Garrio walked away as if he had understood something. Before he left, Sister You gave him a kilogram of poor elements!
I'm rich!
Everyone was in an uproar. What they had given before didn't even add up to a kilogram!
The representatives of the various countries couldn't sit still and frantically asked their scientists to come up with the latest theories.
"Our cutting-edge theories seem to be more funny?"
"Quick! Top conjecture! "
Previously, when they saw the aliens laughing at Newton, they thought that those ancient and classic laws were more funny.
Now it seemed that it wasn't. The joke wasn't just about mistakes. Sometimes, it was actually because the methods of the Earthlings were too bloated, or they took too many detours, and the detours were very strange.
If this kind of detour could be said to be creative, it would be even funnier!
Sister You stuffed a kilogram of poor elements into Garrio's hands and said, "You must make that measuring instrument! Poor elements can help you. I really want to see you guys work hard to make it and then use that machine to measure the neutrino mass. Hahahaha! "
Seeing that the aliens had scattered a kilogram of poor elements for such a reason, what else did everyone not understand?
The aliens were now like a scientist waiting to see others work hard to build a large scale Earth.
Giving poor elements was a kind of investment, but it was just investing in a palace level comical project!
But this was a comical project for the aliens, but for the Earthlings? This wasn't funny!
Because the road had to be taken step by step, turning complexity into simplicity, making a technology more and more efficient was a slow process.
As long as they continued to optimize, one day, the technology would be more mature and simpler.
In short, they had to be able to do it first, from nothing to something.
As long as the aliens were happy, the Earthlings didn't care about being laughed at. They just wanted to get benefits!
Now that the aliens were actually 'spending huge sums of money' to encourage this because it was funny, how could the various countries think about it? They quickly took out those cutting-edge theories that couldn't be realized and technical configurations that hadn't been proven.
Among them, there were more than a dozen alloy structures designed for poor elements.
"Hahaha! This is a subatomic grenade cluster? "Sister You held an advanced theoretical document and laughed.
"Hehehe, yes!" A cosmic ray expert laughed foolishly.
"Do you know what you're talking about? Say it again for me to hear! "
The expert licked his lips and said expectantly, "This is our Earth's most advanced subatomic grenade cluster design … It's used here …"
After letting someone explain it again, Sister You couldn't stop laughing.
At the same time, Lan Baishe was frantically recording. "Good stuff! Good stuff! "
Sister You looked at the alloy structure that had been designed a few hours after obtaining the Poor Elements. She shook her head and smiled. "Is this how you use the Poor Elements?"
On the other side, Lan Bai She was frantically copying, "What the f * ck, it can actually be used like this?"
"This is the theoretical model of your latest microwave detector? Pfft … To think that you guys thought of it! "Sister You said with a laugh.
On the other side, Lan Bai She was frantically copying, "Inconceivable, this design is awesome! They're at least eighty years ahead of us! "
"What the hell is this …" Sister You threw away a pile of information.
Lan Baishe had already filed it away. "These are completely unimaginable designs …"
He watched as the frontline mocked others for being trash, while the backline crazily copied their designs.
Mo Qiong sighed. "As expected of you, Lord Gou. You're still the best."
Master Gou took a puff of his cigarette and said, "It's just a trick. In a situation where the information is not equal, the smarter the person, the easier it is to trick them. It's just a small trick, you're overpraising me."
Mo Qiong was speechless. "If this is a small trick, then what's the big trick?"
Master Gou said, "If it weren't for Canaan being too cautious and not allowing it, to be honest … if she just let me go, I wouldn't even need to pay a single Poor Element. I could just use my mouth to sell galaxies and get their technology."
Mo Qiong grinned. "You're too ruthless!"
Using his mouth to sell galaxies, this trick was also used. Didn't he use the sovereignty of the Solar System in exchange for the other party's crazy fawning?
This idea was also Master Gou's. Because of the plight of being held captive by the aliens, the other party hoped to have room for development.
With this mentality, with just a few words, ceding a few galaxies could definitely be exchanged for benefits.
However, this plan was rejected by Canaan in the end. The reason was naturally that it was not good to always be empty-handed. The Sirius Star Sector was a private territory, this was what the aliens said. Then, the aliens kept using this to exchange for things from Earth, making them look like alien swindlers.
If there was too much, the other party would always be paying, and there would be mistakes.
Compared to the ethereal benefits of galaxies, the Poor Element was a real benefit. The benefits obtained were enough to give the other party a huge impact, making them curry favor as if they had lost their minds.
