"Uh, this meat …" Chen Jiu lowered his head and looked at the plate of meat in front of him. His expression was ugly. Even though he was poor, he had never eaten such dirty meat before.
There was quite a lot of meat on the table, but only his plate was dirty. Moreover, this plate was pushed to him. Chen Jiu found it hard to swallow!
It was pitch black and Chen Jiu could not tell what kind of meat it was. It was stained with dirt and had a fishy smell. Chen Jiu saw it and determined at a glance that it was definitely expired food. It was definitely inedible.
"What's wrong? Is there something wrong with the meat? "The Daoist Master ignored Chen Jiu's ugly expression and reprimanded him.
"Living Buddha, what kind of meat is this? I've never seen it before. Is it really edible?" Chen Jiu couldn't help but ask.
"Oh, this meat was given to me by a kind benefactor when I was begging for food. I couldn't bear to eat it and kept it until now!" The Dao Master explained with a nostalgic expression.
"What? It's such a precious thing. Living Buddha, I think you should keep it as a souvenir! "Chen Jiu immediately gave a kind suggestion.
"No. Look at how dirty this meat is. It was snatched away by countless dogs. However, it was snatched back by me in the end. Such a treasure will definitely be eyed by countless dogs. It is fate that we have met today. It is most suitable for me to use it to entertain my little friend!" The Dao Master's face was full of kindness. It was as if the meat he gave Chen Jiu wasn't dog leftovers, but the best Manchu Han Imperial Feast.
"Cough, I can't accept this. We're just strangers who met by chance. I can't accept such a great gift!" Chen Jiu quickly shook his head and refused.
"So what if we met by chance? The most important thing is that we're fated. Chen Jiu, don't refuse anymore. If you don't, I'm going to get angry! "The Dao Master's face suddenly turned cold. He was very unhappy.
"This … Living Buddha, do you really want me to eat it?" Chen Jiu said with a face full of reluctance.
"Brat, don't worry and eat. Would the Living Buddha harm you? You gave me a Dao Mountain, so how can I not use my most precious thing to entertain you? "The Dao Master urged.
"I …" Chen Jiu wanted to say that if he had known, he wouldn't have given him the Dao Mountain. But after thinking about it, he swallowed his words. He felt that he had been cheated!
"Chen Jiu, as a man, can you not be so wishy-washy? You should know that this piece of meat was snatched from me by countless dogs. Even I couldn't bear to eat it. Now that I'm giving it to you, what are you unwilling to do? "The Dao Master scolded angrily.
"Okay, I'll eat it!" At this point, Chen Jiu felt that the Daoist Master should not harm him. The meat looked dirty and smelled bad, but maybe it would taste good?
With a trace of anticipation, Chen Jiu tried his best to imagine the best. Finally, he picked up the small piece of meat and took a small bite.
Crunch, crunch … It was as dry as a stalagmite. It was extremely hard to chew. Not to mention that it tasted good, it was clearly a piece of meat that could not be more smelly!
"Blergh …" Disgusting. Chen Jiu couldn't help but want to spit it out. He really couldn't eat it.
"Chen Jiu, if you dare to spit out my most precious piece of meat today, then we'll call it quits!" The Dao Master suddenly threatened.
"I …" Chen Jiu looked at the Dao Master sullenly. He really had to get to know the Dao Master again. He shouldn't be this kind of person.
It couldn't be helped. Chen Jiu was unwilling to give up on this situation that he had worked so hard to achieve. Besides, although the meat was smelly, it was indeed not poisonous. He could eat it!
Even so, with great disgust in his heart, Chen Jiu still forced himself to eat this stinky meat. He felt that his stomach was filled with an overwhelming stench, and it was extremely uncomfortable.
"Well, not bad. Even I can't swallow this smelly meat. You actually ate it. Good, the younger generation will surpass us in time!" Seeing that Chen Jiu had eaten all the meat, the Dao Master immediately made sarcastic remarks. Chen Jiu almost died from anger.
"Living Buddha, can I leave now? I still have some things to do! "Chen Jiu complained like a young widow. He didn't want to stay any longer.
"What's the rush? I haven't eaten my fill yet. Besides, how can I finish so many dishes by myself? " The Dao Master disagreed. He poured another cup of wine and said kindly, "Drink this to wash away the stench!"
"I …" Chen Jiu almost spat out a mouthful of blood, but he swallowed it back down and downed the cup of wine.
"Sizzle …" It was strange. His stomach was full of stench and was extremely uncomfortable. However, after drinking this cup of wine, the stench was greatly reduced. He didn't feel so uncomfortable anymore!
"Come, eat some fresh meat. Young people can't digest stinky meat alone!" The Dao Master kindly pulled over another plate of meat.
"Okay, let's eat together, Living Buddha!" At this point, Chen Jiu had already eaten the smelly meat. What else was there that he couldn't eat?
After eating and drinking, Chen Jiu and the Dao Master next to him raised their cups and clinked them. They drank even less, as if they were wine and meat brothers. They put their arms around each other's shoulders and talked nonsense. Sometimes they would laugh, sometimes they would cry. All sorts of expressions were on display!
"Haha, good brother, Chen Jiu, you're really my good brother …" The Dao Master drank until his face turned red. He didn't care about seniority anymore.
"Brother, you're really my brother. I haven't been so free in a long time!" Chen Jiu's face was also red. The smell of alcohol was especially strong.
"Come, let's drink another cup. Let's celebrate our Nine-Five Celestial Execution Meeting defeating Supreme Alliance …" The Dao Master wanted to pour more wine, but to everyone's surprise, there was no more wine. "F * ck, what bad luck, there's no more wine at this time!"
"Alright, brother, don't be angry. We've drunk enough, I should go back!" Chen Jiu persuaded. Although he was a little drunk, he knew that it was time to go home.
"Alright, good brother, let's drink again next time …" The Dao Master didn't ask him to stay. He supported Chen Jiu and sent him out of the courtyard.
"Living Buddha, let's go back. I can do it alone. I can find my way back …" After Chen Jiu left the courtyard, he wobbled. He declined the Dao Master's support and walked out alone.
"Brother, take care …" The Dao Master waved his hand. Suddenly, he sighed with melancholy. "Chen Jiu, don't blame me. I'm treating you like this for your own good. You have to know that you're not far away from a bloody disaster!"
"Uh, let's go home. This is it …" Chen Jiu was a little drunk. When he passed by Purple Bamboo Garden, he felt a sense of familiarity and walked over unsteadily.
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