again?!
In broad daylight, Lin Tian felt a chill down his spine. He quickly hid to the side.
However, this Black Impermanence seemed to be against Lin Tian and went straight for Lin Tian.
F * ck, why are all ghosts coming for me!
Lin Tian wanted to cry but had no tears.
Sob, sob, sob. What's wrong with me?
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