On the stage, Xiao Yunhai and Zhang Ya panicked when they heard a series of knocks on the door.
In the panic, Xiao Yunhai accidentally tripped on the sofa and dropped his shoes.
"Hurry up and hide behind the curtains!" Zhang Ya picked up one of the shoes and threw it over. "Here's your shoe!"
In the end, Xiao Yunhai did not manage to catch it and the shoe fell out of the window.
Xiao Yunhai sighed and said, "It's over. I'm not afraid of the shadow anymore!"
Zhang Ya sternly scolded, "Get in!"
After Zhang Ya said that, she tidied up her clothes and opened the door.
Huang Bo was wearing a suit and had combed his hair back. He walked in with his hands behind his back.
When they saw him, the audience gave him face and applauded.
After Huang Bo came in, he touched everything with a look of affection and asked, "Have you changed everything?"
Zhang Ya said, "Yes, what else would I use? Didn't I ask you to move away when we got divorced? "
"Pfft."
"Hahaha."
The audience laughed.
Huang Bo asked doubtfully, "Is that so?"
Zhang Ya said, "Old Gao, have you forgotten? When you left, there was only me and the load-bearing wall left in the house! "
"Haha, damn, that's too cruel."
"I can't take it anymore. They're too funny."
Some of the audience laughed until their stomachs hurt.
Huang Bo walked to the window and sighed. "Back then, I was too impulsive! Hahahaha! "
After he finished speaking, he drew the curtains on both sides, revealing Xiao Yun Hai's face full of terror.
Zhang Ya quickly ran over and pulled the curtains back to block Xiao Yunhai. "Why are you pulling the curtains? It's the middle of the night! "
"Pfft."
"Hahaha."
"This skit is too interesting.
Huang Bo pointed at Zhang Ya and said, "Back then, you were this shy. I was shy too!"
He turned around and grabbed Xiao Yunhai's hand from behind the curtain. Leading him out, he said, "I'll hold your hand, just like now. My little heart, thump thump thump thump."
Zhang Ya's eyes were filled with horror. She covered her mouth and couldn't speak.
The audience roared with laughter, and the audience laughed like crazy.
Yao Na could no longer maintain her Heavenly Queen demeanor. She couldn't help but slap the armrest on her seat.
The director of Mango TV, Ouyang Zhaoming, also laughed heartily. He even laughed until tears came out of his eyes.
Chen Xiuzhu and Xiao Yunling clutched their stomachs and laughed until they were out of breath.
Even the usually serious Xiao Qi Feng couldn't help but shake his head and laugh.
This was definitely the climax of the entire skit.
As Huang Bo walked, he said, "The two of us were holding hands and walking on the asphalt road. Then, we bumped into your mother! You're so scared. "
He saw Zhang Ya's expression, so he let go of Xiao Yunhai's hand and pointed at her. "Yes! You had this expression at that time! When you saw your mother, you immediately pulled your hand away and ran into the forest. "
Xiao Yunhai took the opportunity to escape and ran into the curtain again.
Huang Bo became more and more excited as he spoke. "The moment I saw you leave, I chased after you! Aiya, I chased after you! You just ran! I just chased after you! You just ran! I saw that I couldn't catch up to you, so I waited for you! In the end, you bumped into my arms! "
As Huang Bo spoke, he chased after Xiao Yunhai through the curtain. Then, he suddenly stopped and hugged Xiao Yunhai.
Zhang Ya was frightened. She kicked the curtain and shouted, "I'll go!"
While Huang Bo was kicked, Xiao Yunhai quickly came out from the right curtain and hid behind the left curtain.
This performance once again caused everyone to roar with laughter.
Huang Bo walked out holding his stomach and said, "Aiya, damn! Your merciless kick kicked me out of my memories and brought me back to reality! "
Xiao Yunhai poked his head out from behind the curtain and pointed at his cell phone, chattering non-stop to Zhang Ya.
Zhang Ya frowned and said, "Hao Jian!"
Huang Bo, who was about to sit on the sofa, thought that she was talking about him. He said with an ugly expression, "Okay, I'm cheap! I'm so cheap! "
Zhang Ya explained, "I'm not talking about you …"
Huang Bo waved his hand and sat on the sofa. He said, "Don't say anymore! I'm here today to tell you a piece of good news. I'm getting married again! I found a young girlfriend. She's young, pretty, and rich. Don't you think it's infuriating? Hehehehe. I want you to check her out for me today. If a narrow-minded person like you thinks she's good, then we'll get married! Of course, as long as you don't agree, it won't work! Hehehehe, doesn't that make you feel a little uncomfortable? "
Seeing Huang Bo's smug look and hearing his funny lines, the audience roared with laughter.
Zhang Ya sighed and said, "If you say that, then my heart … will feel so good! Hehehehe! "
"Since you've said it out loud, then help me check her out! Come, show your face, my precious! "
Zhang Ya suddenly pulled open the curtains and revealed Xiao Yunhai. He was sitting on the window, taking off his shoes.
The audience was already laughing uncontrollably. Now that they saw Xiao Yunhai's appearance, they could not stop laughing.
Xiao Yunhai laughed foolishly and said, "My shoes are hanging on the tree branch!"
Zhang Ya smiled and said, "Don't hide. It's all out! Come, let me introduce you. Hao Jian, my little boyfriend. Old Gao, my ex-husband. "
Xiao Yunhai stretched out his hand and said with an awkward smile, "Brother Ex-husband. Why don't you guys chat first? I have a meeting at my place. "
Zhang Ya pulled Xiao Yunhai over and said, "What meeting?"
Xiao Yunhai showed her his phone and said, "It's a misunderstanding!"
Zhang Ya whispered, "Cooperate."
Xiao Yunhai looked at his phone and said, "It's not that I don't want to cooperate. It looks like there are three people, but there are actually four of them!"
Zhang Ya was puzzled and asked, "Four people?"
Xiao Yunhai waved his phone and said, "Yeah."
Zhang Ya misunderstood. She quickly rubbed her stomach and said, "Hahahaha, why do you have to tell everyone?"
Xiao Yunhai was on the verge of tears. He covered his face and said, "Oh my God!"
The audience burst out laughing and couldn't stop jeering.
Even the celebrities who had finished their performances were laughing so hard that they were swaying back and forth.
Following that, the conversation between the three of them was filled with jokes.
Finally, Lin Lu's voice was heard from Xiao Yunhai's phone.
"Hao Jian, I hate you!"
Zhang Ya jumped in fright and said, "Huh? Xiao Jian, your phone's ringtone is too noisy. I'll turn it off for you! "
Xiao Yunhai hurriedly pounced over, saying: "No! This is from my wife! "
Zhang Ya interrupted him and said, "That … Phones have radiation. It's not good for the baby."
Xiao Yunhai pulled a long face and said, "You only care about the baby. Don't you care about the baby?"
Laughter rang out again.
Zhang Ya whispered, "Hao Jian, I'll help you with your wife. Now you have to help me! I'm begging you! "
Xiao Yunhai nodded and said, "Okay, okay! Hurry up if you need anything. I don't have much time left! Boss, why did you two get a divorce? Brother Ex-husband looks like a scumbag! "
"Pfft!"
"Hahaha!"
"A scumbag? That's hilarious."
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