What was surprising was that Xiao Yunhai's reply not only amused the audience, but even Zhao Banshan and Bi Tingjian on the stage couldn't stop laughing. It was obvious that they were laughing.
Under normal circumstances, this would be considered a performance accident. But in this kind of environment, no one felt awkward.
"I'm dying of laughter. I really can't stand it."
"Oh my God, this is the best skit I've seen in my life."
"Damn, my stomach hurts from laughing."
"Only Yun Huang can write this work."
"Even the actors on the stage laughed. It's really awesome."
Just as everyone was laughing hysterically, a piece of good news came from the CCTV control room.
"Director, our ratings have broken 35%," the staff reported to Zhao Wuyan.
Zhao Wuyan slapped his thigh and said excitedly, "I knew it. This skit definitely won't go wrong. Amazing, it's too amazing. "
On the stage, Zhao Banshan restrained his smile and continued the next performance.
"Well, I've brought it for you. Little Qing, go and give it to him."
Little Qing went behind the sofa and handed the little pheasant and mushroom to Xiao Yunhai.
"Okay, there's a dish here. Come, idiot."
"Hahaha."
Zhao Banshan's words made everyone laugh.
Xiao Yunhai said discontentedly, "Who are you calling an idiot?"
Zhao Banshan explained, "No, I mean to order a stupid egg."
Xiao Yunhai said angrily, "No."
When everyone heard this familiar word, they couldn't help but laugh again.
Crosstalk and skit were like this. If they laughed well, everything would go smoothly.
"I have."
Zhao Banshan handed a basket of eggs and green onions to the reluctant Xiao Yunhai and said, "There are already two dishes. How about this, I'll give you a chance. Teacher Bi will come. Will your restaurant give something?"
"Give one?" Xiao Yunhai used a unique northeastern accent and said, "Sir, why are you so stingy? If you don't order one, we have to add one, right?"
"Hahaha."
"Aiyo, damn." "Damn."
"That works too."
The audience burst into laughter.
Zhao Banshan said, "It's not that I didn't order abalone or lobster. Your restaurant doesn't have it."
Xiao Yunhai said tit-for-tat, "Don't you know it in your heart?"
Zhao Banshan argued forcefully, "Didn't you say that you don't own a shop?"
Xiao Yunhai said, "Can you stop talking? What are we going to do later?"
The two of them retorted one after another, making the audience laugh like crazy.
Zhao Banshan said, "What do you mean? Am I short of money? "
Xiao Yunhai said, "I know you don't lack money. What I mean is that Teacher Bi rarely comes here, so we shouldn't worry about money. Sir, don't look down on me just because I'm young this year. I've come to the conclusion that life is sometimes too short. It's just like sleeping. In the blink of an eye, a day has passed. Howl. "
"If I close my eyes and don't open them, this lifetime will pass. Argh!"
The hilarious lines in addition to Xiao Yunhai's extremely despicable expression instantly caused the entire audience to burst into laughter, and applause rose from all directions.
Xiao Yunhai continued, "Sir, I don't mean anything else. What I mean is that people can't place too much importance on money. Money is just a worldly possession. Do you know what the most painful thing in a person's life is? It's when a person dies and the money is not spent. "
"Hahaha."
Zhao Banshan said, "Then do you know what the most painful thing in a person's life is?"
Xiao Yunhai asked in surprise, "What?"
Zhao Banshan said, "It's when a person is alive and the money is gone."
It was another two classic lines that made everyone laugh crazily.
At home, Xiao Yunhai's family members had already lost the strength to laugh.
Xiao Leshan shook his head and said, "Usually, Yunhai's words are humorous and witty. I didn't expect him to be so powerful on stage. This should be the most hilarious skit I've ever seen. "
Xiao Yunling's face was red from laughing. She said, "Grandpa, with my brother's current appearance and voice, I can only give him one word. Cheap. "
Zhao Wanqing said with a smile, "And it's the kind that's extremely cheap."
Everyone laughed out loud.
On stage, Xiaoqing held the microphone. After a nervous self-introduction, Bi Tingjian was given a fright and quickly changed the topic.
"This child can sing?" Bi Tingjian asked.
Zhao Banshan said, "What's the big deal about singing? She can even write songs. Xiaoqing, sing the song you wrote, 'Tibetan Plateau'. Let your master hear it. "
There was no such song as' Tibetan Plateau 'in this world, so Xiao Yunhai changed the line to Xiaoqing knowing how to write songs.
Upon hearing that there was a new song, the audience immediately thought that it must have been written by Xiao Yunhai. All of them pricked up their ears.
