Although Xia Xiaohu was far more mature than others, he was still a young man.
Seeing that he was so popular, he couldn't help but feel proud. He glanced at Xiao Yunhai, who was about to go on stage, and sneered in his heart.
After Xia Xiaohu walked off the stage, Zhao Wanqing came up and said, "Students, there are a lot of good songs in the entertainment circle recently. I don't know if you've heard two of them. One is' Big Man 'and the other is' Preface to the Orchid Pavilion '."
"I've heard of them!" The most enthusiastic shouts came from the audience, and the atmosphere of the party suddenly became hot.
Zhao Wanqing didn't expect the students below the stage to have such a strong reaction. She quickly seized the opportunity and said, "Students, do you know who sang these two songs?"
"Yes!"
"Xiao Yunhai!"
Although the students' answers were not very neat, they were loud enough and enthusiastic enough!
"However, this time he didn't bring any songs, but a skit that he wrote, directed, and acted in. It's called 'Help Or Not'. Next, let's welcome Xiao Yunhai, Zhang Ya, and Huang Bo with warm applause for their wonderful performances! Everyone, let's welcome them! "
Suddenly, there was a thunderous applause from the audience.
When Yu Yuexian heard that Xiao Yunhai was going to perform a skit, a smile appeared on her gorgeous face. She said to Yao Wenyuan next to her, "Uncle, has this guy acted in a skit before?"
Yao Wenyuan shook his head and said, "He's acted in a lot of stage plays, but I've never seen him act in a skit that's specialized in making people laugh. However, he's always been steady, so I don't think there'll be a problem. "
At this time, Xiao Yunhai, who was wearing a shabby coat and looked more than ten years older than usual, dragged a bicycle that had been knocked over. He cried out in pain as he walked on stage. There was a helpless, sad, and angry expression on his face.
"Tell me, my biggest flaw is that I'm too fond of meddling in other people's business. Just now, I saw a car trunk open on the road, so I rode my bike and chased after it, thinking to tell someone. In the end, the car braked and I got into the trunk. As soon as I crawled out, a kind policeman patted my shoulder and said, "You're fully responsible." Don't you think I'm meddling in other people's business? I swear, if I'm going to meddle in other people's business in the future, I won't be called Hao Jian, I'll be called Very Cheap!
Upon hearing that Xiao Yunhai had given himself the name "Hao Jian," Yu Yuexian was amused on the spot. She smiled at Yao Wenyuan and said, "You don't say, this kid is really good at acting. With just a few gestures, he's able to portray a middle-aged man with an unhappy life. She seems to have improved a lot compared to when she filmed 'Grandmaster'. "
Yao Wenyuan looked at the disciple he was most proud of on the stage and said, "Even I can't see his future clearly."
Just as Xiao Yunhai finished speaking, Zhang Ya, who played the old lady, stumbled over with a fan in her hand and fell to the ground.
Xiao Yunhai pursed his lips and pretended as if nothing had happened. He muttered, "I didn't see anything."
Zhang Ya: "Ouch …"
Xiao Yunhai: "Ouch …"
Zhang Ya: "Ouch …"
Xiao Yunhai: "Ouch …"
Zhang Ya: "Ouch, oh my god."
"You win." Xiao Yunhai showed a helpless expression. He suddenly turned around and said, "Auntie, you didn't fall, right?"
Zhang Ya pretended to be in pain and said, "Ouch, my elbow! Ouch, my wavy cap! Aiya, my waist is over there! Ouch, it doesn't hurt! "
"Hahaha!"
"Pfft! I thought it would hurt. "
Applause rang out!
Xiao Yunhai's face showed a speechless expression. He said, "Auntie, it's already this time, don't use the elimination method. Since it doesn't hurt, let's see if we can still walk. "
Zhang Ya: "Okay, I'll try."
Zhang Ya lay on the ground and directly made a 360 degree rotation. Xiao Yunhai hurriedly stopped her and said, "Ouch! 'You can walk, but you're walking according to the clock!'
Zhang Ya's funny behavior and Xiao Yunhai's humorous lines directly made the scene explode with laughter!
