When Li Xianyu and Guardian Monkey returned to the base camp, several small monsters were making a fire outside the cave. There was a big pot on the bonfire. White steam was rising, and the rich smell of meat was wafting far away.
Of course, they were not cooking Guardian Dragon. Although the snake meat was delicious, she was a loyal guardian, and Ice Dregs would not be willing to cut off his own arm. Of course, if she had been sitting on the whip at that time, the ending might have been different.
There was a big dog in the pot. Judging from its size, it should be a black or golden retriever. A pet dog like the Teddy Corgi, which had little meat on its body, was not qualified to be on the table.
The protectors sat around the pot, staring at the dog meat that was bobbing up and down in the pot along with the peppers and spices.
In the open space not far away, Guardian Dragon was rolling around uncomfortably. Her upper body was a human, and from the waist, she was a snake. At this time, the three-meter-long snake body was tied with seven or eight knots. Guardian Dragon rolled a few times and twisted her body a few times, and the knots were untied.
The Eagle Sister squatted at the side. Every time the knot was untied, she would tirelessly tie it again.
"Don't untie it, okay? You are tired, and so am I. We will eat the dog meat later. Don't be tired and I can't get the meat." Big Eagle Sister complained.
"But I feel uncomfortable. I can't help it. Someone tied your hands and feet. Don't you feel uncomfortable?" Guardian Dragon frowned and pouted her red lips. "Ungrateful stinky man, he ran away by himself and left me to be punished."
Yingying glanced at Li Xianyu, who was walking over, and saw him licking his lips and sitting by the pot. His attention was attracted by the dog meat, and he ignored her, who almost knew everything about him.
She said angrily, "I was blind to think that he was charming."
"Little bitch, you want to climb into Li Xianyu's bed after watching a few palace dramas." Big Eagle Sister knocked her on the head a few times. "You want to take the opportunity to step on me and Guardian Condor, right? Do you really think you can be an imperial concubine? "
"I didn't." Guardian Dragon defended herself and said with grievance, "Didn't you smell it? His smell is very charming."
"I can smell it. So what? Do I have to strip myself naked and let him sleep with me?"
"Why not?"
“.....”
There was a conflict between the three views of humans and beasts, but the big condor sister was used to it. She didn't argue and changed the topic. "Even so, you can just ask the Emperor. Why do you have to make your own decision? She could just say that she was willing to be Li Xianyu's servant girl and the Emperor would definitely agree. Unlike now … you've even implicated me. "
The Emperor didn't cook snake soup. Instead, he tied eight knots on Protector Long's body. Then, he asked the Eagle Sister to watch from the side. He continued to tie knots until dawn.
Although there were no substantial injuries, it was still very uncomfortable.
"I'd rather be beaten up by the Emperor. It's better to get the pain over with." Protector Long groaned. "I'm dying of pain."
Dog meat needed to be cooked. The longer it was cooked, the more flavorful it would be. Protector Niu carried a basket of eggs and walked back from the stream. The bamboo basket was still dripping water. It seemed that after cooking the dog meat, he would use the soup to cook the eggs.
He knew how to live his life.
"Is our Thousand Demons Alliance that poor?" Li Xianyu held Hu Yan's shoulder.
"Poor." Hu Yan frowned. "There are two thousand three hundred Blood Descendants in the Thousand Demons Alliance. They are scattered all over the country. We have to eat and spend money every day."
"I remember that your business is quite good."
"The sisters in the business also have to spend their own money. Besides, the Mutant Club is only open to Blood Descendants. The number of Blood Descendants is limited, so the money that can be earned in a day is not much. I do have a club that caters to ordinary people. However, the most prosperous areas are under strict control. If I do it in secret, what kind of tricks can I make? "
"The Blood Descendants don't lack money. You can raise the price. Humans and beasts are still very exciting. Moreover, the Fox Demon sisters are very open. It shouldn't be a problem to raise the price."
"It's already the price of gold and diamonds."
He was worried about this matter. He thought that if he couldn't complete the task given by the Emperor within the time limit, he would run away and hide. He would wait for the Emperor to calm down before returning. Although he didn't know how he had angered her.
Gold was no longer possible. Actually, he could try to raise the price.
Li Xianyu frowned. "But you don't have to keep saying that you lack money every day. With your current situation, you can always eat and drink to satisfy your needs."
