Wu Yifa switched the TV and said, "It's done. You can leave now."
Xiao Yunhai was unhappy and said, "Wait a minute. What did you say about me just now? You said that I look like a human, but I never do anything. Let me ask you, why do I look like a human? No, what right do you have to say that I look like a human … I'm so angry. "
"Hahaha."
Xiao Yunhai's question caused another round of laughter.
Wu Yifa explained, "Why do you take my wife's words to heart? Come, I'll give you a hundred yuan for mental damage. "
Xiao Yunhai said angrily, "Which mental patient is cured with a hundred yuan?"
"Hahaha."
Wu Yifa could not stand Xiao Yunhai's pestering and said, "No, are you done? Hurry up and leave. "
Xiao Yunhai pushed gently with his arm and said, "Aiya? Give me a big push, Mom, Mom. "
"What's wrong? What's wrong, baby? Aiya, this, this, this, this … "
Wu Yifa said, "Son, what are you doing? The floor is cold. Get up."
Xiao Yunhai said: "Father … I came here this time because I wanted to take another look at you. My future dad had a heart attack because of money. That heart, a bypass. After the X-ray, the doctor was shocked when he saw it. Isn't this the famous Xizhimen overpass … "
Xiao Yunhai made up a story for a while. He wanted to mess with Wu Yifa, but he did not expect it to be perfect. Just as he was about to leave, Wu Yifa suddenly shouted, "Wait a minute! Do you think you can come empty-handed? "
Xiao Yunhai was dumbfounded.
The audience below the stage and in front of the TV saw the plot twist and could not help but laugh.
Xiao Yunhai pursed his lips and said, "You … you … you know, I came here in a hurry."
Wu Yifa said, "Then you can't go in a hurry. Have you forgotten? You said you brought it and put it in your pocket. "
Xiao Yunhai took out the money and said: "In my pocket is the compensation for my mental trauma."
Wu Yifa said, "That pocket."
Xiao Yunhai said, "This pocket is my own salary. Besides, even if I give it to my mom, she won't accept it. "
Wang Siyu stepped forward and snatched the money from Xiao Yunhai's hands. She said, "This is a gift from your son. Mother must take it."
"Hahaha."
At this point, the skit had reached its climax. The audience at the scene and in front of the TV
Everyone was convulsing with laughter, and some even had tears flowing out of their eyes.
"This is too funny."
"Oh my god, I can't take it anymore."
"My stomach is hurting."
Seeing that his wife had brought all the money, Wu Yifa said complacently, "Okay, son, let's go back now."
Xiao Yunhai stared at him with wide eyes and asked, "Who is it? Me? I'm going back just like that. Huh? Dad? "
The audience laughed again.
Wang Siyu patted the television and said, "Son, you came to visit me and even gave me money. It's not good for me not to take it. Come, son, wear it back."
"Hahaha."
Xiao Yunhai was stunned and said, "No, it'll be so congested if I wear it back during commuting hours. “
Wang Siyu said, "You should go back and take care of your dad."
Xiao Yunhai turned his head to look at Wu Yifa and winked at him. "Do you need me to take care of you? Dad. "
Wu Yifa said, "Uh … Why don't we let him go and see his grandma? He'll just wear his grandma's TV back."
Wang Siyu said, "No, his grandma doesn't have a TV."
Wu Yifa exclaimed, covered his face, and said, "Then it's over."
Xiao Yunhai looked at him, and said: "No, I'm not. You're giving up on me just like that? "
Wang Siyu picked up the remote control and asked, "Son, which channel did you transmigrate from? The local channel or the central channel? "
Xiao Yunhai turned his head to look at Wu Yifa and said, "Ah, Dad … You choose a channel."
Wu Yifa waved his hand. "Wear it."
Xiao Yunhai pulled a long face and said, "Transmigrate?"
Wu Yifa said, "There's nothing I can do."
Xiao Yunhai said, "What you mean is that you want me to perish together with your TV."
.....
In this segment, almost every sentence was a burden, causing the crowd to burst into laughter.
Wang Siyu said, "Son, your visit this time made me understand that happiness is actually very simple. Don't always think that you don't have anything. Think more about what you have. "
Xiao Yunhai immediately turned his trouser pocket over and said, "Mom, if you really understand, think about what your son had in his pocket before he came here. Now, there's nothing."
Wu Yifa interrupted, "You two are talking about two different things."
Wang Siyu made a parting gesture and said, "Son, wear it."
Xiao Yunhai said, "When I came here, no one told me that I had to go back and forth. Mom, I can't bear to leave you. "
Wang Siyu said, "Mom can't bear to leave you either …"
Xiao Yunhai said, "I can't bear to leave myself either."
Wu Yifa said, "I can't bear to leave the TV either."
Wang Siyu suddenly said, "Hubby, if you really can't bear to leave, then wear it with your son. Son, bring your father along to wear it. Let me broaden my horizons. "
Xiao Yunhai smiled bitterly and said, "You're seeing. We're going to see. Dad, the elders wear it first. "
Wu Yifa glanced at Wang Siyu and said, "What's the point of wearing it? Look at your mother. She'll be exposed."
Wang Siyu snorted and said, "It's acting. There must be a beginning and an end, right, Hao Jian?"
Xiao Yunhai lowered his head and turned around. He said, "Mom."
Wu Yifa said, "Honey, I was wrong. I shouldn't have lied to you."
Wang Siyu said, "I have prenatal syndrome, but I'm not stupid. How can I tell what's lying? What's love? "
"Honey!"
"Hubby!"
Seeing the two of them being lovey-dovey, Xiao Yunhai said, "How about this? I'll treat the two of you to a bath? "
Wang Siyu smiled and said, "Hao Jian, I want to thank you too. I'll return the money … Aiya."
Wu Yifa said anxiously, "What's wrong, honey?"
Xiao Yunhai said, "She's about to give birth! Quickly send her to the hospital. "
Wu Yifa carried Wang Siyu and walked away. Wang Siyu was still shouting, "Hao Jian, this money, this money …"
Xiao Yunhai said, "What money? Just treat it as a New Year's gift to the child!"
The skit finally came to an end at this point.
The venue was filled with thunderous applause. Screams and cheers rose and fell.
The host, Gao Ping, walked up to the stage and asked loudly, "What do you think of this skit?"
Everyone shouted in unison, "Good."
Gao Ping said, "Then let's invite the three of them up to the stage and have a chat, okay?"
"Okay."
Xiao Yunhai, Wu Yifa, and Wang Siyu appeared in front of everyone once again.
Gao Ping asked, "Three bosses, who wrote this skit?"
Xiao Yunhai said, "I wrote it."
Gao Ping chuckled and said, "Then how did you get the two of them to agree to act in it?"
Xiao Yunhai said, "If they didn't come forward to perform, I wouldn't come over. There was no other way.
We had to come. "
Gao Ping said, "So that's how it is. Boss Wu, have you studied acting before? "
Wu Yifa waved his hand and said, "I haven't studied it systematically. I've only performed on the school stage a few times. Previously, in order to not drag Old Xiao down, we invited a professional to teach for a few days. "
Gao Ping smiled and said, "I see. But even though this show is good, it's still missing one person. "
Xiao Yunhai said, "She'll be here soon. The three of us still have to accompany her."
Gao Ping said, "Then let's give a round of applause to welcome Miss Zhao to the song 'Wake
Up by the Ear. '"
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