"Oh my god, walking according to the schedule, this is too interesting."
"Haha, this is too funny."
.....
The skit was getting more and more exciting, and the applause and cheers were getting louder and louder.
Xia Xiaohu saw that the teachers and students below the stage were laughing, and his face was gloomy to the extreme.
Zhang Ya showed a painful expression. She held her waist and cried, "Ouch, why does my hip suddenly hurt?"
Xiao Yunhai snorted, glanced at her, and said unhappily, "Of course, it was rubbed when you were spinning just now. It's good that it didn't catch fire. Come, Auntie, let me help you up! "
"Pa pa"
"Fire from friction, this is too funny."
.....
Zhang Ya pointed at Xiao Yunhai's face and said with a trembling voice, "Ouch, young man, your face is bruised and purple. You fell quite badly."
Xiao Yunhai waved his hand and said, "I'm fine."
Zhang Ya nodded and praised, "You're a good child, you even know how to help Auntie up. If it were someone else, I would have run away after bumping into them! "
When Xiao Yunhai heard that, the smile on his face froze, and he gently put Zhang Ya on the ground.
Yao Wenyuan saw this and said, "There's a conflict."
Yu Yuexian nodded and said, "No wonder the skit is called 'Help or Not'. It's aimed at the focus of society. I also saw it on the Internet. After an old man fell to the ground, there were quite a lot of people watching, but no one went to help him. I have to say that this is a tragedy of modern society. "
Speaking of this, Yu Yuexian paused and said worriedly, "Yunhai, this kid, is really bold to touch on this topic. If he acts well, there will naturally be no problem. If he doesn't act well, even if there is a small problem, it will be infinitely magnified by some people with bad intentions. I hope he can handle it well. "
Xiao Yunhai and Zhang Ya gradually entered a good state, and their cooperation became more and more tacit.
Xiao Yunhai said in a very strange tone, "Auntie, you fell and became muddle-headed, and it was very sudden. You fell on your own. When you fell, I was still 10 meters away from you. Look, that's my bicycle, the irrefutable evidence. "
Zhang Ya's face showed a frightened look and said, "Ouch, the rim of the bicycle is like that. After all this time, I flew over from there. Can I still be saved? Ouch … "
"Hahaha."
"It's over. He can't explain it clearly."
The audience laughed again.
Xiao Yunhai looked at the scene and said, "Oh my God, this is really like the scene of an accident, but auntie, it's not like what you think. My bicycle was rear-ended.
Zhang Ya said, "Ouch, my tailbone!"
Xiao Yunhai hurriedly explained, "I'm talking about rear-end collision, not rear-end collision. I'm talking about the bumper, you're talking about the root of the tail."
Zhang Ya complained, "It's over. It's the New Year, and the root of the tail is broken. Okay, Suisui (Suisui) is safe!"
"Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh."
"Hahaha."
"Suisui is safe? You're too talented. "
Xiao Yunhai said earnestly: "I say, Auntie, try to recall. There really wasn't anyone who hit you."
Zhang Ya said angrily, "No one hit me and I flew more than 10 meters. If you hit me, I would have gone abroad by now."
Xiao Yunhai opened his eyes wide and said anxiously, "No, auntie, who are you? Can you go abroad without a visa? Besides, you didn't fly more than 10 meters. "
Zhang Ya said angrily, "How many meters do I have to fly? At this time, you're still arguing about the three meters and two meters. What's the point? "
Xiao Yunhai sighed and said, "Okay, auntie, let's not argue. Let's look at the pictures. Fortunately, there are cameras installed in the streets and alleys …"
Xiao Yunhai deliberately looked diagonally upwards, pursed his lips, and said, "Where's the head? It's over. The head is gone. If I continue to argue, there will be no head. I can't clear my name even if I jump into the Yellow River. "
"Hahaha."
"There are no cameras. This guy is finished."
Zhang Ya stopped Xiao Yunhai and said, "What, you still want to leave?"
Xiao Yunhai turned his head and said with a sly smile, "I definitely can't make it. I have to run."
"Hahaha."
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