"Are these clothes for me to wear?" Li Xianyu was a smart man. He immediately guessed the ambition of the three women and loudly refused, "What disguise? What three evil arts? It's all a lie. You just want to see me in women's clothing."
"Women's clothing is an art." The oval-faced, beautiful Right Guardian said excitedly.
Li Xianyu turned his head and looked at his sister, who was standing with her hands behind her back and seemed to be indifferent, "Your idea?"
Ice Slag admitted it generously and gave his own explanation, "I thought about it. Of course, the Charm ability is the most compatible with women. If you disguise yourself as a woman, even if you openly show your charm, the Aoki family won't think of you. They won't think that not only did Li Xianyu not die, but he also became a woman. "
Became a woman …
Li Xianyu shivered fiercely. This sentence was too lethal for a straight man.
"I won't dress as a woman. This is the most basic bottom line for me as a man. Sister …" Li Xianyu took a deep breath and said with grievance, "Mom, you are too hard on me. Did you accidentally give birth to me because you wanted a daughter?"
This sentence was equally lethal to Ice Shard. Goosebumps appeared on her smooth, jade-like back.
Thinking that Big Eagle Sister and Right Guardian were next to her, she endured it and said lightly, "Just this time. I won't force you in the future."
Li Xianyu sneered, "There are only zero times and countless times when you dress as a woman."
"Think about it, how many times have you dressed as a woman?"
Li Xianyu was stunned and thought about it seriously. Then, his expression and body suddenly froze.
Ice Slag's mouth under the mask twitched, "You remember?"
Maybe, maybe really … It was not the first time.
Li Xianyu recalled that in the distant past, not long after he started primary school, when he was about seven or eight years old, on a weekend when his foster parents were away, he was playing with his sister at home. As they were playing, Ice Shard dragged him into the room, took out a princess dress, a hairband, a butterfly hairpin … and coaxed him into dressing him up as a girl.
Behind every cute boy, there was a mother or sister who liked to see him cross-dress.
In the afternoon, the foster parents came back and found that their son was missing. When they looked again … Oh my, what a cute little girl. Who are you?
Later, his adoptive mother also said that when Salted Fish dressed up, there was really nothing for girls to do.
His adoptive father immediately stopped him. For the first time ever, he scolded the ice dregs. Who was his adoptive father? He was a hooligan from a dance hall and a straight man. How could he tolerate such a thing happening?
Therefore, the door to the new world that Li Xianyu had just opened was forcibly closed by his foster father.
However, after this incident, his adoptive father realized that his son was too handsome and not manly enough. He was afraid that his son would really become crooked in the future.
At that time, gay scenes frequently appeared in American TV series, and there were even many gay movies in Xiangjiang. Because of this, the gay culture in Shanghai at the end of the 1990s was not as lacking as it was now.
After that, when Li Xianyu was growing up, his adoptive father intentionally or unintentionally instilled in him that a successful man should have Jing An Zhang Manyu on his left hand and Xu Hui Lin Qingxia on his right.
Many years later, his son did not go astray. He became a wanton, self-propelled cannon, a mobile pile driver.
That was the general family background and environment that Li Xianyu had grown up in the past 20 years.
Thinking of the past, Li Xianyu glared at the ice dregs. "After so many years, you still haven't given up."
"I didn't. Don't wrongly accuse me." The ice dregs refused to admit it.
However, the only thing that was revealed was that the pair of eyes were no longer as calm as before. Instead, they were sparkling with a little excitement and expectation.
His daughter, who had always been suspected by her parents to be a robot and was not interested in anything except traveling, actually had a real hobby: watching her brother cross-dress!
The next process was filled with the Right Guardian's exclamation and the Eagle Sister's strange laughter.
Li Xianyu's facial features were delicate, and his outline was relatively soft among men. The only thing that was particularly masculine was his thick, straight eyebrows, which made him full of heroic spirit.
The Right Guardian's first task was to trim his eyebrows.
"Actually, the best way is to tattoo his eyebrows," the Right Guardian said.
"Semi-permanent is fine. Saves the trouble," the ice dregs suggested.
"I think willow eyebrows are good, or straight eyebrows," the Eagle Sister said.
"What do you mean by semi-permanent? Make it clear. Don't touch my eyebrows. Didn't you say it's just for makeup? What the hell is semi-permanent?" Li Xianyu was horrified.
His words were automatically ignored by the three women.
Just like that, the Right Guardian happily drew his eyebrows according to the shape of his face, then removed the impurities. After that, she carefully poked his eyebrows with a Triple Origin Needle and colored his breasts …
Looking at him up close, he found that the Right Guardian was more delicate than he had imagined. She had a perfect oval face with soft facial features. Her eyes were rippling, and her lips were shining with lipstick.
There was a strange perfume on her body. He couldn't tell the brand, but it must be expensive.
Half an hour later, the so-called semi-permanent eyebrows were out. They were the kind of slender eyebrows that were standard for female protagonists in TV dramas. There was a sharp curve at the tip of the eyebrows.
Li Xianyu was speechless.
His heart sank. The eyebrows that he was most satisfied with on this face were gone.
"I can still grow them back, right? It's not really permanent, is it?"
"No, it's permanent."
"Then I'll cut off the flesh on both sides and let it grow back," Li Xianyu said fiercely.
Half an hour later, the makeup was done.
