In fact, Newtonian mechanics was only suitable for the classical universe. It was not necessarily true that everything followed the three laws.
But at least, at the current stage, it was still a classical law, and it was still used in many places.
However, in front of the aliens, these might be very ridiculous.
Just look at the aliens, they were laughing like crazy...
"Are our scientific theories a joke?"
"This is too much..."
While everyone was laughing on the surface, some scientists felt very uncomfortable in their hearts. But thinking about it carefully, this was understandable.
There was a gap of 100,000 years between them and the aliens. Not to mention 100,000 years, even the cognition of thousands of years ago was ridiculous now.
From the aliens' point of view, the Earthlings seriously put the 'laws' in the form of axioms in the data and presented them to her. This was completely presenting a collection of jokes.
"But there's no need to laugh like this." A physicist said secretly.
"Because of cultural differences, modern people might not laugh like this when they see some nonsense theories from the ancients, but that's because they already knew. After all, they came from the same origin, so they had expectations in their hearts."
A sociologist whispered, "But the aliens are different. Think about it, a joke that has been heard before will naturally not be so funny. But the aliens don't know how the Earthlings see the world. They have no psychological expectations. When they suddenly see our scientific theories, it's like a person who has seen too many jokes and suddenly heard a certain 'brain hole' laughing point. "
In the case of huge physiological and cultural differences, the laughing point was naturally very different.
Some of the real daily jokes on Earth, because their daily lives were different, the aliens would not react at all. For example, some jokes that ridiculed physiology. The aliens' physiological structure was different, so naturally, they would not feel anything.
But science was different. It was an objective observation and conclusion. Some physical movement phenomena were present on Earth, and the aliens also had them.
So even if the theory was wrong or inaccurate, the aliens could understand and know what these laws were saying.
In the case of understanding what these laws were saying and having a corresponding sense of resonance, it could be concluded that if the Earthlings and the aliens had a 'common language', it must be the language of science and mathematics.
Because these two things bypassed cultural differences.
In mechanics, the black ball civilization must have also made some theoretical mistakes and cognitive biases.
This was the limitation of the era. However, the black ball civilization's misconception of science back then might not be the same as the current Earth.
Therefore, in the eyes of aliens, Earth's' physics jokes' might be very imaginative...
"Aliens don't have a low sense of humor. Perhaps she has a high sense of humor in her own civilization."
"However, due to various factors, Earth's scientific theories hit the aliens' G-spot."
The consultant group quickly figured out the situation.
What were they doing? They were responsible for analyzing the behavior of the aliens and giving them suggestions.
Whenever the aliens did something, they had to rack their brains to understand the meaning behind it and facilitate their diplomatic work.
The alien in front of them was actually laughing like a dog while reading Newtonian mechanics. This was no small matter, and the representatives of the various countries paid great attention to it!
The reasoning behind this was not hard to imagine.
It wasn't hard to understand that an alien with a huge difference in technology and culture would find their scientific laws hilarious.
And what was the tone that they had set not long ago? He was thinking of ways to make the aliens happy.
Unexpectedly, the aliens did not understand Earth's art and were expressionless when they watched Earth's comedies. As a result, when they watched Newton's mechanics, they hit the funny point.
"She's so funny …"
"But it's easy to handle if there's something funny!"
In order to show the beauty of Earth, they had prepared many artists, including comedy artists. They wanted to coax the aliens.
Later, they realized that the aliens were not in the same dimension as their artistic cells, so they gave up on this plan to make people laugh.
But now, this plan had to be implemented again. However, there was no need for those comedians. Scientists would do it!
Science was the most classic in the universe, the true enduring comedy theme!
The master of Earth's talk show was in the theoretical physics world!
...
"Every planet orbits the sun along its own elliptical orbit, and the sun is in one of the focal points of the ellipse..."
"What? Say that again? "
"Every planet..."
"Hahahaha! That Kepler... Kepler... "
"Kepler..."
"Hahaha, that Kepler is a genius!"
"..."
Seeing the aliens being amused by Kepler's three laws of planetary motion, the theoretical physics world was in pain and joy.
Describing the laws of classical physics was a comedy performance in front of the aliens.
Newton's mechanics was a joke, and Kepler's planetary motion was one of the three jokes.
