The store owner was so scared that his face turned ashen. His legs went soft and he knelt on the ground.
Big, big, big … Uncle, I have an 80-year-old mother and a 1-year-old child. I don't want to die. Don't kill me! You can take whatever you like. I won't blame you. Take whatever you like. I won't call the police.
Oh, can I really take anything I want? Tangleh smiled evilly. He didn't put down the gun in his hand.
Bruce tried to persuade him. Boss, you're not going to rob us, are you? Although the local police can't do anything to us, if this matter gets reported to the military police, we'll be in big trouble. Hahahaha … Tangleh held his stomach and laughed. He laughed so hard that tears came out of his eyes.
Everyone looked at Tangleh in a daze. They didn't understand why this guy was laughing so crazily. Tangleh ignored their gazes. The store owner's words reminded him of the most popular saying in his previous life. It was the saying "begging for mercy because you're afraid of death".
It was this saying that made him laugh. He didn't expect a monkey to say such funny words. After laughing enough, Tangleh put the gun back into the holster and comforted the store owner. Don't be afraid. Don't be afraid. I'm just joking with you.
Are you joking like this?
Aren't you trying to kill me? You're so happy. I almost peed my pants because of you. I haven't even settled this debt with you yet! " The store owner muttered under his breath.
Okay, okay, boss, I was just joking with you. Don't take it seriously. After saying that, Tangleh patted the store owner's shoulder again. He took out a stack of money from his pocket and paid the store owner. After that, he gave the store owner an extra 20 yuan. Then, he swaggered out of the store with his followers.
Looking at the backs of Tangleh and the others, the shop owner couldn't help but sigh. "Foreign devils aren't humans, but monsters made of something. They are temperamental and often do ridiculous things. Our ancestors were right."
After leaving the shop, Bici was as happy as a child. He held the thing he had just bought and showed it off in front of Bruce. Tangleh couldn't stand Bici's expression, so he turned around and asked Bruce, "Hey, what did you buy?" Hearing Tangleh's words, Bruce stammered and didn't answer directly. He just said in a low voice, "I picked out a small gift for my dear mother. I've seen the price of this thing. It's not expensive. Boss, you won't mind, right?"
What's there to mind? We are brothers. What's yours is mine, and what's mine is yours; don't mind it, Bruce, I tell you; I won't like it if you keep talking like that.
"What did I say when I entered the shop earlier? This time, it's my treat. You guys can take whatever you like. It doesn't matter if I spend all the money in my pocket, as long as I don't go back to the barracks naked. " Hearing Tangleh's humorous reply, Bruce and Bici also laughed along.
"A poor man is a poor man. Even his shopping is so tasteless.
He only buys things that are similar to the price of roadside stalls. And he even said that he picked out a small gift for his mother. Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh. How embarrassing. Luckily, it's Boss who's treating. If it were me, I definitely wouldn't spend a single cent. "
Bici looked down on Bruce and began to mock and scold him whenever he found an opportunity. "You... What did you say? "Bruce's face was ugly, and Tangleh was in trouble." Alright, Bici, don't go overboard with your words. I really regret bringing you two clowns out. You fight whenever you find an opportunity. "Next time, you two can find your own companions to go shopping with!"
Bici saw that things were not going well and hurriedly put on a smile. "Boss, I'm playing with Bruce. I'm not making things difficult for myself!" How could you not take us out? Without you, Bruce and I would be blind. This godforsaken place is the land of the monkeys. " "Without you as a translator, how can we communicate with monkeys?" After saying that, Bici even circled his wrist inside Tangleh's wrist.
"Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing? I'm not your girlfriend. Don't be so mushy and hold my hand. "
"Boss, I'm trying to get close to you. I don't need to be so intimate with you." "You don't need it, but we do!" Tangleh didn't know whether to laugh or cry. "How old are you this year? Why do you talk and act like a child? I'm afraid of you. Alright, as long as you promise not to mock Bruce again, I'll take you out the next time we go shopping. " "I promise, I promise to buy, I swear to God." Seeing that there was an opportunity, Bici hurriedly made a promise in front of Tangleh.
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