< img height="1" width="1" style="display:none" src="https://www.facebook.com/tr?id=433806094867034&ev=PageView&noscript=1" />

Text:

Comment:

Chapter 355

Words:1599Update:22/06/28 11:41:01

Report

"That bastard Hironobu Sakaguchi, what is he doing!" Yamauchi Pu tore the newspaper in his hand into two halves.

He deliberately wanted to drown out the popularity of Pokemon, and he even specifically ordered almost all game related media to not report anything related to Pokemon. At the same time, he also removed all the remaining Pokemon in the store, thinking that this would completely eliminate the possibility of Pokemon being sold out.

But what he didn't expect was that Sakaguchi Hironobu's article attracted the collective criticism of the entire country's mainstream newspapers.

Although as long as one was smart, one could see that these reports were all bought by someone. But the problem was that even if everyone knew that there was a problem with these reports, it would inevitably arouse people's curiosity about the game Pokemon.

According to Yamauchi Pu's information, hundreds of people deliberately went to the store every day to ask if there were any Pokemon game cartridges for sale.

The unified reply was that the game cartridges were removed from the store, and then this news was instantly reported by the media. This directly established the image of Nintendo suppressing Pokemon, and Nintendo directly received a lot of negative reviews.

And the most damned company, SEGA, also jumped out at this time, publicly criticizing Nintendo for only looking at people, not the quality of the game, helping big companies to suppress small companies, and calling for Pokemon to be released on SEGA's platform, saying that they would give preferential treatment.

This directly made Yamauchi Pu explode, and at the same time, Yamauchi Pu's forehead was dripping with sweat. If Pokemon really accepted SEGA's olive branch and cooperated with SEGA, then wouldn't he have forcefully pushed away the meat that was in his mouth?

While Yamauchi was worrying about his personal gains and losses, Masashi Tajiri suddenly released a public statement. In the statement, Masashi Tajiri said that Nintendo had nothing to do with this matter and that it was Nintendo's practice to remove their games from the shelves. It was because the games sold poorly that they removed their games from the shelves.

It was his own incompetence.

At the same time, Nintendo did not have any behavior to suppress Team Rocket, and Team Rocket was very grateful for Nintendo's help to their company. Nintendo was actively helping them, and giving them a chance to sell their games again.

Seeing this report, Yamauchi was stunned. If he hadn't personally ordered the suppression of Pokemon, he would have thought that he was helping Team Rocket and giving them a chance to make a comeback.

However, thanks to the Rocket Team's clarification, Nintendo's positive comments were even more positive, which made Yamauchi extremely uncomfortable.

What was even worse was that Yamauchi had to accept Tajiri's goodwill. At the same time, the public relations department had to accept Tajiri's statement.

What else could he do?

Those who said that Team Rocket was bullsh * t. Had he been suppressing Team Rocket and Pokemon?

However, this also made everyone even more curious about Pokemon. They all wanted to know what the quality of Pokemon was and whether it could really surpass the quality of Final Fantasy 5.

Just when everyone was curious, a magazine called World Dengeki published a playtest record of Pokemon.

This "World of Battle" was a gaming magazine that had only been published for about two years. It wasn't very well-known in the industry. However, one of the game reviewers in "World of Battle" was very famous. He was a well-known game reviewers. He had a good reputation in the gaming industry. He was famous for all kinds of factual, sarcastic, and very sharp game review articles.

Therefore, when he released the first playtest record of Pokemon in all media, it quickly attracted the attention of all players.



I'm at home.

I haven't seen the news for a week, and the whole world has changed. Everyone is talking about Pokemon, and I'm the only one who has a Pokemon cartridge.

Originally, I couldn't wait to write an article about Pokemon. Now, I couldn't wait any longer, so I rushed out the article overnight.

Let's talk about the conclusion first.

This game is simply the best game of 1993.

Take note, it was the most outstanding game, not the most outstanding handheld game, but the most outstanding game on all platforms. Final Fantasy 5 was a piece of trash compared to Pokemon, and it was the kind of game that could be beaten 100 times.

Logically speaking, if it wasn't for the fact that there were still 7 years left in the 90s, I would say that this was the best game of the 90s. This point can be proven by my heart that almost died from staying up for 3 days and 3 nights.

Let me tell you, if I die one day in the future, it will definitely be because of Pokemon. Remember to call the police for me, this game is really too fun.

Okay, I won't brag, let's talk about the story.

Speaking of which, this game was really f * cking mysterious.

On the 1st of May, I went to buy the GB version of Final Fantasy 5. Then I sat in the bookstore and played it on the GB for an hour. Then I directly gave the game cartridge to a passing child.

Seriously, this game is too bad, it doesn't even have the right to enter my collection cabinet. It's only fit for elementary school students to play, provided that the elementary school student has GB and his mother doesn't beat him up.

Then I exploded, because I had to write a game review for the next issue.

I originally planned to write about Final Fantasy 5. I thought that no matter if the game was good or bad, I would write about it. If it was good, I would brag about it, and if it was bad, I would curse it.

But in the end, I couldn't brag about it or curse it, which was too exaggerated.

Because this game was exactly the same as the F&C version, there were no changes. I had already reviewed Final Fantasy 5 in the F&C version, so I couldn't copy the whole text again. So I had to find a new game to play and write a review.

Because at that time, I was already on the verge of exploding, so I decided to find the worst game and curse it to vent my depression. It was also a way to cure a patient.

Then, I thought, which game is the worst among the newly released games?

So I found a book called Convenience Store Newsletter (PS: Convenience Store Newsletter is the nickname of Fami, because Fami is the name of a famous convenience store chain in Japan). Then I flipped to the bottom of the trash pile and looked at the last ranked game.

Yo, Pokemon, Pokemon, Pokemon, Pokemon, sounds terrible. You're the one!

Here, I would like to sincerely apologize to the producer, Mr. Tajiri. I'm not a human being. I shouldn't have been so vicious back then. I've truly realized my mistake. This is the number one game in the world. Please, please continue to make the game and make the second installment.

Mommy, Keda Duck is too cute!

… To be continued …]

You've already exceeded your reading limit for today. If you want to read more, please log in.


Login
Select text and click 'Report' to let us know about any bad translation.