Hu Yan looked at him as if he was an idiot. "This kind of organization has no dreams. I plan to build a business empire for the Thousand Demons Alliance, just like Bosch. I have analyzed it before. The reason why Bosch can grow so quickly is because of its terrifying speed of making money. You can do anything with money. Since ancient times, money has always been an indispensable condition for people who want to do great things. With money, you can recruit people and buy horses. With money, you can buy weapons. With money, you can develop all kinds of advanced equipment. "
"You should solve your financial problems first. Grandmother Pig is still waiting for you in bed."
Hu Yan immediately withered.
"I have thought about it for you." Li Xianyu took the beer that Guardian Niu threw to him. He bit it and took a sip. "The most profitable industry. Yes, I mean in a situation where there is no technology and resources. It's nothing more than yellow (river crab) gambling (river crab) poison. "
Hu Yan was silent. He did not need Li Xianyu to say it. He could already think of it. He had been managing the gambling industry. There were also a few gambling houses in Myanmar and Thailand. As for the country, the Thousand Demons Alliance had just opened a few underground casinos last month.
In terms of poison, he had not started to manage it yet. He needed to consider the source and the market. Ordinary people would not be able to come into contact with it. Moreover, among the three evils of life, poison was an industry that even the Blood Kin Organization was cracking down on.
"Actually, there is a way. Low investment, high profit." After Li Xianyu finished, he whispered in Hu Yan's ear. "But I want 30% of the shares."
"You want 30% for an idea?" Hu Yan glanced at him.
"Because it's easy to earn money."
"Tell me about it."
"You have to agree first."
"Film. Do you know how profitable it is? Our Thousand Demons Alliance has no shortage of actors and actresses. You only need to invest in the equipment and hire a few professional photographers. You will be able to set up the crew in no time. "
"We have a core advantage that no one else can compete with. That is the variety of species. The theme will definitely sell … Look, beauty and the beast, handsome man and the beast, beast and beast."
Hu Yan looked at him blankly. "Where did you get this idea from?"
"I just watched Guardian Monkey and his concubine copulate."
"But the country is so strict …"
"Your vision is too shallow. The world is so big, why are you focusing on China? It's good in Japan, and it's also good in Europe and America. In the future, when it becomes bigger and stronger, you can even build a dedicated website. "
Hu Yan was silent for a moment. His eyes lit up as he thought about it.
"Not a bad idea, right?"
"Yes, it's really safe and there is no risk. Moreover, the initial investment is not that big. " A smile appeared on Hu Yan's face, and his squinted eyes widened a little. "But if you want money, you can ask your mother directly … Otherwise, that will be enough."
Li Xianyu waved his hand.
You don't understand. I make money to support my squandering harem. I can't let the ice flakes know about this.
"Have you slept with the cat next to you?" A cold voice came from behind them.
The two men stood up at the same time and had goosebumps on their backs.
Li Xianyu whispered, "I don't like that kind of thing."
Speaking of which, he still didn't know what happened to his harem. Since I'm dead, the harem wouldn't be like Second Senior Brother and go home, would it?
It made sense for him to think so. Of course, Thunder Zhanhime would stay in Bosch. At worst, she would return to her original state. Cuihua and Huayang gathered together because of him, and Huayang might become the master of Liuyun Temple.
If it was Cui Hua, it would probably return to its small mountain top, and just like before, it would silently pass year after year.
"I wonder what happened to that stupid girl who lost her feelings. Can she be saved?" Li Xianyu thought.
Thinking of San Wu, he felt bad. How can I save her?
"I don't believe it." The big condor girl, who was dragging Protector Long, snorted, "That cat has a good figure, is beautiful, and is clingy. How can you not sleep with her?"
"Believe it or not, it's up to you." Li Xianyu rolled his eyes.
He didn't care about the god behind him. They had been together for 20 years and were familiar with each other. Ice Flakes … She was used to it.
The number of women his brother had slept with could circle the entire neighborhood.
"Speaking of which, the women around you are all the best," Hu Yan said.
"But not as good as you," Protector Shu whispered.
"I'll add a roasted bamboo rat for dinner." Li Xianyu was furious.
"I approve," Ice Flakes said lightly.
"I'm not a bamboo rat," Protector Shu whispered again.
"You're still talking." Li Xianyu picked up a stone and threw it at him.
