Seeing the two fooling around like this, everyone's interest was suddenly raised.
At this time, Little Qing suddenly said, "Grandpa, I'm a little hungry."
When Zhao Banshan heard this, he asked, "Hungry? Give me a bowl of noodles. "
Xiao Yunhai said, "78 yuan per bowl."
"What kind of noodles are they? So expensive?"
"Scottish braised noodles."
"Is it because your braised noodles are expensive?"
"Braised noodles are free."
"Then give me a bowl of braised noodles. I'll taste it first."
Hearing the conversation between the two, everyone burst out laughing.
"Damn, this Zhao Banshan is even more despicable than Yun Huang. This is also fine. "
"Awesome, it's simply a godly reply."
"Look at Yun Huang's silly expression, it's really funny."
The performance of the two won countless cheers at the scene.
"This old man, if I said that the noodles are free, you would ask for noodles!" On the stage, Xiao Yunhai showed a trace of disdain on his face and left the stage.
In the monitoring room, there was jubilation from Zhao Wuyan down.
Their publicity strategy was not wrong. The cooperation between Xiao Yunhai and Zhao Banshan attracted all the attention of Hua Xia's audience. In just a minute, the ratings rose by 10%, reaching 26%, and were still rising. The highest ratings had surpassed last year's.
Zhao Wuyan was completely relieved. 26% was equivalent to a quarter of the audience watching the show in the country. He didn't believe that the other two TV stations could surpass him at this moment.
Indeed, although the next programs on NNC and NBC were the performances of Ista, Dong Piaopiao, and the three peerless beauties of Ningxia, the ratings still plummeted to the lowest point.
In NNC's monitoring room, Tang Kewang looked at Xiao Yunhai and Zhao Banshan's skit on TV with a dignified expression. There was no smile on his face. The reason why he turned the TV to CCTV was that he wanted to see what kind of means the other party used to defeat him.
When he found out that Xiao Yunhai disregarded his personal image and played such a role, everything became clear.
If it were him, he would also want to see Xiao Yunhai's skit. It was really unconventional.
On stage, the skit was getting better and better.
"Oh my God, Teacher Bi is here!" Xiao Yunhai shouted.
Zhao Banshan walked over and pushed Xiao Yunhai to the side, saying, "Don't shout, this is the guest I want to invite."
Zhao Banshan shook hands with Teacher Bi and introduced himself.
Bi Tingjian said, "Brother, I'm looking for your son."
Zhao Banshan said, "He's waiting for you in the village. The village is decorated very grandly. The village head and secretary are all standing in line waiting for you. Set up a big hall and hang a big photo of you in the middle. It's surrounded by flowers! "
"Puchi."
"Hahaha."
"This is a welcoming ceremony? Why does it sound like a farewell ceremony to me? "
"Yun Huang is too talented. He can even turn the welcoming ceremony into a funeral. Awesome."
"Teacher Bi looks like he's about to cry."
Bi Tingjian hurriedly asked, "Brother, what color are those flowers?"
Zhao Banshan said, "There are both white and yellow ones! They're so beautiful. The commoners are all holding pens and waiting there until they're crying. "
When Bi Tingjian heard that, his smile froze on his face.
"Oh my, F * ck, this is a welcoming ceremony? Oh my God, I'm going crazy. "
"My stomach is about to explode from laughing. Are you trying to take my life? "
"This skit is too funny. Every sentence is a joke. It's definitely the funniest skit I've ever heard. "
Many people were laughing so hard that they couldn't help but wipe their tears.
On stage, Zhao Banshan began to get close to Bi Tingjian.
"We're from the same hometown. Aren't you from Dalian? Where do you live in Dalian? "
"I live in Dalian's Old Turtle Bay."
"Oh my, I have relatives. The child's grandfather lives there. His surname is Bi too."
Zhao Banshan's insistence on getting close made everyone laugh again.
Looking at the smile on Bi Tingjian's face, Zhao Banshan said, "Look, this smile looks so much like the photo of your grandfather before he left."
When Bi Tingjian heard that, his expression immediately turned serious.
Little Qing added, "Grandpa, look, it's more like a non-smile."
"Pfft." "Pfft."
"Hahaha."
"This set of relatives is too unique."
"It looks like the photo of him before he left. Hehe, who can stand this?"
But what they didn't know was that the real climax had just arrived.
On stage, Zhao Banshan gave Xiao Yunhai a look. Xiao Yunhai also gave him an understanding expression. The two of them began to order.
Zhao Banshan said, "Four Australian abalones."
Xiao Yunhai didn't even think about it and said politely, "I'm sorry, I don't have any."
Although they already knew that this would be the result, everyone still couldn't help but laugh. The scene also began to jeer.
Zhao Banshan was not affected at all. He continued, "One lobster of four catties."
Xiao Yunhai said, "I'm sorry, it's not that big."
Zhao Banshan was stunned and asked guiltily, "How … How big is it?"
Xiao Yunhai was also a little dumbfounded. He said tentatively, "Is … Is there more than one catty?"
Zhao Banshan asked, "Is there more than one catty?"
Xiao Yunhai uttered the most classic rhetorical question, and said: "Yes … or no!"
"Hahaha."
"Oh my god, I'm going crazy."
"This question is simply amazing."
"Yun Huang and the skit king really have a tacit understanding."
"Don't tell me they're about to be exposed."
At this time, the audience was already laughing wildly. Applause and cheers were everywhere.
At home, Xiao Yunhai's family was already laughing uncontrollably.
"Yunhai, this guy is too funny. My stomach is about to burst from laughing." Xiao Yuanyang laughed as he pointed at the TV.
"I'm convinced, I'm convinced. I really didn't expect that there would be a time when I would cry, and it was from laughing. Yunhai is too talented. Hahaha. "Xiao Zhenbang wiped his tears and laughed wildly.
The others were not much better, especially when the performers on stage were their own family members. It was even more unbearable.
Xiao Yunling was already laughing so hard that her stomach hurt.
On stage, Zhao Banshan patted his trouser pocket calmly and said, "Let me tell you, this is your hotel. Don't you know? We don't lack money. "
Xiao Yunhai immediately showed an expression of realization and said, "No."
"Haha."
The audience was so amused by Xiao Yunhai's blatant lie that they were rocking forward and backward.
Zhao Banshan pretended to be angry and said, "If it's not your hotel, why doesn't it have anything? What the hell is this? Get your boss here. "
Xiao Yunhai seemed to have blurted it out. Without thinking, he replied, "No."
"Pfft."
"Hahaha."
"Isn't this answer a little too powerful?"
"You don't even have a boss. What kind of international joke is this?"
The whole scene had become a sea of joy, and the atmosphere was at its peak.
It was not until Bi Tingjian said that he wanted a common meal that Zhao Banshan relaxed and said confidently, "Then let's have a common meal. How about this, child, have a small pheasant meal with mushrooms. "
Xiao Yunhai did not even think and replied, "No."
Zhao Banshan was stunned for a moment. He rubbed his nose and said softly, "You can have this."
Xiao Yunhai pursed his lips and said, "I really don't have this."
"Boom."
The whole scene was completely blown up by this godly reply. Even the people who were easily amused could not help but laugh. Some of the audience who were easily amused even slapped their thighs.
The host, Xu Jun, squatted on the ground, holding his stomach and laughing until tears flowed down his face.
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