Chapter 36
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You have a good eye. Where did you find it?
On the other side of the counter, Bici pointed to the side. Who are you going to give this thing to? Tangleh asked with a smile. Of course, he bought this for his lover or girlfriend.
It would be best to have a lover. If not, he would find a girlfriend for her. Bruce's voice came from next door. Humph, do I need you to teach me? I have already planned. I have two girlfriends. I will find the one I like the most, the one who listens to me the most and loves me the most.
Bici, you have two girlfriends?
Yes, what's wrong? Why do you find so many? Are you not afraid of failing when you have a foot in two boats? What does it mean to have a foot in two boats? Bici widened his eyes and asked. Oh, what does it mean?
It means that you find a girlfriend like standing on the same boat. If you find two, you can only stand with two feet apart. Imagine how dangerous it is to stand with two feet apart. What if you find three? Where do you think you should put your feet?
What's the big deal? I will find a big board and fix it between the two boats. Then I don't have to stand. I can sit or sleep. Is such a simple thing difficult for me? I thought it was something important. A piece of cake.
Ahem, ahem, ahem. Tangleh cleared his throat.
Bici, your analogy is wrong. I mean, you have so many girlfriends. Aren't you afraid of trouble? Do you have the ability to hide it from them one by one?
Besides... Tangleh shrugged his shoulders and changed his tone. Well, your girlfriends love you very much, but have you ever thought that a woman in love is very happy, but also very selfish. She will not share her lover with another woman. If one of them knows what you are thinking, you will be in big trouble.
Don't worry, boss, I will handle it. I have just thought of a good solution. It's like this. First of all, I will... Hehe, there's nothing you can do. Bruce interrupted from the side, because your idea is too childish. Not only will it not solve your problem, but it will also add to your troubles.
Boss, I swear that if Bici's two girlfriends knew the truth, they would definitely break up with him.
Heh heh heh, I said breaking up was a light punishment. Maybe they would turn into two ferocious lions and devour him in one bite, not even leaving his bones. Humph, thank you for your concern, but what you said is impossible.
Because I am a handsome guy. (Handsome guy. Tangleh thought to himself.
My woman will only obey me and will not resist me. Besides, even if there really was a lion, it wouldn't hurt me. Even if it wanted to eat me, it wouldn't eat me. Lions would only eat black ghosts, and African lions loved to eat black ghosts.
What did you say? Bruce was angry.
Tangleh saw that something was wrong and was afraid that they would quarrel. He quickly came out to smooth things over.
Alright, alright, you two! I am afraid of you. Since I am treating, give me some face. If you have any problems, go back to the dormitory and solve it. Bici and Bruce looked at each other, then looked at Tangleh. They lowered their heads and did not speak. The two of them did not speak, and Tangleh was happy with the silence. This time, Tangleh found a few good things.
One was a wooden stool made of hundred-year-old lychee wood. It was actually a bit exaggerated to say that it was hundred-year-old. It was possible that it was sixty to seventy years old. Many people may not understand this kind of wood, and very few people use it. The furniture made of lychee wood is hard, insect-proof, durable, and waterproof. It also has a characteristic that many people do not understand. In the furniture placement of the furniture, if it is placed properly with the guidance of an expert, it can play a very good role.
I will not explain this function here, lest someone say that I am a furniture salesman! It is extremely rare for a lychee tree to grow to 70 years old, and the wood that can be used for a lychee tree at this age is already very rare. Many lychee trees at this age look very tall, and the branches and leaves are also very lush, but other than the branches and leaves, the wood that can be used in the trunk is only about 40% to 35%. The rest of the wood is mostly eaten up by the insects or turned into sponge-like wood. This kind of wood can not be processed, and can only be scraped out of these useless wood.
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