The music sounded and after a short prelude, Xiaoqing began singing.
"Who brought the ancient call,
Who left behind a thousand years of hope.
Could it be that there's still a wordless song,
Or that longing that can't be forgotten for a long time. "
Xiaoqing's tone was very high. Her voice was sharp and infectious. Under Xiao Yunhai's guidance, her emotional expression was abnormally full, winning a round of applause from the audience.
"I see mountains,
Mountains and rivers,
Mountains and rivers are connected.
Yalasuo, that's the Tibetan Plateau.
Yalasuo, that's the Tibetan Plateau … Plain. "
In the last sentence, Little Qing's tone was so high that it could reach the sky. Her extremely impactful voice made everyone who heard it feel as if they were intoxicated.
Unfortunately, this was a skit. Only one part of the song could be sung, so no one could see the whole thing.
Although they were a little disappointed, everyone still gave the girl a warm round of applause and cheers.
Bi Tingjian stood up and gave Xiaoqing a thumbs up. He said excitedly, "Xiaoqing, this song you sang is really good."
Xiao Yunhai, who was beside him, heard and said, "Oh my God, this is not bad? If this is not bad, then I can sing too. "
Bi Tingjian asked in surprise, "You also know how to write songs and sing?"
Xiao Yunhai said with disdain, "This is nothing. Of course, there's no problem."
Zhao Banshan saw that something was wrong and quickly stopped him. "Come on. Hurry up and serve me the dishes. "
Xiao Yunhai said, "Teacher Bi, it's not easy for you to come. Let me sing."
"I don't have time to listen. This is all about the art circle. Hurry up and serve the dishes."
"If you don't let me sing, I won't serve you the dishes."
"If you don't give me the dishes, I'll go to your boss."
"If you go to our boss, I'll tell him what you asked me to do."
"If you say it … say it … you'll definitely sing better than saying it."
Amidst the laughter of the audience, Xiao Yunhai finally won the chance to sing.
Bi Tingjian asked, "Child, what do you know?"
Xiao Yunhai said, "Do I know how to imitate dolphins?"
Bi Tingjian was stunned and said, "Dolphins? Is this an imitation? Then do one. "
Seeing that Xiao Yunhai was really going to sing, the audience at the scene and in front of the television held their breaths and waited.
Xiao Yunhai held the microphone, closed his eyes, and poured Qi into his dantian. When he felt that it was about time, a sharp and explosive sound spewed out of his mouth.
"Oh Ah …"
"Oh Ah …"
Xiao Yunhai had heard Vitas's opera 2 in his previous life, but he really didn't know much about Russian, so he could only bring the best part over.
Even so, this high voice that broke the limit had already stunned all the audience. Their eardrums seemed to be about to burst, but no one was willing to cover their ears.
Xiao Yunhai sang twice in a row before stopping.
Thunderous applause and cheers resounded through the venue.
Bi Tingjian pointed at Xiao Yunhai excitedly and asked, "What other songs have you written?"
Xiao Yunhai said, "I've written a lot."
Bi Tingjian said, "Then you can sing another one."
Xiao Yunhai nodded and said, "Now that it's the New Year, I wrote a song called 'Good Fortune'. I hope Teacher Bi will like it."
As soon as he finished speaking, the music started. Xiao Yunhai sang the song "Good Fortune" that Andy Lau sang on the Spring Festival Gala in his previous life.
"I congratulate you on getting rich,
I congratulate you on your wonderful performance.
The best please come over,
The bad please go away.
Oh, no one will blame you for being polite.
I wish all the girls in the world,
Marry a good boy,
Two small bites together forever.
I wish all the children in the world,
Be smarter than a scholar,
Fill your head with intelligence.
I wish all the honorable grandmothers,
Thirty-six rounds of the race,
Not panting, not changing face.
I wish all the business of third granduncle,
Your business is famous all over the world,
Be rich and live in a mansion.
Swaggering and cheerful to get rid of your misfortune,
You have to shout 'Good Fortune' enough,
Good Fortune. "
The melody of this song was very simple, and the lyrics were full of joy. It was very suitable to be performed during the Spring Festival.
While Xiao Yunhai was singing, Zhao Banshan, Bi Tingjian, and Little Qing were not idle. They took out the red packets that they had prepared earlier and scattered them to every corner of the stage.
The whole scene was filled with a happy New Year scene.
"I congratulate you on getting rich,
I congratulate you on your wonderful performance.
The best please come over,
The bad please go away.
Oh, no one will blame you for being polite.
… ….
Good Fortune. "
At the last line, the four actors cupped their fists and shouted, "Good Fortune."
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