"Hahaha."
"Aiya, what the heck?"
Wu Yifa said, "You didn't bite it, did you?"
Wang Siyu said in a reasonable tone to Wu Yifa, "If it didn't bite me, could I bite it first? Then wouldn't I be unreasonable?! "
Wu Yifa gave her a thumbs up and said, "You're so generous! You'll win the dog over with virtue! "
As soon as this joke came out, everyone was rocking back and forth with laughter.
Talking reason with a dog, winning the dog over with virtue, what a joke.
Wang Siyu suddenly cried and complained, "Hubby, if we leave one day, the child will be alone in the world!"
Wu Yifa comforted her, "Don't cry, don't cry. When we leave, we'll take the child with us."
"Hahaha."
Wang Siyu scolded, "You're so stupid! Ah! Look at people praising other people's husbands! They all say that your husband is really capable, your husband is really promising, your husband is really talented, and they praise me, your husband is really good! "
"Pfft."
"Hahaha."
"Such praise is really not good."
Soon, the phone rang.
After Wu Yifa picked it up, Xiao Yunhai's voice came through.
"Hello? Is this Dad? "
"Who is it? You're so polite! "
"I'm your future child, I'm going to travel back in time from 2042 to see you two."
Wang Siyu said angrily, "Liar! If you cheat like this, you'll starve yourself to death. "
At this moment, Xiao Yunhai suddenly popped his head out of a cardboard box TV and shouted, "Dad!"
Wu Yifa said, "Don't! Ancestor! Except for my wife, you can take anything valuable in the house! "
Wang Siyu was trembling with fear. She pointed at the television and said, "Especially the television. If you don't take it away, I won't dare to watch it in the future! "
After that, Wang Siyu fainted.
"Ah! Wife! Wife! "
Wu Yifa was shocked and looked at Xiao Yunhai, "Didn't I tell you to hide in the fridge?"
"Hide in the fridge? Didn't I catch a cold? "
"Then you can't come out of the TV, you scared my wife."
Xiao Yunhai argued, "Wouldn't it be more time-traveling if you came out of the TV?"
Wu Yifa said angrily, "Are you pretending to be Fourth Brother here?"
Xiao Yunhai retorted, "Even if Emperor Ah Ma hid him in the fridge, wouldn't he still be cold?"
The two's questions and answers made the audience laugh.
"Oh my god, I've transmigrated from the TV. It's so interesting. "
"Time travel, time travel again. Yun Huang is the originator of time travel dramas. It's so fun. "
At this time, Wang Siyu woke up. Xiao Yunhai quickly said, "Mom! Don't be afraid! I'm the child in your belly. "
Wang Siyu said, "I believe you! You can put it back on first. "
Xiao Yunhai said, "Don't, Mom! It wasn't easy for me to transmigrate here. "
Wang Siyu fainted again.
Wu Yifa quickly woke her up. Xiao Yunhai said, "Mom! It's been thirty years, I've been looking for the starting point of my life. The purpose of my trip is to see what kind of great woman could give birth to me. "
Wang Siyu said with a sad face, "It was an accident."
"Hahaha."
Wu Yifa rolled his eyes and said, "Sigh. You said you're my son. What's your name?
Is it? "
Xiao Yunhai said, "Dad, you can name me now. I'll be whatever you name me."
Wu Yifa thought for a moment and said, "Eyeballs!"
Xiao Yunhai was unhappy and said, "Dad, think twice! Think about it carefully. Every rash decision you make will affect my future. Give me a name. "
"Hahaha."
Wu Yifa said, "Eyeballs it is!"
Xiao Yunhai took out his ID and said, "Mom, I have an ID!"
Wang Siyu said, "Deng Eyeballs!"
Wu Yifa slapped his thigh and said, "It's my son! He didn't run away! "
At this point in the plot, the three people's performance was getting better and better.
Wang Siyu asked, "Son, tell Mom about our family's future."
Xiao Yunhai bragged, "My future dad is amazing. He's a big entrepreneur."
Wang Siyu asked doubtfully, "Really?"
Beside him, Wu Yifa raised his head and revealed an impressed expression.
Wang Siyu said happily, "Hubby, you didn't let me down."
Wu Yifa snorted and said in high spirits, "Sigh. I'll say it again and again, how can a woman who loses her trust win the world? "
After saying that, he fanned his jacket a few times and made a smug pose.
The audience laughed again.
Wang Siyu said, "Son, what's your job now?"
Xiao Yunhai was stunned. He touched his nose and turned to look at Wu Yifa and said softly, "Ah? Dad? We didn't discuss it before. "
Wu Yifa rubbed his nose and said, "What's there to discuss? Just say it casually. Your mom doesn't know anyway."
Xiao Yunhai said hesitantly, "I rub … mud … ash, gather ash into a pile … I do research on human skin."
Wang Siyu said with a surprised face, "Oh, you do medicine."
Xiao Yunhai nodded and said, "Study of human skin dirt!"
"Oh, damn."
"Haha, I'm dying of laughter. Study of human skin?" “
Study of human skin dirt. Isn't that about scrubbing? "
"This skit is amazing."
Wang Siyu said, "Oh, I've let you listen to so much prenatal music for nothing."
Xiao Yunhai quickly shook his head and said, "I didn't listen to it for nothing. Every time I clean someone's dirt, I play a drum set for them."
Xiao Yunhai imitated the sound of a drum set with his mouth and played a melody. He said, "Okay, Big Brother. Let's see what's next! "
When Wu Yifa heard it, he immediately pushed him.
Xiao Yunhai immediately reacted and explained, "Well, the top card means the chief of the band, the top card."
Wang Siyu nodded and said, "Oh, my God, you scared me. I thought he was scrubbing."
"Hahaha."
"Oh, damn, I'm dying of laughter."
Wu Yifa said, "My son is good at both the pen and the sword. He's like me!"
Wang Siyu said happily, "Honey, you're the best!"
Xiao Yunhai said, "He's the best because he has a good buddy by his side."
Wang Siyu agreed and said, "Good buddies are too important. Your father is not doing well now because of his good buddies, especially that Hao Jian."
Xiao Yunhai's face changed and he was stunned.
"Woo …"
The audience below the stage laughed and jeered at the same time.
Xiao Yunhai said tentatively, "Isn't Uncle Hao Jian my dad's best buddy?"
Wu Yifa quickly said, "Honey, I won't allow you to sow discord between me and my buddy."
Wang Siyu was puzzled and said, "Didn't you say it yourself? You said that you wanted to vomit when you saw Hao Jian. You also said that Hao Jian looked like a human, but he never did anything. Your dad also said, said … "
Wu Yifa quickly interrupted her and said, "Go, there's still half a cucumber left in the fridge. Cook four dishes for the child."
"Pfft."
"Hahaha."
"Half a cucumber to cook four dishes. Only Yun Huang can think of it."
"Yun Huang is Yun Huang. The skit he wrote is really good."
On the stage, Xiao Yunhai looked at Wu Yifa and said with a snort, "You're hosting guests.
You're quite extravagant! "
The audience laughed again.
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