In the mirror, there was a devastatingly beautiful face. She wore black contact lenses and a shiny wig. She had an oval face, bright eyes, a tall nose, and rosy lips.
Hibiscus in clear water was naturally carved.
She blinked a few times, and her eyes with fake eyelashes blinked.
"Not bad, not bad. A super beauty." The Right Guardian clapped softly. The sense of accomplishment of giving birth to a super beauty was indescribable. It was very satisfying.
Ice Jelly's eyes were sparkling.
Lu Xun once said that the greatest, most permanent, and most common art in China was a man dressing up as a woman.
Li Xianyu comforted himself like this in his heart.
"Time to change, time to change." Big Condor Sister excitedly put the pleated short skirt and off-the-shoulder blouse on the table.
"But you can't wear this kind of clothes." Li Xianyu rolled up his trousers and showed them his hairy legs. "Can I wear it?"
"Shave," Big Condor Sister said.
"Even if I shave, I can't. Which stunning beauty's calves are as muscular as mine?"
"That's true …" Big Condor Sister was suddenly disappointed.
In all fairness, Ice Jelly also preferred short skirts, but she couldn't deny that what Li Xianyu said made sense. She held her chin with one hand and thought for a while. "You can wear a long skirt or trousers. You can't expose your body. It's best to wear a choker to cover your Adam's apple. "
"Choker." Li Xianyu was at a loss.
The Right Guardian quickly explained to him. A choker was a necklace, which had become inexplicably popular in the fashion industry in recent years.
“.....”
Big Condor Sister squatted by the wardrobe, raised her small butt, and rummaged for a while. She didn't forget to say, "You are too tall. Ordinary women's clothes don't match you. Let me find …"
After a while, she found a set of clothes from the wardrobe.
Black women's breeches, boots of the same color, a white T-shirt, and a short women's trench coat.
It was very British.
Looking at his beautiful self in the mirror, Li Xianyu had only one thought in his mind: Who am I? I am the most beautiful woman in the Li family.
I am the most beautiful woman in the harem.
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"Well, I'm going abroad. This outfit is good." Ice Jelly expressed his satisfaction.
This set of clothes was suitable for tall and slender women, and Li Xianyu was exceptionally well-matched in it.
"It's too small. It's too tight." Li Xianyu frowned.
"I'll ask the Right Guardian to take you to the city to pick one. Now it's just a sample." Ice Jelly finished speaking and frowned. "I feel like something is missing."
Big Condor Sister looked up and down and was at a loss. "Nothing is missing. I think it's perfect."
The Right Guardian and Ice Jelly looked at each other. The former's heart skipped a beat. "No breasts."
Li Xianyu was speechless.
Big Condor Sister was speechless.
Li Xianyu was horrified. He thought to himself, "Isn't it normal for a man to have no breasts?"
Sister Condor lowered her head and looked at her flat chest. Her heart was filled with bitterness and sadness.
"There's something I have to make clear first. You can't take photos, not even videos. After this, forget about the process of me wearing women's clothes. Keep it to yourself and don't tell anyone. Never, ever let my Great-grandmother know, "Li Xianyu said seriously.
"Why can't your Great-grandmother know?" Big Condor Sister asked. She thought it was fun to wear women's clothes, but it might be a very shameful thing in Li Xianyu's eyes, so she could understand. But it had nothing to do with the Unparalleled Fighting Soul.
"Of course, I'll be beaten to death," Li Xianyu said.
If Great-grandmother knew that her only successor was so beautiful in women's clothes, it would be a blow to her. It would be like a mother finally seeing her son bring his girlfriend home. When she opened the door, she saw a cute boy!
"Let's go shopping and let others see my masterpiece." The Right Guardian took Li Xianyu's arm and half pulled and half dragged him out.
At that time, all the Guardians were gathered in the big cave outside for breakfast. They ate eggs cooked in dog meat soup last night, a big pot of eggs, millet porridge and pickles. There was also a big pot of braised beef.
Guardian Niu held an egg in his left hand and a bowl of porridge in his right hand. "Hu Yan, I won't go to Japan to shoot a film. Although I don't care about being seen by you when I mate, it doesn't mean that I'm willing to let my beloved concubines be seen by men all over the world."
Hu Yan was peeling an egg. When he heard this, he looked up at him and said, "You're wrong. My real selling point is you. The film is aimed at Europe and America. Your muscles are in line with their aesthetic standards. As for your beloved concubine … I believe that no normal man would be interested in a heifer."
Guardian Niu said again, "Then why don't you let Guardian Rat go?"
Hu Yan said in a deep voice, "A calf-sized rat … I'm shooting a romance film, not a horror film."
"Then you …" Guardian Niu had just finished his words when the egg in his hand suddenly fell on the table. He looked behind the crowd in a daze.
Hu Yan, Protector Hou, Protector Shu, and the Left Protector all turned their heads.
"Clatter", "Clatter"
The egg fell on the table, and the bowl and chopsticks fell on the table.
At the exit of the tunnel stood a peerless beauty. She was tall and had bright eyes. Even if she just stood there without any expression, she could let people appreciate all the beautiful scenery.
Beside her were the equally beautiful Eagle Sister, the Right Guardian and even the Empress!
But compared to her, these women were all mediocre.
Hu Yan murmured, "There is a beauty in the north. She is peerless and independent. She can topple a city with one look. Then she can topple my heart."
The others:
"Oh my god!"
"Goddess!"
"Let's get married!"
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