At this moment, the passerby played by Huang Bo appeared. Xiao Yunhai hurriedly pushed the bicycle to avoid him.
Huang Bo made a phone call as he walked. "Wife, I'll be home soon. Don't worry …"
At this moment, he saw Zhang Ya in front of him and said, "Wait, I saw an old lady fall on the road and no one came to help her. Why do you think the current social atmosphere is like this? Others don't care, but I do!"
Huang Bo said the words' I'm in charge 'in a grand and majestic manner, winning the applause of the audience.
Who knew that Huang Bo's next sentence would stun everyone.
"Auntie, don't move. Let's take a picture. I'll immediately post a message on the Internet to condemn this behavior and let everyone share it and comment. Wife, remember to like me. Oh, this old lady fell. She's so miserable. "
Huang Bo shook his head and sighed as he walked away quickly.
"Pfft."
"Hahaha."
"Damn, this guy is so shameless."
Yu Yuexian laughed and said, "Uncle, who is this? I think he's good at comedy and has a very good foundation in lines. "
Yao Wenyuan said, "His name is Huang Bo. He has a very good relationship with Yunhai. His grades are also among the top."
Xiao Yunhai stared blankly at Huang Bo's back as he left. He bared his fangs and brandished his claws at him. He said angrily, "Damn, you didn't help her!"
Xiao Yunhai ran over to help Zhang Ya up. The two of them were entangled again. The applause, applause, and laughter made the whole party explode.
The real explosive point was Huang Bo's second appearance.
The old lady had always thought that Xiao Yunhai was the one who hit her. Xiao Yunhai had no choice but to see Huang Bo, who was playing a passerby, ride a bicycle up.
Xiao Yun Hai hurriedly stepped forward to stop him: "Hey, big brother."
Huang Bo stopped and said, "What's wrong? Young man. "
Xiao Yunhai pointed at Zhang Ya, who was sitting on the ground, and said, "There is an old lady here."
When Huang Bo heard this, his expression changed greatly. Without another word, he got on his bicycle and ran away.
Huang Bo acted out the panic as if he had seen a ghost very vividly.
"Puchi!"
"Hahaha."
"This guy is too funny."
Huang Bo turned to Xiao Yunhai and gestured for him to come over. He asked softly, "Hey! Did you hit him? "
Xiao Yunhai hurriedly explained, "I really didn't."
Huang Bo said anxiously, "Run! I have helped three of them. "
Xiao Yunhai asked, "What was the result?"
With a bitter face, Huang Bo sighed, "Let me tell you this. I used to drive a Mercedes-Benz!"
"Hahaha."
"He drove a Mercedes-Benz, but now he's switched to a bicycle. How pitiful."
"This skit is amazing."
The audience below the stage couldn't stop laughing. Some of them even laughed until tears came out.
Xiao Yunhai took a deep breath, turned to Zhang Ya and said, "Auntie, let me briefly introduce the situation of my family. Well, let's put it this way. When thieves came to my house, they left with tears in their eyes. They even threw two bags of rice to me during festivals … "
"Haha, I can't. I can't stop laughing."
"It's too funny. The skit I used to watch was simply a scum. "
"How poor are you? Even the thieves left with tears in their eyes."
Although Zhao Wanqing had seen this skit, she still couldn't stand the burden inside and couldn't stop laughing.
When Xia Xiaohu saw Zhao Wanqing's smiling face, he hated Xiao Yunhai even more.
Yu Yuexian had already laughed until her stomach hurt. She thought to herself, "This kid is too talented. Even a random skit is so funny."
The skit continued, and the laughter of the audience became louder and louder. Originally, it wasn't a burden, but under Xiao Yunhai and Zhang Ya's wonderful performance, the audience still laughed.
Zhang Ya listened to Xiao Yunhai's endless story. She really couldn't help but say, "You're too slow! If you want to help me, then help me. If you don't want to help me, then leave. Make room for the good people! I'll treat it as if you didn't hit me. Okay, you can go. Go, go, go, escape! "
Xiao Yunhai defended himself. "How did I become a fugitive? If you keep talking like this, can we still play together in the future? "
Zhang Ya said angrily, "Are you leaving or not?"
Xiao Yunhai shook his head and said, "I'm not leaving! If I leave, I'll become an escape. "
Zhang Ya said anxiously, "You're not leaving, right? Okay, I'll leave! "
Zhang Ya lay on the ground and crawled forward, causing the audience to laugh again.
Xiao Yunhai looked at Zhang Ya's appearance and said, "I say, Auntie, where are you going to blow up the fort? You, why can't you explain it clearly? I'm like Mr. Dongguo now. After I save the wolf, the wolf wants to eat me. Then, don't you think that wolf … is quite rude? "
Zhang Ya came to a sudden realization and pointed at Xiao Yunhai, saying: "Now I understand. You're making oblique accusations. I, an old lady, have been lying here for half a day. Do you think I'm alive? Who are you calling a snake, a dog, and a wolf? You hit me. Even if you apologize, not only do you not apologize, but you also accuse me. Let me tell you, aiya, don't even think about leaving today. "
Zhang Ya slowly propped herself up and walked to the bicycle like an old person. She said, "This is the evidence. Today, even if I have to risk my life, I will fight this kind of bad social phenomenon to the end!"