The lively comedy performance of the scientific community continued until the evening.
The advisory group was ranked according to seniority, and it was now the turn of a young astrophysicist.
"What? 67.80 ± 0.7 km/s/million seconds difference? "
Sister You smiled as if no one was around and asked the astrophysicist to say it again.
The astronomer smiled and said, "This is indeed our Hubble constant …"
"Constant? Constant? Hahahahaha … "
Sister You laughed and pointed at the professor, trembling. "Quick, let me see you … Hehehe … How did you prove it … Quickly calculate it and see … Hahaha!"
The Hubble constant here was different from that of the Lan Bai Club, so naturally, it had to be verified.
So, the astronomer brought the alien to the Tennuo Observatory and calculated it again through the observation data of the New Planck Satellite.
The calculation process was very serious, but the representatives of the various countries could see that the alien stood in front of the computer and watched the calculation process of the expert. Its body was trembling, its expression collapsed, and it was laughing silently. It was very difficult.
The researcher at the Lan Bai Club said, "This is a brand new calculation method. So it's not a problem with the accuracy of the equipment?"
"Of course not. The other side has an extremely sophisticated microwave satellite. They have already obtained very complete microwave data. It's just that the engineering is biased, and the microwave analysis is still a bit lacking. This is a problem with the computer, but it's much more accurate than us." Dean Canaan said.
"Eh? Didn't they have a light quantum computer before? Why is the microwave analysis still a bit lacking? "The researcher asked.
"That was just a theory. The computer engineering is still missing the most precise part, unless …" Canaan said and fell into deep thought.
On the other side, the advisory group was also chatting.
"Isn't our Hubble constant accurate enough?"
"Sigh, we can't blame the alien for laughing. We have actually been modifying the calculation of the Hubble constant." An expert sighed.
"The results of various calculation methods have not been unified until now, so there is still a 0.7 threshold difference."
The value calculated by Hubble back then was as high as 500, so when the age of the universe was calculated, it was only two billion years … It was scolded by geologists like a dog: I found a stone that was older than the age of the universe!
Hubble once doubted life because of this and spent decades to improve the accuracy.
Later, it was constantly modified. With the observation accuracy brought by technology and the improvement of computers, it was now calculated to 67.8.
This was a popular joke in the academic world on Earth.
"Constant … Haha, what do you think?" Sister You wiped her tears.
The astronomer couldn't laugh anymore because in his eyes, when the new detection satellite was launched, the microwave data had reached the most perfect accuracy. This constant should be infinitely close to the truth.
He stood up and asked seriously and expectantly, "Then what is the Hubble constant?"
Sister You shook her head and stretched out a palm.
"???" The scientists fell into deep thought.
"Fifty-five?"
"Impossible, how can it be such a good number? It should mean that they also have a threshold difference of plus or minus 0.5."
"Uh, everyone, maybe she just doesn't want to say it …"
The scientists were anxious and helpless. They were too eager to get an answer, but if the alien didn't want to say it, there was nothing they could do.
However, seeing that she was happy, the representatives of the various countries took the opportunity to ask for poor elements.
In response, Sister You smiled and threw out a poor stone. Immediately, countless researchers rushed up and snatched it away like crazy.
However, the scientist still asked, "Please, tell me the Hubble constant. There can't be a problem with our calculation method. This value is already the most accurate!"
Seeing this, Sister You frowned slightly.
The representatives of the various countries were shocked and hurriedly wanted the astronomer to leave.
Sister You stopped him and said, "A civilization that only knows how to reach out and ask for technology is really not cute. This should be calculated by you yourselves."
"You have complete cosmic microwave data. Although the design of your light quantum computer is ridiculous, it's still very simple to calculate this constant," the astronomer said in a low voice.
"You have also seen the design of the light quantum computer before. Our engineering is missing the most important part, the light quantum pipe. Without it, we can't operate at all. That thing is not something that can be made with poor elements. We are completely lacking in engineering technology. "
Sister You stared at the astronomer and fell silent.
The representatives of the various countries panicked, but they didn't know that she was having a heated discussion with Mo Qiong and the others.
"Not good, the alien hates people who reach out."
"We have also confirmed before that she doesn't like to turn a matter into a transaction. She is only willing to give alms."
"Hurry up and take this person away. Go and prepare dinner!"
Someone immediately came in and took the astronomer away. In response, the man was dejected.
However, when he was dragged to the door, the alien suddenly threw out something.
"Bada …"
It was a small gear that looked like it was made of ordinary iron.
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