For a straight man, the saddest thing in the world wasn't someone coveting your woman, but you!
"Don't they fight?" Protector Long was curious.
"Why would they fight?" Li Xianyu asked.
"That's what they always say on TV," Big Condor girl said.
Protector Long and Big Condor girl had been affected by palace dramas recently. They thought that with so many women gathered together, there would definitely be infighting.
"That's why I'm smart enough not to touch any of them," Li Xianyu snorted, "Think about it. A group of women fighting over a man. What would that look like?"
"Palace dramas."
"What if every one of these women is very strong and can even beat that man up?"
"Fantasy dramas."
"Doomsday survival dramas."
"Disaster movies."
The other Protectors said one after another.
"Now you know how smart I am. I can't control them at all," Li Xianyu said what was on his mind.
Great-grandmother didn't like Thunder Zhanhime, so he wouldn't make any progress with Thunder Zhanhime before he was sure that Great-grandmother would win over Great-grandmother. But if he confirmed their relationship, he would have to take responsibility. The worst case scenario was that he would turn against Great-grandmother.
Moreover, Cui Hua was very narrow-minded. The cat's possessiveness was very strong. Perhaps she would join hands with her great-grandmother to exclude Zhan Ji.
When the dog meat was ready, the Protectors brought their own bowls. Protector Long cut the meat and distributed it piece by piece. The two small monsters who helped to light the fire also had a share.
Protector Hou was a cunning thief. After eating his own, he went to steal Protector Rat's, but he was bitten by Protector Long's two front teeth.
Protector Long couldn't straighten his body because of the knot. He lay on the ground with the bowl in front of him. Everyone laughed at him like a pet dog.
"It's not bad to stay in the Alliance of Demons," he thought.
Although these guys who mated at the drop of a hat gave him a headache, they were simple. Their emotions were shown on their faces. If they didn't like you, they didn't like you. If they wanted to flatter you, they just wagged their tails. They didn't even hide their covetous eyes.
His head hurt, but he didn't feel tired.
But this was only a temporary peace. The future was long, and it was hard to predict.
"If Li Peiyun knew that his stupid advisor has now become my man, he would probably vomit blood." Li Xianyu laughed.
"That won't happen. I'm just a partner in his eyes." Hu Yan shook his head.
After the Protectors finished eating the dog meat, Li Xianyu secretly gave Bing Zhe a look.
The siblings walked deep into the mountain and came to the top of the mountain. They looked at the rows of houses at the foot of the mountain.
"Does Dharma Protector Condor practice Daoism or Buddhism?" Li Xianyu asked casually.
"Yes." Bing Zhe nodded.
"…" How can I get more information from him?
So, he said dryly, "I don't believe you."
Bing Zhe glanced at him casually with a smug look in his eyes.
Little guy, you're still playing games with me. Your sister will always be your sister.
"Believe it or not, it's up to you."
"I know you're the one who made her rejuvenate. Her life was about to end. Aren't you going to explain this to me? "Li Xianyu frowned.
Bing Zhe blinked. "I don't know what you're talking about. I just gave her a piece of Evolution Meat. Her rejuvenation has nothing to do with me. She started the second spring of her life on her own. "
Li Xianyu, who accidentally buried himself in a hole, gritted his teeth. "If it wasn't for the fact that I can't beat you, I would …"
"What?" Bing Zhe's tone turned cold.
"I would give you Little Apple Dance." Li Xianyu smiled flatteringly.
He sighed. "You don't have to hide everything in your heart. I can trust anyone but my sister and Great-grandmother are the most trustworthy."
"Then who is more trustworthy, my sister or Great-grandmother?" She asked.
You really know how to focus on the main point. No wonder you couldn't get a high score in middle school reading comprehension.
Li Xianyu complained in his heart.
The Evolution Meat obviously didn't have the effect of rejuvenation. How did Bing Zhe do it?
Li Xianyu had a slightly bold guess in his heart, but his sister didn't want to say it. It was fine. He could think of a way to get it out of her in the future or slowly dig it out himself.
"Those foreign forces are very strange." Bing Zhe suddenly said.
Li Xianyu didn't react in time.
"They're here to kill your Great-grandmother."
"Oh, I know." Li Xianyu nodded. "Their motives are very puzzling. Great-grandmother didn't care about what happened more than a hundred years ago. They didn't go across the ocean to kill them. Instead, they organized themselves. Their goal is just to kill my Great-grandmother? "
"The European and American League is in Germany in a few days." Bing Zhe said. "Go there and investigate the families behind them."
