Huang Bo tugged at his clothes and snorted disdainfully.
Xiao Yunhai said, "What are you snorting for?! I'm praising you. Why don't you like it? Alright then, look at your facial features. Which one of them passes? It wasn't easy for you to have an oval face, but it's so long! "
Xiao Yunhai pointed at Zhang Ya and said, "She's such a good woman. You can't even control yourself. Do you know how many men outside can't control themselves when they see her?"
Zhang Ya slapped her thigh and shouted happily, "Beautiful! So you're the slow type! "
Huang Bo said, "Dongmei, logically speaking, we're divorced. I shouldn't care about your matters anymore. But only my feet know if this shoe is suitable."
Xiao Yunhai raised his foot and said, "Ah, then one of us knows and the other doesn't!"
Huang Bo revealed a speechless expression and said, "I'm really defeated by your naivety!"
Xiao Yunhai raised his foot again and said tit for tat, "It's not naivety that defeated you, it's' shoeless'!"
Huang Bo said angrily, "Aiyaya, I'm leaving!"
Zhang Ya said, "Old Gao, I'll see you at the golf course tomorrow. Let me meet your 'her' too. Little Jian, accompany me to play golf tomorrow. "
Xiao Yunhai said, "Do I need to wait until tomorrow to beat him? Your name is Ralph? "
As he spoke, he grabbed Huang Bo's neck and was about to beat him up.
Zhang Ya quickly pulled him away.
The audience below the stage was already laughing.
Huang Bo said, "Dongmei, you know the purpose of my visit today. It's to remarry you. But I saw that you didn't have that intention, so I made up a story about my little girlfriend. I wanted to regain some face, but I didn't expect … "
Zhang Ya asked, "What? You made up the story about your little girlfriend? "
Huang Bo nodded and said, "Yes."
Zhang Ya said happily, "I knew it! Which girl would be so blind as to take a fancy to you? Hahaha, we made it up too. This is my lobby manager. He's here to give me a gift. Just in time. "
Huang Bo said, "What? Is he your lobby manager? "
Xiao Yunhai said proudly, "What? He's in charge of his career! "
At this time, Lin Lu rushed in from the outside and pointed at Xiao Yunhai who was sitting on the sofa. "Hao Jian, you have to give me an explanation today!"
Zhang Ya hurriedly pulled her back and said, "Sister-in-law, you might have misunderstood. The young couple needed to communicate with each other. Once they did, everything would be fine. Just like your brother-in-law and I, we divorced because of a small misunderstanding. "
Huang Bo laughed and said, "In the end, I became your ex-husband!"
Xiao Yunhai pointed at the two of them and said, "They've made up now!"
Huang Bo said, "That's why I said that trust should come first between husband and wife."
Zhang Ya continued, "Without trust, there is no happiness! Come, Sister-in-law, sit down and calm down! Hao Jian, quick, coax your wife! "
Lin Lu said, "Alright, Hao Jian, you speak. I'll listen to what you have to say. "
Xiao Yunhai took out a pear from the fruit basket and said, "What else do we have to talk about? Do you want a pear?"
Lin Lu thought that he wanted to divorce her, so she cried, "Divorce?! Mmm, mmm, mmm … "
Xiao Yunhai waved the pear in his hand and said, "I'm asking you if you want a pear?"
Lin Lu covered her face and said, "Fine, I'll divorce you!"
Seeing the misunderstanding between the two, the audience below the stage laughed again.
Xiao Yunhai said, "I'm talking about apples, persimmons, plums, chestnuts, and tangerines!"
The audience laughed again.
Lin Lu also realized that she had misunderstood him. She laughed through her tears and said, "This is a tangerine? I'm really defeated by your naivety! "
Xiao Yunhai flicked his shoe and said, "It's not naivety that defeated you …"
Zhang Ya, Huang Bo, and Xiao Yunhai shouted together, "It's' No Shoes'!"
The skit came to an end. The audience cheered thunderously. The applause and cheers almost overturned the studio.
"Yun Huang is really too talented. I love him to death. "
"When he was the host, I thought that Yun Huang's skit would be no problem. But I didn't expect that he could act so funny. "
"Hua Xia's comedians, learn from Yun Huang. This is a real skit. "
Yao Na smiled bitterly and said, "Brother Huan, I'm going to touch up my makeup. This brat messed up my makeup. "
Chen Huan took off her glasses and wiped the tears in her eyes. She said, "I can't stop laughing because of him."
Ouyang Zhaoming narrowed his eyes and said to Chen Zhan, "Old Chen, we can use this skit as the highlight of our gala. It will definitely attract a lot of audience."
Chen Zhan said, "I understand. After the gala, I'll get someone to publicize it on the Internet. "
On the stage, Xiao Yunhai and the other three held hands and bowed deeply to the audience.
The audience was not stingy with their applause. Once again, it swept through the sky and swept the earth.
The four of them were about to get off the stage, but they were stopped by He Feng and Sun Xiaoyue.
He Feng smiled and said, "Your skit was great. I saw that everyone was laughing. Right? "
"Yes," the audience said in unison.
He Feng said, "This book is called 'Today's Happiness'. Who wrote it?"
Huang Bo and the other two pointed at Xiao Yunhai and said, "Him."
Sun Xiaoyue said, "I knew it. My admiration for Yun Huang is like a surging river. It's endless. It's like the overflowing Yellow River. Once it starts, it can't be stopped. "
"Eh …" The audience snorted at Sun Xiaoyue's words.
Xiao Yunhai smiled and said, "Sister Xiaoyue, I don't believe a single punctuation mark of your words."
"Pfft."
"Hahaha."
"You don't even believe in punctuation marks? That's hilarious."
The audience laughed again.
He Feng couldn't help but laugh and said, "Mr. Xiao, this skit's script is really good. The four of you performed very well. It's New Year's Eve. Do you have any blessings for everyone? "
Huang Bo said, "We wish everyone great fortune, small fortune, unexpected fortune, and endless wealth."
Lin Lu said, "Family, friendship, love, and happiness."
Zhang Ya said, "Luck in office, luck in wealth, luck in love affairs, luck in prosperity."
Xiao Yunhai said, "Lovers, family, and friends, everyone is safe and sound!"
The four of them said in unison, "Happy New Year to everyone, good health, and happiness!"
He Feng shouted, "Yes!"
The audience also applauded enthusiastically.
After the skit, the four of them came down the stage and watched with great interest.
Mango TV had put in a lot of effort since it was their first New Year's gala. Magic, skit, crosstalk, song, dance, and other programs were done very well. They didn't have political implications like they did in his previous life.
In the middle, Lin Lu and Huang Bo were called out by Chen Zhan. When they came back, they looked at Xiao Yunhai but didn't say anything.
The gala lasted for four and a half hours before it ended.
Xiao Yunhai chatted with Chen Huan, Ye Yongren, and Yao Na before leaving.
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