"It's about the Living Buddha. You … Get me a bucket first. I want to vomit …" Chen Jiu's face turned ashen when he thought of the Dao Master.
"Oh? Why do you want to vomit now? " Jingxin did not understand, but she hurriedly found a bamboo bucket for Chen Jiu and placed it in front of him.
"Ugh … Ugh …" Chen Jiu did not hold back anymore. He crawled to the bamboo bucket and vomited. Unfortunately, even though he vomited with all his might, he could not vomit anything out.
"Husband, that's enough. You can't vomit anything out. If I didn't know better, I would have thought that you were disgusted by me!" Soon, Jingxin became dissatisfied.
"Sigh, could it be that I've digested it all?" Chen Jiu sighed and complained, "My digestive ability can't be that good, right?"
"Husband, what are you talking about?" Jingxin was getting more and more confused.
"Alright, put away the bamboo bucket. Jingxin, don't misunderstand. I'm not disgusted by you. I'm disgusted by the Living Buddha!" Chen Jiu saw that he could not vomit anything out, so he did not force it.
"Oh? How did the Dao Master disgust you? "Jingxin was even more curious.
"It's like this. I helped the Living Buddha take care of his courtyard. In the end, I even built a statue for him, which attracted endless amounts of faith. Since then, the knot in his heart has been untied. He immediately agreed to my request. Moreover, after I sent him to the Dao Mountain, he wanted to treat me to a drink. Tell me, why would a monk like him drink and eat meat all day?" Chen Jiu did not hide anything and told her about his encounter.
"Oh? The Dao Master agreed to join us? That's great. Besides, it's just a drink. Many people would wish for it. You're actually disgusted by it? You should know that many Overgods want a cup of the Dao Master's wine! "Jingxin was pleasantly surprised. She began to blame Chen Jiu.
"Yes, I admit that this wine has the taste of life. It's a rare treasure. However, drinking wine is drinking wine. He actually invited me to eat meat!" Chen Jiu's complexion immediately changed and became angry.
"What's wrong with eating meat? Isn't it only right to drink and eat meat? "Jingxin could not agree.
"Alas, the meat … it's a piece of stinky meat. It's black and dirty, and it smells like stone chips. It's not something a human can eat!" Chen Jiu grimaced. Even now, he still had a lingering fear and felt very uncomfortable.
"Uh … What? You … ate the stinky meat of the Daoist Master? How did you manage to eat it? "Jingxin immediately widened his eyes as though he had heard the news.
"I … Do you think I was willing to eat it? The situation was that if I didn't eat it, he would fall out with me. For the sake of our great cause, I had to swallow it even if my teeth were knocked out, let alone a piece of stinky meat!" Chen Jiu said helplessly.
"Husband, what do you want me to say to you?" Jingxin's expression immediately became a little resentful.
"What are you talking about? Xin 'er, I did all this for our future. You won't despise me, right? "Chen Jiu said with hidden bitterness.
"No, husband. Of course I won't despise you, but please don't act like you've benefited from it, alright?" Jingxin rolled his eyes.
"Uh, why would I act like I've benefited from it? What do you mean, Jingxin?" Chen Jiu widened his eyes in confusion.
"Husband, do you really not know or are you pretending not to know? This piece of stinky meat is a treasure. It's said that Inukajima planned to steal it several times, but unfortunately, the Daoist Master managed to get it back in the end!" Jingxin lectured seriously.
"What? Inukajima has been eyeing such a piece of stinky meat for a long time? Then, does it really have some extraordinary ability? "Chen Jiu opened his mouth wide in shock, unable to believe it.
"That's right. Although I don't know what this piece of stinky meat is for the time being, how can it not be a treasure if Inukajima is eyeing it so much and the Daoist Master is unwilling to let it go?" Jingxin analyzed in detail.
"That makes sense. That means husband has obtained a big treasure. Uh, not bad. I was wondering why I felt so energetic. So it's because of this meat!" Chen Jiu immediately became happy again.
"Husband, what are you trying to do now?" Jingxin Feng Qing rolled her eyes at him and grabbed the big baby, unwilling to let go.
"I'm thinking of you!" Chen Jiu naturally did not hesitate any longer. He immediately pounced on Jingxin and enjoyed himself with pleasure.
"Husband, I can't take it anymore. Please spare me. Didn't they say that men can't take it anymore after drinking? Why are you still so capable …" Jingxin started begging for mercy after a while.
"That's for other men. When has husband ever been unable to take it?" Chen Jiu was immensely proud of himself and was in high spirits.
After a night of desolation, Jingxin snuggled up to this man in the morning and complained with love and hatred, "Husband, although what happened yesterday was my fault, you went a little overboard. You have to put on a show with me today. Do you understand?"
"Putting on a show is not a problem, but I still want to come over tonight!" Chen Jiu requested greedily.
"Yes, as long as you cooperate with me, I'll let you come over tonight!" Jingxin nodded shyly. It was obvious that she could not leave Chen Jiu.
"Xin 'er, I know you love me the most. However, which Daoist Master should we visit today?" Chen Jiu asked between shyness and joy.
"Seven Star Daoist Master. Hurry up and dress up. This Seven Star Daoist Master is someone who pays great attention to his appearance. He can't stand others being sloppy at all!" Jingxin urged as she explained.
"Oh? Then he and the Living Buddha are really two extremes. I wonder if the Living Buddha's participation will affect his participation? "Chen Jiu smiled playfully and was rather expectant.
"It shouldn't!" Jingxin shook her head, and then she dressed up meticulously and tidied up her appearance. Her extremely pure and otherworldly appearance was simply purer than a celestial maiden. However, who would have imagined that she'd galloped millions of kilometers under this man's body yesterday?
Hiss …. However, Chen Jiu did the exact opposite at this moment. He tore up his clothes and made himself look disheveled. He simply looked more like a beggar!
"Hey, are … are you mad? Don't you know that we're going to meet the Seven Star Daoist Master? "Jingxin immediately glared and reprimanded him. What's this fellow doing?
"Xin 'er, I still have to put on an act with you. At the very least, we have to pass through the door first, right?" Chen Jiu smiled and revealed his intentions.
"Alas, but if that's the case, then how will we meet the Seven Star Daoist Master …." Jingxin was in a rather difficult position.
"It's fine. I'll just change my clothes once we get there!" Chen Jiu shook his head and didn't mind at all.
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