"What about you?"
"I still have things to do."
"Okay, but you have to arrange a few protectors for me. I have to hide my identity. I can't use my old methods. Slime is still half dead. If I encounter danger alone, I'm afraid I won't be able to handle it. "
Without his harem group by his side, without Great-grandmother and Hua Yang to hold the line, Li Xianyu alone was at most a powerful top S-class. If he really encountered a big situation, he wouldn't be enough.
The secret art he learned from Bosch's colleague couldn't be used. The characteristics were too obvious. Sword of Qi was the same. After thinking about it, other than using his fists to punch people, he felt that he had no other way to deal with the enemy.
His resurrection effect didn't seem to work on Slime. It had entered a deep sleep. During this time, Li Xianyu didn't use his Qi or blood to nourish it.
Without the Black Water Spirit Pearl, he was afraid that he couldn't suppress Slime. So, it was in a good state of sleep.
"At the moment, there are very few methods I can use. I can use the Charm Ability," Li Xianyu said.
The foreign forces that had seen his Charm Ability were all wiped out. Other than that, there was only Jiese. Jiese didn't matter. Even if he found out, he could contact him secretly and ask him to keep it a secret.
Then there was the Aoki family. They knew that he had obtained the Ancient Demon's Remains, but they didn't know that he had devoured it.
In addition, Li Xianyu was already dead. Even the Black Water Spirit Pearl was inherited by the little Daoist from the Shangqing Sect. Even if they saw a blood descendant with the Charm Ability, they probably wouldn't think of him immediately.
The Charm Ability wasn't exclusive to the Aoki family. Blood descendants with similar abilities were not rare in the entire world.
However, there was still some risk because his Charm Ability was too strong.
"Right, I can tell the secret of my resurrection to someone I trust, right?"
"Is there anyone else you trust other than me?"
Sister, this sentence of yours is too tsundere. It doesn't match your character.
"I'm talking about Huayang Cuihua and the rest."
"Then let them follow you and let the whole world know that a mysterious person has inherited the Li family's harem?"
"Aiya, it's not a harem anymore. It's so embarrassing."
"Understand the main point of my words." Ice Dregs sent him flying with a kick.
Li Xianyu crawled out of the bushes and plucked the leaves off his head. "One more thing. Are our parents blood descendants?"
"So what if they are? So what if they aren't?" Ice Dregs asked.
"Old Li, that bastard. He can't lie to me for twenty years, can he?"
He was kicked into the bushes again.
.....
The next morning, Li Xianyu had just finished breathing when Condor Sister and the Right Guardian rushed into his room and dragged him to the Right Guardian's room.
"The Emperor said that you have to disguise yourself." How did Condor Sister explain it on the way?
When they arrived at the Right Guardian's boudoir, Ice Dregs was in the room, standing with her hands behind her back, waiting for him.
"Yes, I should change my appearance." Li Xianyu nodded to her. His face was too famous, so he couldn't show his real face to others.
"Oh, makeup? I don't need that. Someone has a skin mask in my wallet. " Li Xianyu was pressed to the dressing table of the Right Guardian. He said, "Condor Sister, go to my room and get it for me."
"It's easy to see through a human skin mask, but I can't do makeup. Have you heard of the Three Great Evil Arts of Asia?" The Right Guardian's eyes sparkled and her pretty face blushed. "Today, I'll let you experience the art of makeup."
Li Xianyu didn't understand why she was so excited.
A human skin mask could indeed be seen through, but the plot that one would change into another and no one would be able to see through it was nonsense in TV dramas. Even the most advanced artificial skin today couldn't hide from the eyes of those who were observant.
However, makeup couldn't be used. The person would still be the same person, but the face would no longer be the same face. Makeup was magical.
"That's fine. In fact, I've always been dissatisfied with my appearance. Help me put on a more handsome face, the kind that is full of masculinity. I have to have sword-like eyebrows, starry eyes, and a heroic appearance. " As Li Xianyu was speaking, he suddenly saw Condor Sister dig out a pleated mini skirt and a lady's off-shoulder blouse from the Right Guardian's wardrobe.
"Bean Sack, what are you doing?" Li Xianyu's heart skipped a beat.
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