"Hey, hey, hey, your skills aren't good. How can you beat it like this? There's a trick to this. Come, give me your phone, I'll let you see what a real expert is. This kind of Metal Slug, I was able to clear it with one coin when I was in the fifth grade!"
As he spoke, Tang Hao had already walked to Yu Ji's side and reached for his phone.
"No!" Yu Ji quickly turned around, lowered her head, and protected her phone in her arms. She could still play now.
"I'll show you."
"I said I don't want it, I know how to play myself!"
"But this is my phone."
"I don't care!"
"Aiya, stop messing around."
"Stop messing around …" Look, he's dead again. It's all your fault. "
"You're being unreasonable..."
"I won't be reasonable. Anyway, get lost!"
The two of them were tugging at each other. Tang Hao was almost lying on top of Yu Ji's body, but Yu Ji didn't seem to notice. She was like a hen protecting her chick, protecting her phone with all her might. On the other hand, Tang Hao, as Yu Ji shook her head, her long hair fluttered in front of his eyes, and a fragrant wind blew. Only then did he notice that the two of them were in an ambiguous position.
He was caught off guard by the sudden turn of events.
Tang Hao couldn't help but feel his heart heat up. He suddenly realized that compared to playing games, it seemed that "snatching games to play" was very interesting in itself.
Just as he was hesitating whether or not he should continue snatching it, he suddenly heard Xue Nai's voice.
"Too bad, Da Bendan, you did it on purpose, didn't you?"
Eh?
Tang Hao was shocked, the live broadcast was still on?
These days, he had mainly been recuperating from his injuries, while Yu Ji had been addicted to the game. A Metal Slug had been playing for several days and nights, giving him no chance to even touch his phone. He had no idea that the live broadcast was not turned off.
In other words, this video had been on for a few days and nights?
Thinking of this, Tang Hao was too embarrassed to continue fighting over it. After all, it would damage his grand and righteous image.
"What do you mean by intentional? It's just a coincidence." Of course, Tang Hao knew what Xue Nai meant by intentional, so he quickly refuted.
Yu Ji turned around and looked at him strangely, "Who are you talking to?"
"Silly netizens."
"Oh." Yu Ji replied and immediately lowered her head to play her game. On the night before Tang Hao was injured, she had already learned about the existence of the chatroom from him. Although she didn't know the specifics, she knew that as long as she used the phone, she could communicate with the person on the other end.
She didn't mind as long as Tang Hao didn't disturb her gaming.
"You're the stupid netizen!" Yukino retorted.
"How am I stupid?"
"That's right. He didn't know how to grasp such a good opportunity. Megumi, don't you think so?"
"Yeah." Megumi Kato replied softly.
Tang Hao was stunned for a moment. Yukino and he were at odds with each other, so it was normal for them to mock each other. After all, he often mocked Hirano as well. However, Kato Megumi was his confidante. How could she say such a thing? Was he really that stupid?
Was she referring to the opportunity just now?
But if it wasn't for Yukino's sudden words, he would have been able to keep taking advantage of her.
Tang Hao was stunned. He couldn't see the other party's expression, but with the live broadcast on, the other party could see it clearly. Realizing that he still didn't understand, Megumi Kato said with the intention of "helping others", "Da Bendan, do you think that Yu Ji is an unreasonable person?"
"Uh … Although her temper is a little violent, she's not that unreasonable. But, isn't it the nature of women to be unreasonable?"
"You're prejudiced!" Yukino said.
Megumi Kato said, "Although it's true that women can be unreasonable sometimes, it also depends on the situation. No matter how unruly and headstrong a girl is, she won't show her unreasonable side to strangers or even people she hates. After all, for a girl, another interpretation of being unreasonable is acting coquettishly."
"Acting coquettishly?"
Tang Hao was stunned. In other words, was Yu Ji acting coquettishly towards him just now? But it didn't look like it at all. Shouldn't she be acting coquettishly?
Megumi Kato: "Girls with different personalities will have different ways of acting coquettishly. There are those who are cute and helpless, and those who speak softly. Which one do you think Yu Ji is?"
"I don't think either of them is possible." Tang Hao tried to imagine it. Whether it was a cute and helpless or a soft voice, it didn't match Yu Ji's personality. With her irritable nature, even if she really wanted to act coquettishly, she would probably just say, "Scram, go to hell, you're so annoying."
Uh, speaking of which …
Kato Megumi sighed. "That's why I said that you don't understand girls at all."
"Why are you so familiar with it?"
"Because I'm also a girl."
"But I don't think I've ever seen you act coquettishly."
"I will occasionally do it in front of my family, but among my peers, after all, there hasn't been anyone who can make me act coquettishly."
"Hmm …" Tang Hao thought for a moment, "So you're saying that I missed an opportunity to increase my favorability? Then, how should I do it? "
"Well, it's not like I can't tell you …"
"Then hurry up and tell me."