As she spoke, she moved Hao Jian's bicycle.
Xiao Yunhai said in surprise, "No, how did you move it?"
Zhang Ya was also stunned. "Hmm?"
Xiao Yunhai said in surprise and joy, "No, auntie, you're fine!"
Zhang Ya pursed her lips and said, "Me? Because of your anger. "
Xiao Yunhai said with an innocent expression, "Ah! If you think you can cure people with anger, then what about my Qigong? "
"Hahaha."
Yao Wenyuan shook his head and said with a wry smile, "Qigong is here. Only he could think of it."
Zhang Ya said, "Today, I must find someone to judge for me. Someone, someone, someone …"
With the sound of the alarm, the police played by Huang Bo appeared.
Huang Bo saluted Zhang Ya and asked, "Auntie, what's the situation?"
When Xiao Yunhai saw it, there was a trace of horror on his face. His eyes rolled, and he fell to the ground, twitching all over.
The audience below the stage was stunned, and then the loudest applause of the party resounded. Everyone laughed crazily.
"Hahaha."
"It's too funny."
"This turn of events is simply amazing."
Yu Yuexian laughed and wiped her tears.
Zhao Wanqing couldn't stand it anymore. She and a female classmate held each other and laughed until they bent over.
Even Xia Xiaohu, who had been watching coldly, laughed. When he found that something was wrong, he immediately suppressed his laughter and put on a straight face.
Zhang Ya threw the bicycle and held the police officer's hands tightly. She said with tears in her eyes, "Savior! Just now, he … "
Zhang Ya turned around and found Xiao Yunhai twitching on the ground. She said angrily and anxiously, "Why did you fall? He … "
Huang Bo carefully checked the scene and said to Zhang Ya, "Auntie, you're riding too fast! The car ring is already in such a mess. Did you race? "
"Hahaha."
"This scene really looks like it was hit by an auntie."
"Riding a bicycle and racing? What are you thinking? "
Zhang Ya was a little incoherent and didn't know what to say, "I … I …"
Huang Bo said, "Look, you hit him."
Zhang Ya defended, "I didn't hit him."
Huang Bo said in a certain tone, "Auntie, the bicycle is here, and the person is lying here. The scene of the accident is too clear."
Zhang Ya said anxiously, "That's not my bicycle."
Xiao Yunhai took over and said, "You didn't pedal your wife's bicycle that fast. I'm delaying your take-off!"
"Hahaha."
"Delayed take-off, this is too exaggerated."
Huang Bo was afraid that Zhang Ya would be anxious and said to her quickly, "Auntie, don't be agitated. I'll take care of it. Come, come, come. Aiya, comrade, you didn't break it, right? Does it hurt? "
Xiao Yunhai wailed loudly, "Oh my, oh my elbow, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my."
"Are they all broken?"
"It doesn't hurt."
Xiao Yunhai's words made the scene explode again.
"Hahaha, this is the old lady's line. He used it first."
"This skit is so interesting. The burdens are so funny. It's great."
Huang Bo rolled his eyes and said, "It's already here. Don't use the elimination method. It's fine. Let's see if we can walk. " “
Xiao Yunhai wailed as he said, "We should be able to leave, but we'll definitely have to leave according to the schedule."
There was another burst of crazy laughter.
Zhang Ya pointed at Xiao Yunhai and said angrily, "Why did you follow the schedule?"
When Xiao Yunhai saw the car, he revealed a panicked expression and said, "Ah, that car's rim is already damaged like that. After all this fuss, I flew over from that side. Can I still be saved? Look at this, I can fly about 10 meters! "
Zhang Ya was anxious. "How can you fly 10 meters?"
Xiao Yunhai patted the ground and said, "How many meters can I fly? It's already so late. Is there any point in arguing with me about three or two meters?"
Zhang Ya said angrily, "What he said is all my lines!"
Xiao Yunhai lay on the ground and said softly, "This thing belongs to whoever says it."
Every time the two of them said a word, there was a burst of laughter. Some teachers laughed until they couldn't stand straight.
Huang Bo bent down and wanted to help Xiao Yunhai up. He said, "Hey, comrade, let me help you up first. Come, come, come. Hey, this … Didn't you rear-end that kid? "
Xiao Yunhai turned over and stood up. He pointed at Huang Bo and said happily, "The traffic policeman who handled my accident!"
Zhang Ya said, "It's over. They know each other!"
Xiao Yunhai told Huang Bo what happened. Zhang Ya also remembered how she fell.
Xiao Yunhai patted his thigh and said, "The truth is finally out. Auntie, I'm sorry. Don't be angry with me. I didn't mean to make you angry. I really had no choice, so I played it back for you."
Zhang Ya took Xiao Yunhai's hand and said, "Child, auntie misunderstood you, but you didn't leave. You still want to help auntie. Good job."
Huang Bo also gave Xiao Yunhai a thumbs up.
Xiao Yunhai laughed and said the most important sentence of the whole skit.
"Auntie, if we don't help this person who fell, won't his heart fall? If his heart falls, we can't help him up even if we want to … "
"Well said."
"That's great."
The teachers and students below the stage all cheered for Xiao Yunhai's words. Even Xiao Yunhai's teacher, Yao Wenyuan, nodded and applauded for the first time.
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