Of course, not everything was a joke. For example, thermodynamics, the aliens only smiled faintly.
As for mathematical theorems, they did not make the aliens laugh at all.
Through continuous observation and summarization, everyone found that it was normal for mathematics not to make the jokes. Mathematics was a rigorous basic tool, and it had nothing to do with the precision of observation and technical limitations. So, at most, it was useless, but it would not be wrong, and there would not be anything funny.
As for the few laws such as thermodynamics that were not made fun of, it meant that either the jokes were old-fashioned and the black sphere civilization had made similar mistakes before, or... they were right.
"That piece of black metal should be the cutting-edge material of their civilization, right? It violates thermodynamics itself."
"Yeah, I thought that the Thermodynamics Society would be the most miserably laughed at. I've observed that piece of black metal for a long time. It seems that all the particles are stagnant. No, it doesn't feel like it's made of particles at all. It's an inseparable Planck limit matter that has been magnified to a macroscopic level... "
"Tsk, if we think so, it just shows that the technological gap is too big."
The scientists chatted, and the representative of Canada urged, "Stop chatting! Who's up? You, Dr. Galio, go up and say something. "
"..." Dr. Galio went up, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.
He was a theoretical physicist, but at this moment, the country asked him to tell a joke to the aliens.
After thinking about it, he did not say a law, but a conjecture.
"The neutrino mass measurement method is..."
Galio began to talk at length in front of the aliens, and even took out his design drawings from the laboratory.
Everyone was stunned because he was talking about a problem that he was specializing in: How to measure the neutrino mass?
In this regard, he actually gave a plan that felt very reasonable.
A complete physical model was constructed. In theory, his method was feasible. As long as a qualified precision analyzer was made in this direction, the neutrino mass could be measured.
"Hahahaha!" Sister You listened for a while, then laughed excitedly and grabbed the drawings and Galio's original design drafts.
These materials were combined to construct a complex model, which was a cutting-edge theory.
"Write it down!" On the Lan Bai Society's side, Canaan was frantically recording, very excited.
Yes, this was a set of unverified theoretical conjectures that could not be proven because engineering had not reached the standard.
However, this was what Canaan wanted. Because on their side, not to mention a feasible plan to measure the neutrino mass, even whether the neutrino had mass or not was still in the process of proving it!
While they were frantically copying the answer, Sister You was crazily laughing.
"What is this... Hahaha..." Sister You grabbed the information and laughed.
On the other side, Lan Bai She said, "F * ck! Their scientific research foundation is much higher than ours. This configuration is simply amazing! "
"Hahaha... What are you thinking? Earth scientists... Hahaha! It's too funny! "Sister You shook her head.
On the other side, Lan Bai She said, "Oh my god, what are you thinking? It provides an important new idea for measuring the neutrino mass! Before this, we were completely blank in this field! "
Dr. Galio looked at the aliens who were laughing like dogs and smiled bitterly.
This was his life's work. Although everything was based on theory and was an unproven plan, this was the only theoretically feasible plan that humans could come up with.
He didn't expect it to be so ridiculous in the eyes of the aliens.
Seeing this, Sister You laughed and said, "I really want to see you guys make things and actually measure the data. Do it well. When the time comes, you must come up with a more interesting plan... Hahaha!"
Galio asked curiously, "Is it right or wrong?"
"We have never thought of this plan. The idea is too strange... Hahaha! This is too troublesome... It's too funny. But if I have to use this method to measure it, it can be measured. You guys might not be able to do it... Hahaha. "Sister You laughed.
Galio understood. He understood!
There were actually many methods. His method was theoretically possible, but with the technology of the people on Earth, it might not be able to be realized.
With the same theory, the aliens could measure it according to this method. This was the difference in actual productivity.
And why was it so ridiculous? It was troublesome. Technology was constantly moving towards convenience. It was definitely impossible to say that his plan was the most perfect measurement plan.
The aliens must have a more perfect one, so they felt that his theory was very funny.
What was the equivalent of this? It was like clearly using a formula to calculate the mass of the earth, but in the end, they had to design a super scale to weigh the earth piece by piece. Then, they were distressed: Alas, the engineering technology is not enough to make such a powerful scale.
The hole in the brain was so strange that the aliens laughed to death.
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