"I'll have to wait for you to speak first."
"What should I say?"
"Of course it's when I call you my wife."
Hearing this, Tang Hao immediately rolled his eyes. He felt that Megumi Kato had been acting coquettishly and willfully with him for a long time just for this sentence.
"That's right, that's right. Hurry up and call me wife. We're getting impatient."
"If I don't call you wife, I'm going to die."
"Have you forgotten the bet by the Daming Lake?" "Tang Ritian."
Could it be that these guys had even seen Princess Pearl, and by the Daming Lake? But then again … Tang Hao subconsciously looked at Yu Ji who was playing with her head lowered. Although calling her wife a hundred times in a row was a little shameful, it wasn't the first time they had met. Furthermore, Yu Ji liked him, so as long as she said it was a joke afterward, she wouldn't beat him up.
Furthermore, Yu Ji seemed to be a tsundere. As the saying goes, a straight ball defeats a tsundere. If he was lucky, he could directly raise the last bit of favorability after calling her wife a hundred times. Wouldn't that be killing two birds with one stone?
Thinking of this, Tang Hao suddenly felt a little moved. Just as he was about to clear his throat …
Suddenly …
"Wait, I don't think so!"
The assistant's voice.
"Why not?" This time, Tang Hao was the one who was stunned.
"Yeah, why not?"
"We've been waiting for this hundred times for a long time."
The others were also puzzled.
"Ahem …" Makase and Hong Liqi cleared their throats and said, "Actually, we've all overlooked a problem. Previously, I did some research and found that the term 'wife' is often used in China and a few Eastern countries that are influenced by Chinese culture. In Western countries, husbands don't use this term to address their wives."
"So, I searched the Internet again and finally found that this term originated from the Northern Song Dynasty poet Wang Jinqing. In one of his poems, it was mentioned that 'wife is anxious, so I used my husband's advice'. From then on, the term 'wife' gradually became a form of address. And Da Bendan is currently in the era of the Great Qin Dynasty. In other words, the word 'wife' doesn't have a clear definition at all. If he really called Yu Ji that, Yu Ji would either have a dumbfounded look on her face and have no idea what he's talking about, or think that he's calling her an old granny and might beat him to death in a fit of anger. "
F * ck!
Tang Hao was shocked and almost broke out in a cold sweat … For a young and beautiful woman to call her an old granny a hundred times in a row, coupled with Yu Ji's violent personality, although Tang Hao didn't think that she would beat him to death, it was very likely that she would beat him to the point that he couldn't take care of himself for ten days to half a month.
At the same time, exclamations came from the chatroom.
"There's such a thing? I didn't know at all."
"So the term 'wife' only came into being after such a long time?"
"Actually, in Japan, we often use the term 'wife'."
"After all, a lot of Japanese culture was passed down from China. It's normal that you don't know about it."
"Actually, let alone Japanese, even many Chinese don't know the specific origin of the word 'wife'."
"Fortunately, the assistant mentioned it, otherwise we would have really overlooked it."
"Assistant, are you a genius?!"
"Err, it's actually just common sense …"
Indeed, it was just common sense. However, if one didn't go on Baidu, who would know such common sense? At the very least, Tang Hao didn't know about it at all. The fact that Makase was able to investigate it so clearly showed that she had put in a lot of effort.
And then there was the crucial question …
"So, now is not the time to call me 'wife'?"
"At the very least, we have to wait until Yu Ji understands the meaning of the word 'wife'."
"I won't say it." Tang Hao quickly shook his head and refused. Telling Yu Ji first about the meaning of 'wife' would be too obvious. Didn't Xu Fu say that he couldn't be too hasty?
"Hmm, then things have become troublesome. We have to change the form of the bet slightly …"
Following Megumi Kato's words, the chatroom fell into a brief silence.
Finally, Amethyst's voice was heard. "The two key points of this bet are the venue and the time. How about this, the time will be set until Da Bendan finishes this dungeon. He can choose any time he wants to call me 'wife', and we will decide the venue. What do you think?"
Tang Hao thought about it and it seemed to be a good idea.
Then, Misaka Mikoto asked, "Then, can we wait for Da Bendan to return to Chaldea two thousand years in the future and call me 'wife' to Wasabi?"
"Sure, as long as he doesn't leave that world before that."
Tang Hao's eyes suddenly lit up. No matter how he looked at it, it seemed like he had earned it. Calling 'wife' to Wasabi was much easier than calling her 'wife' to Yu Ji.
"Alright, I accept!" Tang Hao immediately agreed to prevent them from going back on their words.
Amethyst also smiled. "Then it's settled. We will decide how to call you when the time comes."
"Wait!" Suddenly, someone raised a question. "Does Wasabi count as Yu Ji?"
"Of course!" Tang Hao immediately retorted. "Isn't Lu Xun Zhou Shuren!"
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