"Why is this porridge red?"
"How would I know? Go ask the palace maids!"
"It can't be that he added blood to it, right?"
"How would I know? Go ask the palace maids!"
"Look at this porridge, a lot of the rice cubes are stuck together and haven't melted at all. This palace maid's skills are too bad, if she were to give this kind of porridge to the emperor, she would be beheaded. Could this be her first time cooking porridge?"
"How would I know? Go ask the palace maids!"
Tang Hao raised his head to look at Yu Ji, and discovered that she still had a stubborn expression on her face. He laughed: "You always tell me to ask the palace maids, but when the palace maids brought the phone over, they said that you cooked the porridge. Which one of you is lying?"
"How would I know? You go … Anyway, it's definitely not me! "Yu Ji realized that the same sentence pattern was no longer suitable to be used again. She could no longer be a repeater, so she casually found a reason," Don't all palace maids have to flatter others? I helped her bring the porridge over, so she gave me the credit for cooking the porridge just to please me. "
"Alright, I'll take it seriously. However, this porridge is really too poorly cooked. It looks red, as if it symbolizes a bloody disaster. It's really hard to eat." Tang Hao looked down at the porridge in the bowl and frowned slightly. Although this was not a dark cuisine, it felt more like a murder dish. It was as if it was made at a murder scene. If it was any other time and place, he would probably throw it into the trash can.
"Then throw it away!" Yu Ji looked a little angry and pretended to reach out to snatch it.
"Hey, don't!" Tang Hao moved in and laughed, "After all, this is the first time in a certain palace maid's life, I can't waste her painstaking efforts, but right now, my hands and feet are a little weak, I don't even have the strength to hold it, why don't you feed me?"
"Huh?!" Yu Ji's eyes widened, "Why should I feed you? Your hands and feet are weak, why didn't you let the palace maid feed you when she was here? I'm not your maid! "
"The palace maids are very busy. Every day, they are either cleaning this or doing that. How can an idle person like me trouble them? You're not busy anyway."
"I'm very busy too!"
"What are you busy with?"
"I want to play games!" Yu Ji held her phone and said righteously.
Ever since Tang Hao fell asleep last night, the phone had not returned to his hands. It was only when Yu Ji was cooking porridge that she put it down for a while, and for the rest of the time, she was playing with it.
"Why are you playing games when you're fine …" Tang Hao felt that if this continued, she would most likely be distracted by games. He immediately tilted his head and revealed a pained expression. "Ouch, it hurts!"
Yu Ji was startled. "What's wrong?"
With one hand on his neck and the other holding the bowl, Tang Hao trembled non-stop as if he had Parkinson's disease. "The place where you bit me yesterday suddenly hurts. Although it's barely bearable, I can't eat my porridge anymore … I'm so tired and hungry, I feel like I'm going to die …"
"Then go to hell!"
Yu Ji was so angry that she wanted to vomit blood. This guy was obviously pretending. Did he think that she was that easy to deceive?
However, sigh …
"Ahh! I got it! I got it!" Putting down the phone, Yu Ji snatched the bowl from Tang Hao's hand. "For the sake of being bitten by me, I'll serve you first. After you finish eating, go to hell!"
Yu Ji scooped up a spoonful of porridge and shoved it into Tang Hao's mouth roughly.
Although her words were rude and her actions were rude, surprisingly, Tang Hao didn't feel that much force. Of course, it wasn't very gentle either.
However, as a hot-tempered elder sister, this should be considered gentle, right?
At this thought, Tang Hao suddenly realized that it was actually not bad to be a wounded person.
…
While Tang Hao was recuperating and enjoying Yu Ji's service, on the other side of Arad, Apostle Rotters' crusade finally came to an end.
As Rotters' huge, shriveled corpse fell to the ground, the crusade army and GBL believers on the back of the Sky Curtain Behemoth cheered enthusiastically. Everyone felt lucky and joyful after surviving a disaster.
"Great! We defeated the apostle!" Reinier was so excited that she subconsciously hugged Tang Hao who was beside her.
'Tang Hao' smiled and rubbed her head. "Yeah, that's great."
You think I'm Tang Hao, but I'm actually Kaguya!
"Ahh!" Reinier blushed when she suddenly realized that she was too intimate with Tang Hao. She quickly pulled back and looked around. Finally, she found a problem that diverted her attention. "By the way, why don't I see Asuna? She was here just now."
"Oh, she went back first."
"Hey, this is the Sky Curtain Behemoth. How can she go back alone?"
"You don't need to worry about that." Patchouli, who had transformed into Kirito, walked over and said calmly, "We naturally have our own methods. We can't tell you everything."
