Dragon King of the East Sea: "These little ghosts can't even hide from us immortals." You want to deal with him?
Flower Fairy: "Yes, yes."
Well, it was a waste of time.
Just as Lin Tian was extremely disappointed, someone else spoke.
Master Zhang: "Why do you want to ward off evil spirits? Isn't it fun to raise little ghosts?"
Chang 'e: "This is disgusting. Who actually thought of raising such things for fun? Who invented it? I'm going to beat him to death."
Jade Rabbit: "…"
Yang Jian: "Sister Chang 'e, let my Howling Celestial Dog and your Jade Rabbit combine later and see what can be born."
Howling Celestial Dog: "Pervert."
Jade Rabbit: "Horror."
Chang 'e: "Go away, no way. It definitely won't give birth to anything."
Yang Jian: "…"
If it were any other time, Lin Tian would have been amused by these immortals, but now he couldn't laugh.
Master Zhang didn't seem to have spoken much in the group. Was he new? Curiosity prompted him.
He went to Baidu to search for Master Zhang's information.
After a search, there was indeed information on Baidu.
Master Zhang: Zhang Daoling, courtesy name Fuhan, original name Ling, founder of the Righteous Alliance. Taishang Laojun "imparted the Three Heavens Dharma and named him the Heavenly Master", "Three Heavens Dharma Daoist Master Righteous One". Later generations would respectfully call him the "Ancestor Master".
At that time, in the Sichuan area, the original Sichuan people believed in the primitive witchcraft and harmed the people on a large scale. These witchcraft who worshipped ghosts and demons (scientific name: evil spirits) gathered people to amass wealth and committed all kinds of evil. Master Zhang brought his two disciples, Wang Chang and Zhao Sheng, and the Yellow Emperor's Nine Cauldrons Pill Scripture to Mount Beimang to cultivate and pacify the witchcraft that harmed the people. The story of Master Zhang defeating the ghost army with Taishang Laojun's sword seal talisman in the Sichuan and Chongqing area was based on this.
Lin Tian stared at Master Zhang's profile picture until his eyes fell out. Oh my god, isn't there a ready-made exorcist?
Isn't it obvious that he's a professional exorcist? Why bother asking others? Thinking of this, Lin Tian quickly pulled up Master Zhang's WeChat information and sent a friend request..
Ding dong!
System Notification: The other party has accepted your friend request. We can start chatting now.
Master Zhang: "Huh???"
You are???
It's not important who I am. What's important is that you can help me a lot.
Little Confused Immortal: "Celestial Master Zhang, sos!!!"
Celestial Master Zhang asked, "May I ask what kind of incantation you're talking about? I've never heard of it before."
Lin Tian patted his head. How could he be so stupid? He forgot that this group of people couldn't understand English, let alone these simple English words.
Lin Tian changed his way of asking for help. Little Muddle Head: "I have something to ask of you."
Celestial Master Zhang said, "What is it?"
Lin Tian told him about the female ghost in his dream. Zhang Tianshi was like a curious baby. He kept asking, "Fellow Immortal, aren't you in the sky? How did you encounter the ghosts of the Underworld? Fellow Immortal, how can you not understand what ghosts are saying? Fellow Immortal, aren't you a deity? How can you be afraid of ghosts … "
Lin Tian didn't know what to say.
Because he never thought that Celestial Master Zhang would have so many questions.
Little Muddle Head: "These things aren't urgent. I just want to ask you, if a mortal encounters such a thing, what will happen?"
Celestial Master Zhang: "The chances of a mortal encountering it are not high."
Little Muddle Head: "I mean, if."
Celestial Master Zhang: "Then there's nothing we can do. We can only wait for death."
Oh my god. Seeing Celestial Master Zhang's answer, Lin Tian instantly fell into despair. However, Celestial Master Zhang sent another message.
Celestial Master Zhang: "Unless that mortal can find a ghost-hunting boss like me."
Are you like this? Aren't you a ready-made boss?
Little Muddle Head: "Celestial Master Zhang, can't you do it?"
Celestial Master Zhang: "Me??? I've long belonged to the Heavenly Court. Those trivial matters in the human world are no longer under my control. "
Sob, sob, sob, you can't ignore it.
Lin Tian: "Then, Celestial Master Zhang, what good ideas do you have?"
Celestial Master Zhang: "I have a lot of ideas. Actually, the principle of the formation of ghosts is very simple. The throat of our human body is a lock. When the time comes, we can lock our own souls …"
Blah, blah, blah.
Lin Tian felt a headache coming on.
Little Muddle Head: "Get to the point! Point! Point! "Of course, important things had to be said three times.
Celestial Master Zhang: "Oh, alright, then I'll get to the most important part."
Little Muddle Head: "Yes, yes, I'm waiting."
Celestial Master Zhang: "Let me ask you, how do you plan to deal with this little ghost?"
How do I deal with her??? Of course, I'll chase her away. Don't come looking for me. She can look for whoever she wants.
Celestial Master Zhang: "That's simple. The most important thing between humans and ghosts is communication. As long as the two of you negotiate, this won't be a problem."
Lin Tian rolled his eyes on the other end of the screen. Didn't he say that they couldn't communicate at all? Where is she ahhhh, I'm here ahhhh, how am I supposed to communicate???
Celestial Master Zhang: "How about this, I'll give you a treasure. I hope it can help you."
Little Muddle Head: "Okay, what treasure???
”
Celestial Master Zhang sent him an emoticon.
This little yellow bean's emoticon was cheap. Lin Tian felt that something was wrong.
Sure enough, Celestial Master Zhang said, "How about this, didn't you just snatch 999 merit points from the God of Fortune? I'll sell this 999 merit points to you. Give me the merit points."
F * ck!!! So this was what he was fighting for!
Lin Tian was speechless. Were these immortals all so greedy? It wasn't easy for him to snatch it.
Lin Tian was about to say "no" when he remembered that the female ghost had been pestering him. He chickened out.
Oh my, I'll give it to you. Fortunately, I still have a red packet cheat.
After receiving the 999 merit points red packet, Celestial Master Zhang happily sent the treasure to Lin Tian.
System Notification: Celestial Master Zhang has sent you a peach wood ghost-repelling sword. Do you accept?
Of course, accept! Lin Tian clicked the accept button.
Little Muddle Head: "That's it? What's the use of it? "Celestial Master Zhang:" Oh my, don't be anxious. "
Let me be full of myself.
Damn it. Let you be full of yourself. I'm really giving you face.
Celestial Master Zhang: "Cough, cough, cough. Write it down. The peach wood ghost-repelling sword is a mini version of my peach wood sword. However, it's enough to deal with that kind of ghost. You don't have to be picky. You can't use mine …"
Little Muddle Head: "Get to the point, brother!"
Celestial Master Zhang: "Oh my, what a coincidence. Okay, okay, okay, I'll tell you. "
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