"Okay …" Reinier was a little disappointed, but when he looked at Kirito, he had some doubts on his face. "By the way, aren't you a swordsman? Why haven't I seen you use a sword recently? You've been using magic all the time. When did your magic become so powerful? "
You want me to use a sword? Aren't you asking me to die?
I'm a sorcerer. If I don't use magic, what else can I use?
Patchouli complained in her heart, but she said, "I've been trying to change my style recently. Don't mind these details."
At the same time, Amethyst, who was disguised as Asuna, had returned to the Fantasy Village. After returning, she immediately changed back to her original appearance and appeared above the Lake of Fog.
"Ah, Rift Monster!"
A voice suddenly sounded. It was Kiruno, the strongest fairy who was playing the frozen frog game by the lake. As soon as she saw Amethyst, she immediately flew up, put her hands on her waist, and shouted, "Rift Monster, are you here to fight me?"
Amethyst turned around, looked at the ice fairy, and smiled. "Do you want to fight me?"
"Woo —"
There was no such thing as fear in the mind of an idiot. Whether it was Amethyst, Windy Fragrance, or the Town Security Officer Boli Witch, they would dare to fight if they wanted to. But looking at Amethyst's smile at the moment, Kiruno instinctively felt a trace of danger, and almost reflexively retreated a few meters.
"I … I'm not afraid of you, I'm the strongest!"
"Don't worry, I'm not here to fight you. You've always been living in the Lake of Fog, right?"
Hearing that she was not here to fight, Kiruno breathed a sigh of relief. At the mention of the Lake of Fog, she became arrogant again. "Of course, the Lake of Fog is my home. It's spring now, but I've frozen the entire lake. How about it? I'm awesome, right?"
"It's really not, so I've brought you a new neighbor."
"New neighbor?"
Kiruno was stunned. The rift in the air opened up, and an octopus the size of a suitcase fell out, smashed through the ice, and crashed into the lake with a plop.
Then, it climbed back up and lay on the thin ice.
"What is this?" Kiruno blinked, looking at it curiously.
"Octopus, a creature from the sea. Haven't you seen it before … Oh, right, there's no sea in the Fantasy Village." Amethyst could not be bothered to explain to an idiot like Kiruno. She looked at the octopus and asked with a smile, "How is the water? Is it suitable?"
The octopus waved its tentacles and said in a wise voice, "Not very good. The freshwater lake isn't suitable for me to live in, but no matter what, it's much better than the fate I had to face. Although I want to thank you, Sage from an alternate world, is it really okay? My existence might destroy the peace of this environment. "
Amethyst asked, "What can you see?"
The octopus paused for a few seconds before answering, "A barrier. A huge barrier that separates the inside and outside worlds. Did you create this?"
"Not exactly. What do you think about the sturdiness of this barrier?"
"It's amazing. If I were at my peak, I would only have a fifty percent chance of breaking this barrier. But if a Sage like you were here to stop me, I wouldn't even have a ten percent chance."
"That's good." Amethyst opened her fan and covered her mouth as she smiled. "Fantasy Village is a place that isn't bound by common sense. Your mind control is just one of your abilities. No matter what kind of person you are, they will gradually be assimilated in Fantasy Village. Just like the Kusanagi sword, one of the three divine weapons in Japan. After being used by Marisa for a period of time, its original function gradually disappeared. Now, it's just an ordinary high-quality sword."
"In other words, I'll eventually become one of you?"
"That depends on how you feel. As long as you don't forget about the contract between us," Roland said.
"Don't worry. If there's a need, I'll fight for you."
"Have a good rest then. I'll go back first. If there's anything you don't understand, you can ask your neighbor next to you." With that, Amethyst opened the gap and left.
Kiruno watched for a while. When she realized that the octopus below did not seem to be a threat, she flew over. "Hey, what's your name?"
"Rotes."
"Oh, Shredded Radish. What a strange name."
"It's Rotes."
"I know. Shredded Radish, do you know arithmetic? As my neighbor, you must know how to do arithmetic. "
"A little."
"Then let me give you a question. Do you know what 1 + 1 is?"
“2。”
"Haha, you idiot. It's clearly a 9!"
"Why a 9?"
"Because 9 is the biggest, and Kiruno is the strongest. One Kiruno plus one Kiruno, of course it's a 9."
"But if that's the case, shouldn't it be two 9s?"
"That's why you're an idiot. Because there's only one Kiruno in this world!" Kiruno pointed at Rotes and mocked. "I know. You must be the dumbest fellow in your race. You can't even do such simple arithmetic."
"… You win."
Luo Tes twisted his head and dove into the lake.
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